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Is anyone going to brazil for the ufc? If so please carry a big sign that says "for gay jesus"
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Triticum Guzzler posted:trust me he was always bad, he just hasn't become always bad yet he doesnt have enough twitter followers for me to care
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Jul 30, 2015 23:45
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i hope struve gives a shout out to his brethren kipenzi in his post fight
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Jul 30, 2015 23:48
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Most fighters turn out to eventually have been bad the entire time. A major exception is gsp, who around 2010 turned out to actually have been gay the entire time.
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Jul 31, 2015 00:05
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Struve said his training camp has been 6 months long 
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Jul 31, 2015 00:27
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fatherdog posted:As of, I believe, July 1st, all fighters under UFC contract are getting random tests year-round. Lmao thinking about Brazil's athletic commission considering how amateur Nevada's is after however many decades it's been around. Seriously Court TV is more professional. Has Brazil's "commission" even caught anybody cheating?
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Jul 31, 2015 00:42
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tesilential posted:Lmao thinking about Brazil's athletic commission considering how amateur Nevada's is after however many decades it's been around. Seriously Court TV is more professional. http://mmajunkie.com/2015/07/cabmma-ufc-fighter-rony-jasons-b-test-also-positive-for-banned-diuretic http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/4/9/8379383/ufc-jorge-oliveira-peds-stanozolol-steroids-mma-news http://www.cagepotato.com/piotr-hallmann-tests-positive-for-steroids-following-ufc-fight-night-51/
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Jul 31, 2015 00:44
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IIRC, CABMMA also reversed a couple of bad referee stoppages; relatively recently too. I don't even remember the last time the NSAC admitted that a ref screwed up.
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Jul 31, 2015 01:16
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I got 99 problems but a Fitch/Snitch/Stitch ain't one
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Jul 31, 2015 01:24
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UFC August - Danas a petty little highschool girl whose face looks like a pinched foreskin
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Jul 31, 2015 01:29
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Bundt Cake posted:UFC August - Danas a petty little highschool girl whose face looks like a pinched foreskin Easily the best so far.
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Jul 31, 2015 01:37
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outy posted:Ronda's success is obviously largely down to her hard work, but it's massively amplified by the fact that she's a world class, lifelong full-time athlete in a division filled with LARPers. It's like Tyson turning up at a suburban white-collar boxing gym. So true. There are other "athletes" in the division I guess, but Judo is one of very few women's sports that actually has decent participation levels on a worldwide basis, so they have a chance to catch some athletic gems. Wrestling sure as poo poo doesn't. There are so few women even training MMA or BJJ that it's pure chance if they turn up a decent athlete. Just look at Ronda's own taking partners.
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Jul 31, 2015 02:15
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UFC Aug - (extremely Palin voice) You Bethe!
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Jul 31, 2015 02:16
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BJJScout did a little thing on Ronda's striking improvements - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9CoR4HYmZg&hd=1 It depends kind of heavily on footage of padwork, but that's to be expected since she's spent less than three minutes in the cage since 2013.
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Jul 31, 2015 03:11
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Kurohashi posted:I'm concerned for the health of more fighters in this next card than I've ever been. It should be a retirement card for a lot of guys on it. Hey everyone, check out the GDT for this weekend's card. Doctor's orders.
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Jul 31, 2015 03:13
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fatherdog posted:BJJScout did a little thing on Ronda's striking improvements - Hey, just like Dom Cruz! 
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Jul 31, 2015 05:39
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Cejudo might be the new Lombard
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Jul 31, 2015 07:07
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Man. Mir/Arlovski is like the double digit UFC ppv that never happened. This year is such a trip.
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Jul 31, 2015 08:43
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Bluedeanie posted:Hey everyone, check out the GDT for this weekend's card. Doctor's orders. The OP for this gdt is truly, truly brilliant. You've raised the bar again Bluedeanie.
