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brightspark
Aug 29, 2004

Sawtooth posted:

Someone on here once posted a Tim Kreider cartoon where some guy in a bar is talking to him about sports. I can't seem to find it anywhere online, so if anyone has it I'd really appreciate it!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/84332
FIE asked me to send this along.

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Been looking for a comic that's like 3-4 panels and it's making fun of anime, ending with a guy going "stupid-chan is gonna hold my hand??"

Impossible to find

The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?
Years ago I played a funny flash "game" where you were a robot that was supposed to save the world but the game would make you spend like ten minutes setting up your character and then immediately kill you and make you start all over again. Any ideas what the title was? I think it was the robot's name and it was something like "______ Sammy" or "______ Wally"

Mr.Hotkeys
Dec 27, 2008

you're just thinking too much

The Time Dissolver posted:

Years ago I played a funny flash "game" where you were a robot that was supposed to save the world but the game would make you spend like ten minutes setting up your character and then immediately kill you and make you start all over again. Any ideas what the title was? I think it was the robot's name and it was something like "______ Sammy" or "______ Wally"

Steamshovel Harry

The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?

Oh god, it's even better than I remembered.

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!
My Internet white whale is a single panel black and white Web comic of hedwig perching on Harry potters dick with the caption "oh hedwig".

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Haha, that anthem

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

This is better than any tower defense game.

9/10.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

FeloniousDrunk posted:

Is there an archive of this page anywhere with the images? This is pretty old internet junk: Please listen to my fartings

... oh wait, many images are still there, I just didn't scroll down far enough. Leaving for old Internet junk posterity.

You'll be pleased to know that you can still order your 'PLEASE LISTEN TO MY FARTINGS" videos here:
:nws:http://www.ladyfart.com/onarafetish3english.htm:nws:

Whether you'd actually receive the FART GIRL DVD's/VHS tapes, or whether the vendor would just take your money and fart in your general direction, I cannot say.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
I'm trying to remember this dumb flash cartoon site with a layout like an adventure game—it was posted in a GBS (?) thread around 2005. Your inventory was a talking toolbox that vomited your items all over the screen whenever you opened it. Somewhere there were two people endlessly saying "Yuh-huh!" "Nuh-uh!" back and forth to each other. One of the first items you picked up was some comically large object you pulled out of someone's rear end, and you located this guy on the map by sound—he was quietly groaning "owwwwwwwwww.... my arrrrrrrrrrse." I don't remember anything beyond this, probably because it was unfinished.

Tad Naff
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!
:backtowork:

BigBadSteve posted:

You'll be pleased to know that you can still order your 'PLEASE LISTEN TO MY FARTINGS" videos here:
:nws:http://www.ladyfart.com/onarafetish3english.htm:nws:

Whether you'd actually receive the FART GIRL DVD's/VHS tapes, or whether the vendor would just take your money and fart in your general direction, I cannot say.

It brings a tear to my eye. A long loud smelly tear.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
I am looking for a very old GBS thread where the OP asked his kindergarten-age students to draw various things and posted the funniest ones. The one example I remember clearly was Terminator.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Salvor_Hardin posted:

I am looking for a very old GBS thread where the OP asked his kindergarten-age students to draw various things and posted the funniest ones. The one example I remember clearly was Terminator.

You might try asking in here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2701257

For a non-SA request, I recently saw an album of kids' portraits on facebook. One of them was a kid picking his nose in an otherwise formal portrait, somewhat professional lighting, etc. Looked like 70s or 80s vintage. Help!

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

can somebody help me find the "Popular Things You Just Don't Get" thread?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



grittyreboot posted:

can somebody help me find the "Popular Things You Just Don't Get" thread?

I don't think there's ever been a thread on the Something Awful forums about popular things that goons don't get. Sorry, op.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
It's probably already come up a million times, but I still want the old flash animation that went along with "yo butt ain't made for that"

davmillar
May 22, 2012

GO BIG OR GO HOME
Gravy Boat 2k
I'm trying to find a slightly obscure site that had someone's photo gallery of offbeat roadside stuff. I know it had a page on radon health mines, one of a grotto made of concrete, and some bowling ball gardens. I think it also had pics of a sketchy looking foot bridge over the Mississippi River and some neon hotel/motel signs. All in the Americana/road trip/50's vein.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Today I thought of a song on youtube which was made of other songs mixed together, the main one I remember is R Kelly going "Whoooooooooooooah" repeatedly. I think it might have been done by somebody who does lots of these kind of mixes where he mashes up parts of other songs.

I think it might also have gotten faster towards the end/as it went on.

WhatEvil fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Sep 15, 2014

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

grittyreboot posted:

can somebody help me find the "Popular Things You Just Don't Get" thread?

so what, goons being contrarian while attempting to look cool: genesis exists

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

this one is a long shot: remember that group-x video from like 2002 where they have silly accents and sing about mario, then they sorta a-capella sing along with the first few levels:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvELT5aIo9A

mario twins.

easy to find, but also back in the day someone made a parody video with sonic the hedgehog, and a guy poops on his nintendo. Yes, I'm looking for a lovely flash video that parodies a lovely flash video. If anyone can find this i will seriously paypal you $100

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Ghaz posted:

this one is a long shot: remember that group-x video from like 2002 where they have silly accents and sing about mario, then they sorta a-capella sing along with the first few levels:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvELT5aIo9A

mario twins.

easy to find, but also back in the day someone made a parody video with sonic the hedgehog, and a guy poops on his nintendo. Yes, I'm looking for a lovely flash video that parodies a lovely flash video. If anyone can find this i will seriously paypal you $100

Are you talking about this? It came out a few months after the video you posted?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/31144

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa
EDIT: Derp I read good. Wrong thread for this.

ihopeirememberthis
Sep 8, 2011
This must come up a lot. The short story in which aliens invade earth but turn out to be terrible at fighting and are easily repelled?

