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This is my punishment for continuing to post on GameFAQs (I only use their music boards, I swear!). This happened in a thread about B.o.B's flat earth+Holocaust denial song. This is my first time taking screenshots and using imgur on an iPad so I apologize if anything is messed up. I believe the third and fourth images got switched. http://imgur.com/a/Tz1Hu
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This was the first comment on the picture of some kid with some crystals in his hands. "My daughter is definitely a reincarnated mermaid." 
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Jan 28, 2016 03:33
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Chiparus posted:"My daughter is definitely a reincarnated mermaid." I thought I was a reincarnated dolphin just after my parents installed an above ground pool when I was 6. I can't even imagine how hosed up I'd be now if my parents encouraged that delusion.
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Jan 28, 2016 03:54
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Henchman of Santa posted:This is my punishment for continuing to post on GameFAQs (I only use their music boards, I swear!). This happened in a thread about B.o.B's flat earth+Holocaust denial song. I really, really wanted to find some humour in this, but there isn't any. What a fuckass.
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Jan 28, 2016 03:55
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Perry Normal posted:I don't know if Blue is a glutton for punishment or if he just has the patience of whatever's Islam's equivalent of Job is. subpar anachronism posted:How can you tell if someone is a vegan? Wait for them to constantly post on facebook about how hard it is to be an upstanding, harassed vegan. 
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Jan 28, 2016 03:59
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Chiparus posted:This was the first comment on the picture of some kid with some crystals in his hands. Ugh, she's not a reincarnated mermaid. She's merely possessed and remembering the possessors memories.
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Jan 28, 2016 04:06
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Orcs and Ostriches posted:My cousin's a little off the deep end, religiously. how could people have thought that this was written by c.s. Lewis when it references video games
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Jan 28, 2016 04:18
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Oh "works at: homeschooling mom and writer" nvm
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Jan 28, 2016 04:20
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Tiggum posted:That would be Job. The trick is to ask them if they'd like to know why you don't want any cake.
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Jan 28, 2016 05:31
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 Its not a man! His a straight bitch!
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Jan 28, 2016 05:33
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Chiparus posted:This was the first comment on the picture of some kid with some crystals in his hands. To me, the dumbest part of this is "My daughter's a reincarnated mermaid, uhhhh what stones does she like? Why, every one I can think of with a 'watery' word in its name, of course! And also opal, the fancy creativity/inspiration water stone!" Although, it is possible her daughter just decided she was a mermaid and picked out her own rocks because the names made sense with a mermaid theme (and opal because it's pretty). That actually makes sense.
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Jan 28, 2016 06:53
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The sirens were bird-women, not mermaids.
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Jan 28, 2016 07:26
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Byzantine posted:The sirens were bird-women, not mermaids. Mythology changes over time, and sirens got conflated with mermaids. Of all the stupid things in that post, a lack of knowledge of Greek mythology is the least stupid.
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Jan 28, 2016 07:28
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Henchman of Santa posted:This is my punishment for continuing to post on GameFAQs (I only use their music boards, I swear!). This happened in a thread about B.o.B's flat earth+Holocaust denial song. No one wrote anything down before databases were invented.
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Jan 28, 2016 11:18
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The fucker even quotes himself in his sig lol. What a dork.
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Jan 28, 2016 11:41
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That domestic abuse poster kinda reminds me of an old advert from the late 90s or early 2000s with the idea of 'Don't let rage make you do something you'll wish you hadn't". The structure was a man gets frustrated with some tiny thing and starts getting violent, and in the mirror you see his 'conscience'/future-self-looking-back, banging on the glass yelling at himself to stop. Don't know if the advert was a god one or a problematic one but it was an interesting take on the issue. Here's the ad (SOME PEOPLE MAY FIND THIS UPSETTING. Just thought I'd add a warning just in case  ): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzDr18UYO18
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Jan 28, 2016 12:44
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This is L@ame
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Jan 28, 2016 12:57
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BioEnchanted posted:That domestic abuse poster kinda reminds me of an old advert from the late 90s or early 2000s with the idea of 'Don't let rage make you do something you'll wish you hadn't". The structure was a man gets frustrated with some tiny thing and starts getting violent, and in the mirror you see his 'conscience'/future-self-looking-back, banging on the glass yelling at himself to stop. Don't know if the advert was a god one or a problematic one but it was an interesting take on the issue. They had some anti-rape ones done the same way and those were really disturbing as well.
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Jan 28, 2016 13:08
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I was reading the comments for this article, and came across the following: I was rolling my eyes at the estimated caloric intake/exercise the response was claiming until I got to the end. Way to prove a point, I guess?
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Jan 28, 2016 15:59
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okay posted:I was reading the comments for this article, and came across the following: Well I mean yeah, the point is maybe don't assume fat people you don't know are all unhealthy slobs who don't deserve well-made clothing like the other comments were implying.
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Jan 28, 2016 16:11
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^ Yes, but I thought it was odd to get angry about a statement saying diet and exercise typically lead to weight loss by saying she lost weight through diet and exercise. I don't disagree with the article's sentiment, btw.
