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SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
"Don't get me wrong I like Bernie, I just hate everything he stands for, and just the thought of my taxes going up a single cent makes me violently ill despite the fact that I have more money than I know what to do with, but again don't get me wrong, I like him. I think he's a good guy... "

Howard is completely terrified of having any fraction of his wealth go to anything but his trips to Mexico with Jimmy

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Yeah it seems that wealth tax has him shook

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Lifespan posted:

I actually forgot until one of the recent replays that last year they were considering putting "golden tickets" in his book to feel up Brent's wife. That's actually pretty funny and would have definitely been something the Howard of 20+ years ago would have done in a heartbeat.

Except the woman would have actually been attractive back then instead of a cross between Mona Lisa and George Washington in drag.

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman

Squashy Nipples posted:

Great phoney phone call with Sal's dad right in the middle, though.

I am glad you mentioned this, as I would have skipped otherwise. The calls with Sal’s dad are brilliant.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

He’s really rich so it’s almost impossible for him to see the moral necessity of socialism . Alas

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Sand Monster posted:

Except the woman would have actually been attractive back then instead of a cross between Mona Lisa and George Washington in drag.

loving ouch

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Isn't everyone liberal until they get enough money to be conservative?

nate fisher
Mar 3, 2004

We've Got To Go Back

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Isn't everyone liberal until they get enough money to be conservative?

‘Blacks are too fuckin’ broke to be republican’ -O’Shea Jackson

That said I live in the south, and most conservatives I know are older, poor, religious, or some form of that combination. It is all about them social issues.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Sand Monster posted:

Except the woman would have actually been attractive back then instead of a cross between Mona Lisa and George Washington in drag.

Brick shithouse

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

euphronius posted:

Yeah it seems that wealth tax has him shook

A caller brought this up to him during Robin's news. He denied it and said he can't imagine his taxes going even higher. He also got "Ok, boomer" by another caller.

His bitching is only going to get worse as we get closer to November and Bernie keeps winning.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



I can't wait to hear him hemming and hawing about voting for Trump or not voting at all.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

if he really is making 80mil or whatever a year the wealth tax will hit him harder than most celebs but idgaf he has more cash than he knows what to do with and works like 3 half days a week every how often?

Odddzy
Oct 10, 2007
Once shot a man in Reno.
gently caress Howard and the cats he's built a second mansion for on his property.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

the real hosed up part is even after the wealth tax he'd have cash to waste on cat mansions and other dumb poo poo, he's just mad that it's piling up slower even though as a result people aren't literally dying due to lack of medical care

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The other issue is Sanders isn’t all that much of a fan of the current Israel government and Howard is.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Steven Spielberg’s Daughter Reveals She Is a Porn Star


https://www.thedailybeast.com/steven-spielbergs-daughter-mikaela-spielberg-reveals-she-is-a-porn-star


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebanS7YL6V4

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

euphronius posted:

The other issue is Sanders isn’t all that much of a fan of the current Israel government and Howard is.

This is probably way more important than the taxing situation, Howard is the world's biggest defender of Israel and thinks they're the innocent victims in every single situation possible to imagine and always has.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
Man did the internet kind of go off on Stern for that anti sanders rant

nate fisher
Mar 3, 2004

We've Got To Go Back

Ether Frenzy posted:

This is probably way more important than the taxing situation, Howard is the world's biggest defender of Israel and thinks they're the innocent victims in every single situation possible to imagine and always has.

I would love to see Roger Waters as a guest debating Israel with Howard.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

We basically that that with Hanzi

It ... didn’t go well

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

Dating a 47 year old and doing porn. She’s really mad at her dad.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

nate fisher posted:

I would love to see Roger Waters as a guest debating Israel with Howard.

Please don't. Maybe on another forum, both of which they would never be a part of, but as this thread proves politics on the show sucks. I would rather be talking about how fat HPE got again and then following up with a phony phone call.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

I wish I could fast forward seven months when the election is over so I can avoid Howard's garbage politics.

The show in general today was bad, from the unfunny and asinine "Karl Marx Jr" rant, to interviewing a D-list celebrity over the phone, to the TV show theme song game, it felt like I was listening to Bob & Tom.