Slifter
Feb 8, 2011

ihopeirememberthis posted:

This must come up a lot. The short story in which aliens invade earth but turn out to be terrible at fighting and are easily repelled?

Might it be http://www.baenebooks.com/p-315-pandoras-legions.aspx

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
The Road Not Taken? all sentient species except humanity discover anti-gravity and ftl almost immediately, so their technology stagnates. alien colonial empire tries to conquer 20th century earth using a dozen dudes with flintlocks they make exactly one kill before being steamrolled by the american military; their anti-gravity/ftl drive is reverse engineered, proves extremely simple in retrospect; strongly implied that humanity will easily conquer the whole galaxy with it

other examples come to mind (The High Crusade, Footfall) but they are full length novels and also not internet things

hackbunny fucked around with this message at 10:09 on Sep 19, 2014

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
have one of my own: a long series (in the hundreds) of short flash videos, all in b&w, all featuring copies of a dude with a goatee (author self-portrait?)

ihopeirememberthis
Sep 8, 2011

hackbunny posted:

The Road Not Taken?

Thanks, this is it.

Turanga
Mar 19, 2009
Looking for the follow up thread to 'CPS Took My Kids - Can I Sue?' where he get gets his life back on track.

Tad Naff
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!
:backtowork:

hackbunny posted:

have one of my own: a long series (in the hundreds) of short flash videos, all in b&w, all featuring copies of a dude with a goatee (author self-portrait?)

Brunching Shuttlecocks?

delirious pancake
Dec 29, 2006
in your grocer's freezer
I'm looking for a goofy, very poorly made dress shop website that I remember being discussed on SA at some point. It was an absolute assault on the eyes - truly heinous colors and graphics made in MS Paint circa 1995. It had tons of pages and very confusing navigation, with paranoid rants sprinkled in. My favorite was an MS Paint map with directions to the store, surrounded by helpful landmarks such as "SCARY OLD MINE". I think the store was a lady's name, and it was located in the south. I'm dying to see it again!

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

delirious pancake posted:

I'm looking for a goofy, very poorly made dress shop website that I remember being discussed on SA at some point. It was an absolute assault on the eyes - truly heinous colors and graphics made in MS Paint circa 1995. It had tons of pages and very confusing navigation, with paranoid rants sprinkled in. My favorite was an MS Paint map with directions to the store, surrounded by helpful landmarks such as "SCARY OLD MINE". I think the store was a lady's name, and it was located in the south. I'm dying to see it again!

Is this it? There's no "SCARY OLD MINE," but I think the directions were changed for the new location.

Yvette's Bridal with directions and Yvette's Radical Real Time Explorations of Reality and Beyond !!

delirious pancake
Dec 29, 2006
in your grocer's freezer

contrapants posted:

Is this it? There's no "SCARY OLD MINE," but I think the directions were changed for the new location.

Yvette's Bridal with directions and Yvette's Radical Real Time Explorations of Reality and Beyond !!

Oh my god yes that is it! Ugh I'm so disappointed I didn't save that old map - it was incredible. Thanks!

cats blood
May 11, 2011

delirious pancake posted:

Oh my god yes that is it! Ugh I'm so disappointed I didn't save that old map - it was incredible. Thanks!

why does it make fart sounds when you scroll down?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

delirious pancake posted:

Oh my god yes that is it! Ugh I'm so disappointed I didn't save that old map - it was incredible. Thanks!
Archive.org has got your back.

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

FeloniousDrunk posted:

Brunching Shuttlecocks?

are you sure? I remember it was its own standalone thing. if it was on brunching shuttlecocks, I'm not finding it

e: I see what you mean. no, the character I'm thinking of was drawn in a realistic style, like a vectorialized photo, and it was more like dada/surrealist than stand-up comic

e2: I think someone here on SA has a frame from one of those clips as their av. wish I could remember who

hackbunny fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Sep 20, 2014

Fat Pony
Oct 7, 2005

THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH
I don't know how long-lost it is, but I was thinking about something I heard on the radio several months ago (maybe a year or so, now). There was a guest on NPR who was being asked about the Higgs Boson, and the interviewer tasked him with succinctly explaining Higgs Boson as though he were speaking to a graduate student. Then the interviewer asked the guest to tone it down to an undergrad student. Then a high school student. Then an elementary student. Then a kindergartener.

The guest totally did it, too. It was awesome to listen to. I haven't been able to find the interview (after a good deal of searching), but I still remember it and think about it every now and then. If anyone can magic this thing up I'd be incredibly grateful.

CowboyAndy
Aug 7, 2012
Years ago, I remember reading a web comic that featured:

a) Phantasy Star Online
b) Kevin Sorbo
c) A weird mishmash of PSO's bosses and Kevin Sorbo's head.

Does anyone know what I am talking about?

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

WhatEvil posted:

Today I thought of a song on youtube which was made of other songs mixed together, the main one I remember is R Kelly going "Whoooooooooooooah" repeatedly. I think it might have been done by somebody who does lots of these kind of mixes where he mashes up parts of other songs.

I think it might also have gotten faster towards the end/as it went on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuY1rt4qp5M

? ? ?

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Back in LF, there was a Lets Play thread of what I think was a Paradox game. I remember it involved detailed maps and diplomacy and the narrator played as a Slavic nation/state. There was a gif of a Slavic dude playing an accordion with a very severe expression that was posted frequently. Any ideas?

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The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?
This isn't that old, and might not be the only one of its kind, but there was a site that would flash porn site searches over a serene background and possibly music too. It was really funny and I want to find it again.

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