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Phi230 posted:Just don't jizz inside anybody bing bong problem solved Usually those numbers are given as "yearly failure rates", basically assuming a year of sex for a sexually active couple using only that method has a .2%(to use your given number) chance of getting pregnant in a given year. IUDs do better than that I believe. Not saying it's not a risk, but it's more like you'll get pregnant twice in a thousand years of sex - still too high. 
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In the mouth is fine but eat way more pineapple. No one likes rancid tasting jizz.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Usually those numbers are given as "yearly failure rates", basically assuming a year of sex for a sexually active couple using only that method has a .2%(to use your given number) chance of getting pregnant in a given year. IUDs do better than that I believe. So I'll just break up once per year to keep the odds low thanks!
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Phi230 posted:Just don't jizz inside anybody bing bong problem solved That's not what those statistics mean. E: fb
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Up the butt, no babies
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Usually those numbers are given as "yearly failure rates", basically assuming a year of sex for a sexually active couple using only that method has a .2%(to use your given number) chance of getting pregnant in a given year. IUDs do better than that I believe. Beaten, but yes, the stats for birth control are for the odds of getting pregnant if you're sexually active for a year, not the odds per dick sneeze.
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sebzilla posted:Up the butt, no babies *in extremely jeff goldblum voice* that's how mpreg becomes real.
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cailleask posted:Always use condoms. It's not worth the risk for STDs or anything else. It's not just about trusting your partner, it's about trusting everyone your partner has ever been with. have you had a paternity test
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Has there been any conclusive evidence and a final, definitive answer if precum has swimmers? I always thought that it was only some kind of lubricant from a different gland, and sperm in precum are potentially from your last ejaculation if the time between them was short or you didn't pee or something. I've been infertile for a while, so asking for a friend, I guess.
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Oenis posted:Has there been any conclusive evidence and a final, definitive answer if precum has swimmers? I always thought that it was only some kind of lubricant from a different gland, and sperm in precum are potentially from your last ejaculation if the time between them was short or you didn't pee or something. I've been infertile for a while, so asking for a friend, I guess. Isn't that specifically the reason the withdrawal method doesn't work? Because it definitely does contain viable sperm?
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I always thought that when it didn't work it was due to gently caress-ups, poor self-control and the aforementioned residual sperm from a previous orgasm. I also tin-foiled pretty hard that they specifically teach you in school that precum 100% definitely contains sperm, but not because it's true but to prevent unwanted pregnancies in horny teenagers that don't necessarily have proper control over their bodily functions yet. At least the Wikipedia page describes the sperm count as "low to absent" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-ejaculate warning:
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Oenis posted:... Newer studies tend to show that precum is "ineffectual" at causing pregnancies, but who knows how all these studies were conducted... AKA 'Not Trying Hard Enough'
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Oenis posted:(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-ejaculate warning: My favorite part of Wikipedia is all the weirdos that take pictures of their junk for it. Like, there's a category of pictures called "Close-up photography of human penises" with 67 images (and one of them looks like several seconds from an amateur porn).
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A Major Fucker posted:have you had a paternity test well I definitely felt the baby come out of my vagina so...
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cailleask posted:well I definitely felt the baby come out of my vagina so... ... Have you had a maternity test then???
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Oenis posted:I always thought that when it didn't work it was due to gently caress-ups, poor self-control and the aforementioned residual sperm from a previous orgasm. I also tin-foiled pretty hard that they specifically teach you in school that precum 100% definitely contains sperm, but not because it's true but to prevent unwanted pregnancies in horny teenagers that don't necessarily have proper control over their bodily functions yet. At least the Wikipedia page describes the sperm count as "low to absent" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-ejaculate warning: The "Glands of Littre"sounds like something you would go to pray at, or perhaps sacrifice a goat in their name. I will inform the GF when she comes home drunk that she is about to be blessed by Littre.