Ether Frenzy posted:

This is probably way more important than the taxing situation, Howard is the world's biggest defender of Israel and thinks they're the innocent victims in every single situation possible to imagine and always has.

Howard has the least knowledge and absolute worst takes when it comes to Israel. Like he literally believes no one lived in Palestine until 1947.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Former Human posted:

The show in general today was bad, from the unfunny and asinine "Karl Marx Jr" rant, to interviewing a D-list celebrity over the phone, to the TV show theme song game, it felt like I was listening to Bob & Tom.

Honest question. They still have not posted today's episode on demand. Are you sure you aren't taking about last Wednesday's show?

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

They did the TV show theme song thing both days. That's how creatively bankrupt the show is.

nate fisher
Mar 3, 2004

We've Got To Go Back

Lifespan posted:

Please don't. Maybe on another forum, both of which they would never be a part of, but as this thread proves politics on the show sucks. I would rather be talking about how fat HPE got again and then following up with a phony phone call.

Good point. It would just be awful to listen to on any forum to be honest.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Former Human posted:

The show in general today was bad, from the unfunny and asinine "Karl Marx Jr" rant, to interviewing a D-list celebrity over the phone, to the TV show theme song game, it felt like I was listening to Bob & Tom.

Join the revolution!

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Former Human posted:

Howard has the least knowledge and absolute worst takes when it comes to Israel. Like he literally believes no one lived in Palestine until 1947.

does he really not know better or would he simply rather argue the lie than the facts. i'm p sure dershowitz knew the truth but still wrote the case for israel using debunked lies

he'd never have on someone like norman finkelstein or even roger waters much less allow for a realistic description of the situation come anywhere near his studio

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Former Human posted:

Howard has the least knowledge and absolute worst takes when it comes to Israel. Like he literally believes no one lived in Palestine until 1947.

There's some book that came out years ago, and it was full of stuff that turned out to be completely wrong, and I think Howard either read it or skimmed it at some point. Whenever he says "there was nobody there -- they were nomads" -- that's the source he's drawing from.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Former Human posted:

They did the TV show theme song thing both days. That's how creatively bankrupt the show is.

There has not been one good show since they returned this year

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

the only good content howard can really get anymore comes from personalities in the studio or the wack pack who he grudgingly uses at this point

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Hi again; this is Sal Governale...

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

If there was any way for Sal to show up in Variety, I suppose this would have to be it. :golfclap:

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Wow... now that Bernie is clearly winning, Stern has really taken out the knives. The Bernie impersonator used to just joke about being a goofy, disheveled old Jewish guy, but he sat in for the news yesterday, and now it's pure character assassination on Stern's part. Bernie is going to put the billionaires in a concentration camp, he's going to ruin the economy with taxes, he's a complete wackjob, pretty much all the poo poo he said on Monday, but in "joke" form.

Ughhh. I'm actually angry at Stern, this is pretty rare.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Saw people in the city with ash on their foreheads going home last night and it made me think of one thing and it ain't jesus

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
On the news yesterday they said priests were dropping ashes on people instead of making physical contact due to the Corona Virus.

so much for God protecting you, I guess. Kinda like when Pope John Paul II rode around in a bullet proof car after he was shot.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

This is the least surprising news I've seen since Mike Hughes rocketed himself into the ground.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Got all caught up on the show and... are people actually mad about what Howard said about Bernie? Don't get me wrong, I hope he drops all of it because Howard talking politics is awful, but all that he did was a weak railing of Bernie's socialist stance. Unfortunately after the glowing feedback from the Hillary interview (which I thought was pretty good), I think he feels pretty empowered and will try to push his political views more than ever for the next 9 months. I appreciated that he said he would not bring in nominees, only candidates, but then he threw that out the window saying he would consider bringing Bloomberg in after he face-planted in his first debate. I really hope he doesn't.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
Bloomberg, but only with a Bernie puppet voice by Gilbert in his face the whole time

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

AxeManiac posted:

Bloomberg, but only with a Bernie puppet voice by Gilbert in his face the whole time

I might have to resubscribe to Sirius XM for this.

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