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Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Have you ever wanted to see a lovely tattoo inside a man's urethra?

Well now you can!

You know what? gently caress antibiotics.

# ? Apr 19, 2014 03:31

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# ? May 26, 2024 11:53

dijon du jour: Mar 27, 2013; _{I'm shy}

particle409 posted:

drat, that's one helluva splinter.

# ? Apr 19, 2014 07:19

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Have you ever wanted to see a lovely tattoo inside a man's urethra?

Well now you can!

...rosebud.

# ? Apr 19, 2014 08:12

Ulfhednar: Dec 16, 2006; Blood for the Blood God!

Bored posted:

# ? Apr 19, 2014 09:47

fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Have you ever wanted to see a lovely tattoo inside a man's urethra?

Well now you can!

This doesn't even upset me but I'm completely perplexed. I get that his glans is pulled back to the extreme, but what's up with all the lumps?

# ? Apr 19, 2014 11:42

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

A pearling mod?

oh god the pearling page on wikipedia has the perfect :nws:

picture for it.

# ? Apr 19, 2014 11:52

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

fork bomb posted:

This doesn't even upset me but I'm completely perplexed. I get that his glans is pulled back to the extreme, but what's up with all the lumps?

More than just pulled back:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meatotomy

# ? Apr 19, 2014 20:52

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Traxus IV posted:

That episode of The X-Files used to scare the bejesus out of me.

# ? Apr 19, 2014 22:21

monkeytennis: Apr 26, 2007; Toilet Rascal

Why just why would you want to slice your dick apart and tattoo inside it. These people need help. :gonk:

# ? Apr 19, 2014 22:26

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

crazkylo posted:

That looks more like it is cut into (or out of) the skin, rather than tattooed.

Maybe scarification? Whatever it is, it's bad.

It's white ink. I have a white tattoo and it looked like a scratch when it was healing up.

# ? Apr 19, 2014 23:10

teenytinymouse: Aug 3, 2005; I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

beato posted:

That episode of The X-Files used to scare the bejesus out of me.

I laughed like a loon at this. Amazing.

# ? Apr 19, 2014 23:14

ED-E My Love: Feb 26, 2014; The cutest lil' eyebot in the Wasteland

It says "Hooks in lips do not lie"

# ? Apr 20, 2014 22:42

This Is the Zodiac: Feb 4, 2003

quote:

It says "Hooks in lips do not lie"

Makes about as much sense.

# ? Apr 20, 2014 23:00

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

ED-E My Love posted:

It says "Hooks in lips do not lie"

No it doesn't. It just doesn't.

# ? Apr 21, 2014 05:19

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

ED-E My Love posted:

It says "Hooks in lips do not lie"

I read this as "hooks ups do not we" in a Gollum voice.

# ? Apr 21, 2014 08:11

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

ED-E My Love posted:

It says "Hooks in lips do not lie"

Heiks W 4PS Do Net ψ(Psi) ε(Epsilon).

Contribution.
Is that even a word?

# ? Apr 21, 2014 09:13

ED-E My Love: Feb 26, 2014; The cutest lil' eyebot in the Wasteland

Say Nothing posted:

Contribution.
Is that even a word?

Chris, maybe?

# ? Apr 21, 2014 09:16

fullroundaction: Apr 20, 2007; Drink beer every day

Say Nothing posted:

Contribution.
Is that even a word?

How does this happen

# ? Apr 21, 2014 12:46

I Am Crake: Mar 31, 2010; There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

I think that's the worst tattoo I've ever seen, made worse by the fact it's so big.

# ? Apr 21, 2014 13:01

cobalt impurity: Apr 23, 2010; I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

ED-E My Love posted:

Chris, maybe?

It's definitely "Chris." I really hope Chris is the name of the artist and was just signing his work, or that it was supposed to say "Christ." It would complete this beautiful trainwreck.

# ? Apr 21, 2014 15:37

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

cobalt impurity posted:

It's definitely "Chris." I really hope Chris is the name of the artist and was just signing his work, or that it was supposed to say "Christ." It would complete this beautiful trainwreck.