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Ohnonotme posted:The "Glands of Littre"sounds like something you would go to pray at, or perhaps sacrifice a goat in their name. I will inform the GF when she comes home drunk that she is about to be blessed by Littre. You'll be lucky if she's blessed with 5 milli-Littres.
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I'll be lucky if she doesn't throw up and go straight to bed!
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I need recommendations for good food to eat off a dick, things she liked: Whip Cream Hot Fudge (Jesus christ it was hot as gently caress tho.) Strawberry Jam Orange Marmalade Things she did not like: lovely Hershey Chocolate Sweat My dick.
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Look into flavored lubes? Sugary things should not be on your donger, especially if you're going to go for PiV later, as yeast love that poo poo.
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DandyLion posted:Vagimite  But yeah I dunno, what food does she like? Try that.
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Mayo.
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Turtlicious posted:I need recommendations for good food to eat off a dick, things she liked: Cocaine. But seriously, the list is pretty much anything sweet that sticks to a dick, so honey, marshmallow fluff, that kind of stuff. Strawberry jam seems incredibly unappealing, visually speaking.
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hoobajoo posted:Cocaine. But seriously, the list is pretty much anything sweet that sticks to a dick, so honey, marshmallow fluff, that kind of stuff. Earn your strawberry-jam wings you prude.
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Johnny Truant posted:Hollandaise sauce Sex thread gives somebody food poisoning and a bacterial infection.
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Hollandaise is very nice but I wouldn't just eat it.
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I was told ranch goes on everything. Truffle butter.
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Trip Report I had to go to Urgent Care because I got hot fudge in my peehole, and I couldn't pee it out and I panicked.
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Wrap your dick in sausage meat, roll it in breadcrumbs, then teabag a deep fryer. It's pretty extreme but I think it's worth it.
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Non-food-related question: My and my SO are pretty interested in taking ribald pictures of ourselves, but she's very concerned with safety and privacy. Unfortunately, all we have for picture-taking are our phones. Does anybody know A: any recommended privacy-focused methods/applications, and B: an brief explanation of WHY it's so safe? I want to able to at least give her a second opinion; she's worried about getting arrested (?) and having the police look through her phone and take her nude pics of me (?), or being hacked.
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Uhhh how old are you guys that she's worried about being arrested? Assuming you're both adults capable of consent and she's just paranoid, tomorrow is Black Friday. Order a super cheap digital camera, take all the pics you want on there, don't bring it outside of the bedroom and never connect it to a computer, or at the very least never connect it to a computer that's online
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Anne Whateley posted:Uhhh how old are you guys that she's worried about being arrested? She's worried about being arrested for something else, not the nudes. Not anything in specific, mind, she's just semi-paranoid. We can't get a digital camera, either, at least not anytime soon; we're both immensely poor. I saved up for months to afford even this $250 phone, and I currently have $7. It ain't happening. Geoj posted:Encrypt your whole phone and/or use an app that allows creation of encrypted file containers to store the files in. That's a tack I didn't think of; I told her things could be encrypted, and she responded with "But what if someone breaks the encryption?" It didn't occur to me to simply get more data on how encryption works and why it's unbreakable. I'll also look for info on how/where data is stored, since she was wary about apps because she was under the impression that the data would be stored on a server.
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To put it in easy to digest terms - AES 256 bit encryption is so strong that the FBI has asked phone manufacturers on several occasions to program back doors into their encryption so law enforcement can bypass it, and the NSA uses it to encrypt top secret information. Short of a breakthrough in quantum computing it would take any computer that could be conceivably created in our lifetime millions of years to actually break the encryption key. The only method that works is breaking the password set for encryption, so you want something very strong. Use the longest password with the most variation - letters, numbers, symbols, vary case and no repetitive common words - that you can remember. If you're really paranoid it's possible to use key files that must be present even if you know the password, which can then be hidden in another encrypted file and/or saved in a hidden/secure location. e: although I would observe that the chances of someone wanting your nude pictures badly enough to go through the trouble of brute forcing your password or coercing the password out of you are slim to none. Geoj fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Nov 24, 2017 |
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