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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Video Games > Diablo IV SEASON 4: dads eatin good
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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





 I was heating up dinner and wasn't logged in and lol at me because now I'm stuck in the login to b.net queue

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Ice Fist
Jun 20, 2012

^^ Please send feedback to beefstache911@hotmail.com, this is not a joke that 'stache is the real deal. Serious assessments only. ^^

Gearman posted:

You have to play chain lighting Sorc now. It's the law.

I am the druid police and I am taking you to jail

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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
TWO MINUTES UNTIL WE CANT LOG IN LETS GOOOO

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queeb
Jun 10, 2004

m



 im in

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Theli
Jan 23, 2002

SORRY ABOUT MY TAINT
Fun Shoe

George H.W. oval office posted:

I was heating up dinner and wasn't logged in and lol at me because now I'm stuck in the login to b.net queue

I stupidly restarted BNET because the button wasn't available. I've been in "<1 minute" in queue for 10 minutes now.

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

 it's out early

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doomfunk
Feb 29, 2008

oh come on was that really necessary
all over my fine carpet!!

Books On Tape posted:

No one answered in the last thread when I asked this. Are there any builds/classes I should lean towards where you can just click anywhere and AOE just kills everything without having to actually click on an enemy? Better yet, the damage is basically just auto and you dont really have to click much at all. PoE had a few builds like this.

as others have said minions, storm druid, ww barb are all great examples of this. trap rogue is too, and fireball/hydra sorc is as well.

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

 I got in with zero issues, no queue.

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KajiTheMelonMan
Sep 2, 2004

I killed a Tuskarr
 I can load it up~

splurt my load early, no queue

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Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
Zeor queue, but someone already made a Goon Squad. I assume it was someone here?

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bigDninja
Jul 31, 2011
 Oh yes. See y’all on the other side!

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thats not candy
Mar 10, 2010

Hell Gem

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

 just got a black screen with esc for game menu at the bottom

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BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
just hit level 96

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Cardboard Fox
Feb 8, 2009

[Tentatively Excited]
I'm in, no queue :smugdog:

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Dahbadu
Aug 22, 2004

Reddit has helpfully advised me that I look like a "15 year old fortnite boi"
Still in the battle.net "less than 1 minute" queue :/

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Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





 smdh

Only registered members can see post attachments!

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ultrachrist
Sep 27, 2008
 lol on ps5 I got “unable to validate version” or some dumb poo poo like that and I can’t even try again without seeing a “device sent too many requests” to the server native ps5 error.

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Jaytan
Dec 14, 2003

Childhood enlistment means fewer birthdays to remember
“This device sent too many requests to the server. Please try again later” on first load on PS5. Incredible.

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Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
I am world first HC 100, see you in 11 years for Diablo 5 nerds.

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humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
 Got a PS5 message saying I sent too many requests to the server.

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Mayveena
Dec 27, 2006

People keep vandalizing my ID photo; I've lodged a complaint with HR
says game cannot be played yet
even after re entering battlenet
drat

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The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
YEP SERVERS ARE making GBS threads THEMSELVES LMAO

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RisqueBarber
Jul 10, 2005

Dahbadu posted:

Still in the battle.net "less than 1 minute" queue :/
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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 Do i need to restart this dumb app so it doesnt say preloaded

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Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
Some rando got Goon Squad seconds after it launched. I guess we are doing LLJK now. Same whisper list.

Clan full name is "SA Goon Squad"

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Hashy
Nov 20, 2005

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Some rando got Goon Squad seconds after it launched. I guess we are doing LLJK now. Same whisper list.

lol

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Caidin
Oct 29, 2011
 Thought I'd make pasta while the servers exploded, but i'm in a 4 minute log in queue, not bad

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Books On Tape
Dec 26, 2003

Future of the franchise
Could not verify license on PS4

Back to 5 minute login queue.

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J
Jun 10, 2001

 Welp says my nvidia drivers were out of date and now nvidia's servers appear to be getting slammed lmao goddamnit, the betas worked fine gently caress off

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El Scandelouse
Jan 10, 2003

Love, Drunkchat.
Can’t log in on Xbox. Code 75 error 300010.

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Some rando got Goon Squad seconds after it launched. I guess we are doing LLJK now. Same whisper list.

Clan full name is "SA Goon Squad"

RIP Goon Squad...a great clan while it lasted

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Ryuujin
Sep 26, 2007
Dragon God
First it said it was not ready to play. Close then reopen. Too many server requests. Then 2 minute que that took longer. Then could not find valid license or something. Now into a 4 minute que.

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Jaytan
Dec 14, 2003

Childhood enlistment means fewer birthdays to remember
Tried again on PS5 got “Unable to find a valid license for Diablo IV. (Code 315306)”

Ya hate to see it.

Edit: from the replies here it sounds like console players are all hosed. Has anyone successfully gotten in on a console?

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 Time for LLJK to comeback

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CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




 *in hacker voice* i'm in

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Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


 Let's goooooooo!



I can't log in.

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





 I just restarted bnet for the login to bnet queue and popped right in.

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Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
If you can't get in you need t o piss in a cup and taste it then email Blizzard and tell them if it is sweet or not.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 DM me for invites to "Goon Squad"

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