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Jan 28, 2016 16:22
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Nah, it just gets tiresome seeing the same "If fat then diet and exercise and then magically thin as a model!" as though different body types and metabolism aren't a thing. Like yeah you'll lose weight but unless you're super athletic and on a severe diet, you're probably going to hit a certain plateau, and that plateau is usually not "looks like a clothing model." Also I really hate the "physics!" argument, since it ignores that the body has a lot of various things going on, so it's not like putting fuel in a car. Cars don't react to less fuel by reducing the amount burned and storing as much as possible.
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Jan 28, 2016 16:29
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 This is mindbogglingly stupid even for a fake IQ test. So many things wrong with it.
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Jan 28, 2016 16:52
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Actually quite impressed he/she was able to deduct 19 from 100.
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Jan 28, 2016 17:07
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I thought the whole point of those was that they scored you 100+ no matter what. Who wants to brag on Facebook about being below average?
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Jan 28, 2016 17:22
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Puppy Time posted:Nah, it just gets tiresome seeing the same "If fat then diet and exercise and then magically thin as a model!" as though different body types and metabolism aren't a thing. Like yeah you'll lose weight but unless you're super athletic and on a severe diet, you're probably going to hit a certain plateau, and that plateau is usually not "looks like a clothing model." Actually cars might be a good analogy since they burn their gasoline at wildly different levels. You can fine tune your pickup truck, get it detailed, maybe add a racing stripe - make it look drat good. But it's never going to be a Prius. I should put that in an image macro, save and resave it 20 times in a lossy format, add a Minion, and post that poo poo to Facebook.
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Jan 28, 2016 17:23
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You need to respond saying congrats on being slightly smarter than Forest Gump.
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Jan 28, 2016 17:31
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Krispy Kareem posted:Actually cars might be a good analogy since they burn their gasoline at wildly different levels. You can fine tune your pickup truck, get it detailed, maybe add a racing stripe - make it look drat good. But it's never going to be a Prius. A lot of weight loss plateaus are actually just water weight, the subject is still losing fat but because the scale weight stays the same for weeks or months they assume they are not so give up, big water retention plateaus are probably more common and severe on larger calorie deficits. There are *some* differences between the metabolic rates of different people, but far less than you might think, and never insurmountable. I've heard +/- about 10% bandied around, about 300 calories (one candy bar/30 minutes jogging) a day.
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Jan 28, 2016 17:36
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Parasol Prophet posted:I thought the whole point of those was that they scored you 100+ no matter what. The person who posted it normally doesn't post poo poo like that and is a teacher, so I'm thinking he accidentally let some other app post to his wall that started posting spam. I'd guess the low score is to try to bait idiots into going "I can beat that!". I like how 87 is in the top pentile, but somehow the average is 98.
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Jan 28, 2016 18:02
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:
Oh now come on, this has to be a joke
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Jan 28, 2016 18:51
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:The person who posted it normally doesn't post poo poo like that and is a teacher, so I'm thinking he accidentally let some other app post to his wall that started posting spam. I'd guess the low score is to try to bait idiots into going "I can beat that!". I like how 87 is in the top pentile, but somehow the average is 98. 19.31 is not the top percentile, it means 19.31% of people got 87 or lower.
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Jan 28, 2016 18:57
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Fatkraken posted:A lot of weight loss plateaus are actually just water weight, the subject is still losing fat but because the scale weight stays the same for weeks or months they assume they are not so give up, big water retention plateaus are probably more common and severe on larger calorie deficits. There are *some* differences between the metabolic rates of different people, but far less than you might think, and never insurmountable. I've heard +/- about 10% bandied around, about 300 calories (one candy bar/30 minutes jogging) a day. I was more referring to people's body types. As in legitimately big boned people trying to become pixies. It's not going to happen, but there are plenty of people who beat themselves up over it.
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Jan 28, 2016 19:00
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:
A friend just posted their test result, the text above the result is auto generated. Also it seems the US is dumber than the UK  
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Jan 28, 2016 19:09
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:I like how 87 is in the top pentile, but somehow the average is 98. No, "top 81%" is bottom pentile. "Top 20%" is top pentile.
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Jan 28, 2016 19:35
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lmao, I actually love these because after all the fake IQ tests that let people "prove" how they are so smart FINALLY one comes around that tricks people into flat out bragging that they are dumb as hell
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Jan 28, 2016 19:54
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Puppy Time posted:Mythology changes over time, and sirens got conflated with mermaids. Of all the stupid things in that post, a lack of knowledge of Greek mythology is the least stupid. True, but I think it still counts when people claim to have Deep Inner Knowledge and it's obvious they're running on the pop culture version.
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Jan 28, 2016 20:01
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Isn't the whole point of IQ that it's supposed to average at 100? Like, the number isn't a representation of how many "smart points" you earned, it's where you fall on the curve of everyone in a population. How would the average be 98? Am I thinking too much about this? I am the IoSM.
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Jan 28, 2016 20:56
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dirksteadfast posted:Isn't the whole point of IQ that it's supposed to average at 100? Like, the number isn't a representation of how many "smart points" you earned, it's where you fall on the curve of everyone in a population. How would the average be 98? Let's compare fake IQ results and find out!
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Jan 28, 2016 21:05
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You still have to count the calories of the fries that fell loose into the takeaway bag.
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Jan 28, 2016 21:09
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Oh now come on, this has to be a joke Harvesting your FB profile data is serious business
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