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Jul 31, 2015 12:28
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A slightly more svelte Mark Hunt has been booked for UFC 193 in Melbourne... no solid word on his opponent but I'd wager its Browne or CroCop
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Jul 31, 2015 12:39
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UFC August - Who cuts the cutman?
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Jul 31, 2015 14:42
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MA-Horus posted:Ronda's judo is goddamn artwork, especially against opponents that have absolutely no idea how to control their momentum The judo club I trained at years ago had a former Canadian Olympian as one of the black belt instructors and on one of my first nights there I sparred with her. Despite outweighing her by at least 60 pounds, she absolutely tooled up on me. Just rear end-over-tea-kettle over and over again, and it was all using my weight and momentum against me in the most efficient way possible. Just smooth as hell. And you might think it would be fun to roll with a girl, but when she's on the verge of breaking your arm or choking you out every 10 seconds or so, all the sexytime thoughts go out the goddamned window. No fun at all.
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Jul 31, 2015 14:49
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acejackson42 posted:And you might think it would be fun to roll with a girl, but when she's on the verge of breaking your arm or choking you out every 10 seconds or so, all the sexytime thoughts go out the goddamned window. No fun at all. No. No I do not.
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Jul 31, 2015 15:37
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Someone tell Big Nog this information so he can roll with gay dudes without fear of them getting a boner
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Jul 31, 2015 15:41
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I thought it was real fun to spar with this girl that was 5ft tall because it was a great excuse to practice head kicks.
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Jul 31, 2015 15:52
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Small women truly are the most fun to kick in the head
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Jul 31, 2015 16:26
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MycroftXXX posted:UFC August - Who cuts the cutman? I like
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Jul 31, 2015 16:28
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I did a dumb thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMVEq6fSCug There's only one more day until we run out of excuses to make puns on Bethe's name 
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Jul 31, 2015 16:56
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outy posted:UFC August - I got 99 problems but a Bethe ain't one. This is clearly the best one.
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Jul 31, 2015 18:00
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destroy this vile crap of a picture
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Jul 31, 2015 18:00
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acai moonsault posted:destroy this vile crap of a picture No, actually we should tile it and make it the background to the subforum. Wrestling fans get to pick the name, we get to make them stare at Trump and Sylvia's faces, fair trade.
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Jul 31, 2015 18:05
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attackmole posted:No, actually we should tile it and make it the background to the subforum. Wrestling fans get to pick the name, we get to make them stare at Trump and Sylvia's faces, fair trade. Seconded.
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Jul 31, 2015 18:14
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UFC August - the Nog Days of Summer
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Jul 31, 2015 18:38
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I just got UFC TV and am catching up on everything I missed over the past few years. Dolce was just on Ultimate Fighter? when I last watched - can someone explain why everyone is/was sucking his diet dick and why? I assume it's over now, but it's getting mentioned in nearly every card. Thanks and God bless.
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Jul 31, 2015 18:50
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He babysits idiots and prepares their meals so they don't eat like poo poo
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Jul 31, 2015 18:57
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He's a former fighter, so the UFC affiliation was already there, and did some UFC-branded fitness stuff which may have been around the period you're watching now so there was a lot of co-promotion. Also 1st AD posted:He babysits idiots and prepares their meals so they don't eat like poo poo From the UFC's point of view fighters missing weight is a Bad Thing, so they probably consider it handy to have a guy they can point people at to get help if they need it.
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Jul 31, 2015 19:10
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Thank you both. The background is helpful, it just seemed like a lot of hyperbole like "well, as you know he's now working with Mike Dolce so he's probably going to win this fight without stepping in the ring but just cardio for days and OH HE GOT ROCKED HE'S OUT"
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Jul 31, 2015 19:48
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I want A black leather jacket. Yeah. Wait no, A black leather jacket with a skull on it man. Wait no. A black leather jacket with TWO skulls on it. Yeah. WAIT NO NO NO. I want a black leather jacket with two SCREAMING skulls. gently caress YEAAAAAAAH.
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