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redshirt posted:Cash, grass, or rear end, no one rides for free That was a fine plan in 1964. Does it work in 2024?
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Psst! Hey! Cmere. gently caress you! Eh? What do you want?
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May 2, 2024 02:23
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Do you consent to commit joinder with this free citizen of the land?
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May 2, 2024 02:44
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Eh? What do you want? You wanna get some coffee maybe go for a walk along the pier sometime?
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:You wanna get some coffee maybe go for a walk along the pier sometime? Yeah! I know a real nice place where we can watch a sunset
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Yeah! I know a real nice place where we can watch a sunset That does sound real nice. 
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May 2, 2024 03:10
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I don't know what there is to do, you wanna do something? Suggestions?
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:That does sound real nice. 
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May 2, 2024 03:18
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Do you like to suck eggs?
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Rubber Chicken posted:Do you like to suck eggs? I never understood this, do you suck eggs on the top end or the other?
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May 2, 2024 04:05
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Top-first.
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May 2, 2024 07:50
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What do you know about septic tanks?
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Harry_Potato posted:What do you know about septic tanks? Quite a bit actually. You?
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May 2, 2024 14:45
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*leans up against the bar and unzips fanny pack unleashing a torrent of hot wheels cars onto the floor while winking confidently*
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May 2, 2024 16:58
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Hey, I just got these new funko pops. You wanna come by my place to check them out?? Yes, uhhhh my "place" is my parents basement but they don't bother me y'know.
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redshirt posted:Quite a bit actually. You? I'm looking for a lady that can pump 1500 gallons of poo poo but doesn't know what six inches is.
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So hey I have HSV3. Yea, it’s new I’m one of the first to have it. Old herpes is kinda been there done that.
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I'm in to amputees so you are not my ideal woman, yet.
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May 3, 2024 02:29
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Hi in pencilhands check out my cool new haircut
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May 3, 2024 02:47
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Ey bb u wan' sum fuk???
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chainchompz posted:Ey bb u wan' sum fuk??? Sploosh!
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May 3, 2024 02:55
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Me, an intellectual, shocked
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May 3, 2024 02:58
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Please just say yes, we don't even have to do anything, it's just no-one's ever said yes.
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May 3, 2024 04:07
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Hi. What's your name and title? There's time for love, dr Jones! (very much relies on the other person being a doctor named Jones)
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May 3, 2024 04:58
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Hey, my name is Grey Cat. Yeah that one 
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May 3, 2024 05:04
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You've probably never heard my name, but you know my work
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May 3, 2024 05:11
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Are you going to finish that?
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May 3, 2024 05:14
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Check out my posts
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May 3, 2024 05:22
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I'll draw you like one of my french furries. What's your spirit animal?
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May 3, 2024 05:25
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At least I'm not this idiot.
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May 3, 2024 06:32
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Schnoz my peg hole
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May 3, 2024 07:01
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Nice butt, butt man.
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May 3, 2024 07:19
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You must have the sexiest knuckles I've ever seen
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May 3, 2024 07:35
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*face turning red* let me buy you a drink or I'll poo poo myself *face turns purple and I start to shake*
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Do you know how to change an adult diaper?
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May 3, 2024 14:31
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You'd like some kids? Well you're in luck because I never grew up.
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May 3, 2024 14:36
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Vamanos a la playa?
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May 3, 2024 14:53
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Rather than skipping straight to the restraining order, any chance we can have dinner first?
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I'll give you1000 dollars of you just *tell* people we've had sex. 1100 for the actual act
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Do you enjoy sodomy?
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