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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Was it at least a Wendy's Girl commercial?

S'the one where she's singing a love song to the pretzel bun.

Edit: I'd like to imagine it's a Dorian Grey type situation where she eats like a horse and Dave Thomas's real daughter gets fat.

Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Aug 24, 2014

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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
So glad we passed on Bridgewater

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Trent Green admitting that they wouldn't ask anything important to John Dorsey during their yearly softball in booth interview.

poo poo the question they refused to ask wasn't even about Alex Smith, it was about Chase Daniel.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


I know it's preseason and I'm about to sound like the biggest homer but it really bothers me that the Broncos haven't scored a touchdown yet against the Texans..

ebg
Mar 31, 2008

old dog child posted:

I know it's preseason and I'm about to sound like the biggest homer but it really bothers me that the Broncos haven't scored a touchdown yet against the Texans..

your fans are making too much noise on offense

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


MAO TSE-TUNGACUNT posted:

your fans are making too much noise on offense

Haha, is that really it? I have the game muted so I can't tell.

e: I'm high so this seems logical

3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Aug 24, 2014

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
It's only preseason it's only preseason it's only preseason it's only preseason.

Might as well tell myself now since I won't be able to in a couple of weeks.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

My team played against Kitchen's team my junior year of HS.

I have no memories of him which is odd.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Heard a lot of Victorians name this preseason.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE
Nice goal line stand there on 4th down by the Saints.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





ulmont posted:

Nice goal line stand there on 4th down by the Saints.

Now it's time for a safety :getin:

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
Bridgewater sucks. Or so that one guy said after one preseason game.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

dolphins win :derp:

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Vaders Jester posted:

Is Taliaferro actually good or is he just kicking the poo poo out of bad/second string defences?
Every time I saw him play at Coastal he was a complete loving monster. Granted it was against FCS defenses but even in the games against USC and Montana he was fairly impressive.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Nice of you to join us, Sanders :D

ebg
Mar 31, 2008

old dog child posted:

Nice of you to join us, Sanders :D

there you go :)

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Quiet Feet posted:

Now it's time for a safety :getin:

Yeah, I was thinking the Saints should just say gently caress it and punt...

...that interception was close enough.

FAKE EDIT: also, Corona, FORESTS ARE NOT BEACHES.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

old dog child posted:

Nice of you to join us, Sanders :D

Still pissed about this for the record. I mean it isn't Denver's fault but gently caress that agent.

pigdog
Apr 23, 2004

by Smythe
Chiefs second QB getting abused on the field, I don't think he has completed a single pass in 2 drives.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





ulmont posted:

Yeah, I was thinking the Saints should just say gently caress it and punt...

...that interception was close enough.

FAKE EDIT: also, Corona, FORESTS ARE NOT BEACHES.

What if the trees are full of syringes and fast food wrappers?

And yeah the int was p. Cool.

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

pigdog posted:

Chiefs second QB getting abused on the field, I don't think he has completed a single pass in 2 drives.

They are going to have a rough year.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I had no idea Tea Leoni still existed.

Was I the only one who thought she was hot during the 90s?

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
Have I said that the Saints secondary is beasting yet? Because they are.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE
Hell yeah Dixon!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
INT INT INT more INTS please

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

pigdog posted:

Chiefs second QB getting abused on the field, I don't think he has completed a single pass in 2 drives.

Bray's actually the third string guy who's in a fight with Aaron Murray for the last QB spot (unless they get rid of Daniel because he's expensive, which is possible). Bad time to look terrible for him.

bondster
May 6, 2007

Peyton Manning got an unsportsmanlike conduct call :stare:

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

lol, peyton got a personal foul. Swearinger got to him.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I think Andrew Luck is a real live Neanderthal.

pigdog
Apr 23, 2004

by Smythe

bondster posted:

Peyton Manning got an unsportsmanlike conduct call :stare:

From Swearinger? Lmao

bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx
Peyton is sure showing that 2nd-string defense :v:

Hope Welker is OK.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

PrinceRandom posted:

lol, peyton got a personal foul. Swearinger got to him.

I think I love how reviled Swearinger is by everyone he plays against.

Wanvig
Sep 8, 2003

Holy crap, I was watching the film festival episode of the Simpsons and the Broncos apparently scored 2 touchdowns we suck

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

bondster posted:

Peyton Manning got an unsportsmanlike conduct call :stare:

did he say the n word

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Who knows if it's his fault but Bray can't even get plays off anymore. Two time outs in like 4 plays there?

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE
Saints, that was 2012-esque.

bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I think I love how reviled Swearinger is by everyone he plays against.

He was trolling the Broncos whenever they'd get mad at Watt for beating them on a play in practice, so the fact that he got under Manning's skin kinda owns.

Swearinger even led with the shoulder, too. =/

ebg
Mar 31, 2008

Wanvig posted:

Holy crap, I was watching the film festival episode of the Simpsons and the Broncos apparently scored 2 touchdowns we suck

maybe they were trying to re-enact Man Getting Hit By Football

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Things Andrew Luck and Drew Brees have in common: hairline.

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wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Quiet Feet posted:

Things Andrew Luck and Drew Brees have in common: hairline.

luck has hair, it's just migrating to the southern hemisphere of his head for the winter

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