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Valko posted:Plates? Do they just dump a big pile of spaghetti and meat on a metal table and let everyone divide it up among themselves? Because that kind of works better than serving the food on ridiculous plates so long as the metal table has a raised rim to keep the juices from flowing off.
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the spaghetti one is my jam, just toss that poo poo right on the table and give me wine also the mouse trap one is cool if the trap is actually set
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Valko posted:Okay, this is actually pretty damned good: This is impressive. I hate it, but it's impressive.
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Valko posted:Plates? Wasn’t John Lennon constantly shoveling a bunch of spaghetti on a dinner table for Ringo’s aunt or something in Magical Mystery Tour, or was it a fever dream of mine? I only saw MMT once.
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The Bloop posted:my personal pet peeve is stupid Caesar Salad tricks
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Peru. If you ever find yourself stuck on a picture, just think to yourself "it's a playful little dish" and move on. It's for the best.              
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Nov 3, 2021 00:09
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Every single thing looks like an alien food prop from a star wars movie
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Peruvian food is boss.
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The Bloop posted:Every single thing looks like an alien food prop from a star wars movie Maybe it's because the dishes and tables are all stone but I was thinking it looks more like caveman food.
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I am feeling a visceral sense of discomfort from this one. Like if Junji Ito was a food stylist 
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Aardvark! posted:Peru. Took so long to plate up that it's gone mouldy ☹
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Hate the game not the player. If some stupid rich gently caress comes to my lab asking me to do anti-aging research I'm taking the money. They won't get their lich transformation but I'm still getting that money.
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good fortune be with anyone who can do this poo poo for a living tbh, getting rich assholes to give you their money is the lord's work if there's one thing that's extremely obvious from all these images it's that youre cucked from the moment you walk in the door if you actually eat this stuff whether or not it tastes nice or whatever. if you can get a goofy fucko to pay a grand to eat tiny quantities of food off a dirty rock you've basically owned them
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:cucked Did I stumble into 4chan
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lah di fuckin dah
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Cucked and own-ed by food that i have decided is too extravagent my good goon sires!! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Big Beef City posted:Cucked and own-ed by food that i have decided is too extravagent my good goon sires!! lmao oh no
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For a period of time, I was around some folks that seeded my hatred of the uber wealthy. Like, the sort that have destroyed their own people and didn't see the problem. They didn't eat off rocks.
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Das Boo posted:For a period of time, I was around some folks that seeded my hatred of the uber wealthy. to the guillotine with you, apparently
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Das Boo posted:For a period of time, I was around some folks that seeded my hatred of the uber wealthy. Like, the sort that have destroyed their own people and didn't see the problem. It only takes being around just “loaded” people to have a seated hatred for anyone with money. My aunt has always been loaded. She’s also always been callous, unkind, and ignorant to how she flaunts her wealth in front of the rest of us. One time for Christmas I got a crappy plain trucker hat from Walgreens (still had the $2.99 price tag on it), a deck of playing cards (also obviously from Walgreens), and what seemed to be a used water bottle all stuffed in a brown paper lunch bag with my name badly sharpied on it. Couldn’t even go through the trouble of at least putting a nice “to/from” Christmas sticker on it. I was 8 years old and already hated rich fucks. She does make a killer pozole, though. And we thankfully eat it out of bowls and not a bedpan or a stiletto heel or some other bougie poo poo.
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a couple more. these are intended to be serving plates for dry food, but they'd probably work better for like... jewelry.   
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I swear to god if we aren't eating meatloaf and mashed potatoes off of faberware plates from 1972 every single night I am burning this loving city DOWN
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check it out my home town is trending on twitter. i had not heard of "Ellie and Daisy O'Donnell" before. but i can definitely believe that such people could spring from the proud land of my fathers because when yorkshire people get bougie they go in hard https://twitter.com/i/events/1455841345482989576 i didn't know what the gently caress a "salt bae" was before either and i am sad, now that i do HORSE-SLAUGHTERER fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Nov 3, 2021 |
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Big Beef City posted:I swear to god if we aren't eating meatloaf and mashed potatoes off of faberware plates from 1972 every single night I am burning this loving city DOWN dinner tonight: meatloaf and mashed potatoes served in a rustic old boot
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Empty Sandwich posted:to the guillotine with you, apparently I accept my fate if you kill them first. You Are A Elf posted:It only takes being around just “loaded” people to have a seated hatred for anyone with money. My aunt has always been loaded. She’s also always been callous, unkind, and ignorant to how she flaunts her wealth in front of the rest of us. One time for Christmas I got a crappy plain trucker hat from Walgreens (still had the $2.99 price tag on it), a deck of playing cards (also obviously from Walgreens), and what seemed to be a used water bottle all stuffed in a brown paper lunch bag with my name badly sharpied on it. Couldn’t even go through the trouble of at least putting a nice “to/from” Christmas sticker on it. I was 8 years old and already hated rich fucks. I wish 8 year-old you had chided her for providing you with proof she had been in a Walgreens.
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More like Little Cube of Beef City
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:check it out my home town is trending on twitter. i had not heard of "Ellie and Daisy O'Donnell" before. but i can definitely believe that such people could spring from the proud land of my fathers because when yorkshire people get bougie they go in hard This one is clearly an example of overspending just to say that you did it. However, on the story regarding the 37k food bill, what gets me is that it was clearly a larger group of diners and they purposely ordered: quote:a vintage 1996 bottle of Petrus was £9,100 alone, while two bottles of 2003 Petrus were also consumed at a whopping £9,950 each Like you can't act stunned and shocked when you knowingly order 29k in wine and also know that your larger sized party will have a 15% service charge added to it by default. I mean, you know what you're ordering when you order vintage wines for your table by the bottle(s) that are priced in the thousands, each.
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poverty goat posted:dinner tonight: meatloaf and mashed potatoes served in a rustic old boot will this bougie poo poo never END I scream into the void as I stomp futilely around my home
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I'm so hungry from looking at all this delicious looking food that I'm going to duel the next person who besmirches the good name of these faceless, nameless chefs creating these concoctions, or the good, rich folk eating them, to the death, verbally.
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Big Beef City posted:I swear to god if we aren't eating meatloaf and mashed potatoes off of faberware plates from 1972 every single night I am burning this loving city DOWN You forgot to use “goon sires” in your bon mot.
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Empty Sandwich posted:a couple more. these are intended to be serving plates for dry food, but they'd probably work better for like... jewelry. Cool yard art or whatever
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Nov 3, 2021 17:34
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Make a plaster mold of a turd then use the mold to make plates. Sell the artisinal hand crapped plates to Michelin starred restaurants. Instant :money:
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Azuth0667 posted:Make a plaster mold of a turd then use the mold to make plates. Sell the artisinal hand crapped plates to Michelin starred restaurants. Instant :money: Poo poo platter, coming right up
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Make a plate of the masturbating Pompeii guy but he’s got a doughnut on his hog
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was watching an episode of 30 rock last night and liz lemon ate some popurri after asking if it was potpourri or chips and i thought of this thread potpourri
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the highlighted review for this place called their food "courageous" which is definitely a keyword I'm using moving forward  
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its a playful little dish   
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To start, I'll have the rocks in an ashtray and I think we're gonna share the fish leather boot. Thanks.
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