It would be magical if he was signing his work. I love it when I come across some really bad artwork that the artist has obviously thought was so awesome they needed to sign it. You know, because that lovely piece of art is gonna be really valuable someday.

# ? Apr 21, 2014 17:50

Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

"Only an idiot would get 1) a face tattoo 2) of spiders 3) with only 6 legs."

# ? Apr 21, 2014 20:27

Hackers film 1995: Nov 4, 2009; Hack the planet!

Maybe they are ants. Really poorly done ants.

# ? Apr 21, 2014 20:33

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Yeah, they have little antennae, I think they're ants.

# ? Apr 21, 2014 20:40

Zemyla: Aug 6, 2008; I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

This made me realize that when we can finally get e-ink tattoos, we're going to see all kinds of hilarious disasters.

# ? Apr 21, 2014 21:15

rockcity: Jan 16, 2004

Zemyla posted:

This made me realize that when we can finally get e-ink tattoos, we're going to see all kinds of hilarious disasters.

Pretty soon you're going to see 3D printed tattoos. I'm not joking, someone made one already.

# ? Apr 21, 2014 21:58

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

SynthOrange posted:

A pearling mod?

oh god the pearling page on wikipedia has the perfect picture for it.

I don't know what "pearling" is, but I'm guessing it's something I'd be happier never knowing about.

# ? Apr 21, 2014 22:09

Chunderstorm: May 9, 2010; legs crossed like a buddhist
smokin' buddha
angry tuna

particle409 posted:

there has never been, nor will there ever be, anyone cooler than this guy right here

# ? Apr 21, 2014 23:23

jsoh: Mar 24, 2007; O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

Stoatbringer posted:

I don't know what "pearling" is, but I'm guessing it's something I'd be happier never knowing about.

its when you put a little sphere under the skin of your dick

# ? Apr 21, 2014 23:28

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Tattoos so bad, you can even recognize what they are.

This thing that looks like a skin infection is supposed to be bacon.

# ? Apr 22, 2014 03:09

crazkylo: Dec 20, 2008; Set the world aflame!

Is the "bacon" supposed to look like it is dripping grease?

Or is that just plasma and blood that they didn't clean?

# ? Apr 22, 2014 03:51

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね！

cobalt impurity posted:

It's definitely "Chris." I really hope Chris is the name of the artist and was just signing his work, or that it was supposed to say "Christ." It would complete this beautiful trainwreck.

I thought it was "CLASS," which I think would be even better because it implies that three wolf moon is legit classy.

# ? Apr 22, 2014 03:51

Dishonorable Disco: Dec 22, 2009; the sun always shines on TV

Say Nothing posted:

Holy crap, it's Moon Moon.

# ? Apr 22, 2014 04:07

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Chunderstorm posted:

there has never been, nor will there ever be, anyone cooler than this guy right here

I actually really like it and find it funny. Far as dumb tats goes, that one's a goddamn champ.

# ? Apr 22, 2014 04:42

Synnr: Dec 30, 2009

Say Nothing posted:

Tattoos so bad, you can even recognize what they are.

This is clearly concept art from Zoofights. Very early concept art. Right?

A bear with propeller arms performing some pun based flying kick, I hope?

# ? Apr 22, 2014 07:00

mustard_tiger: Nov 8, 2010

Say Nothing posted:

How can a tattoo be this bad? That's the worst attempt at drawing a circle I've ever seen. Why does the moon outline continue into the cloud when he has overlapping clouds to the right of it!?

# ? Apr 22, 2014 10:28

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

mustard_tiger posted:

How can a tattoo be this bad? That's the worst attempt at drawing a circle I've ever seen. Why does the moon outline continue into the cloud when he has overlapping clouds to the right of it!?

I like to think it's just one cloud that they decided to extend.

# ? Apr 22, 2014 10:59

Guni: Mar 11, 2010

mustard_tiger posted:

How can a tattoo be this bad? That's the worst attempt at drawing a circle I've ever seen. Why does the moon outline continue into the cloud when he has overlapping clouds to the right of it!?

That's a loving cloud? I legitimately thought it was a poo poo attempt at Toad off Mario Kart...

# ? Apr 22, 2014 14:20