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“we come in pea-“ *BOOM* “Spashed one.” that’s how we DO here 
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Feb 10, 2023 23:41
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china making diplomatic outreach to the mole people, triggering a federal crackdown on their activities
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Feb 10, 2023 23:41
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Senate Intelligence committee is basically second or third in terms of political authority and importance in the weird power structure we have thanks things seem to be moving fast. Still think it's probably just a cylindrical balloon/zeppelin (please be aliens)
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Feb 10, 2023 23:42
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Posted in the wrong thread but whatever here it is too https://twitter.com/MarkWarner/status/1624164648374132769?s=20 Warner (he's also a big time bird pusher)
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Feb 10, 2023 23:42
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also it was time travelers here to observe the beginning of WW3, from a future that no longer exists due to their bumbling
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Feb 10, 2023 23:42
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making a really big kite that looks like the thunderbird
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Feb 10, 2023 23:42
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SpaghettiShaq posted:thanks It's a balloon but it's an opportunity to shitpost so we must
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Feb 10, 2023 23:43
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sometimes a cigar shaped object is just a cigar shaped object
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Feb 10, 2023 23:45
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i was gonna say something about first nation burialgrounds but the usa has pretty much already tapped our every opportunity on that pathway to get cursed
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Feb 10, 2023 23:46
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https://twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1624164793438330904 interesting if true
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Feb 10, 2023 23:46
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I stg if we ruined future human-alien relations with this poo poo imma be so mad I want off this drat capitalist hellship
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Feb 10, 2023 23:47
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Jizzny Princess posted:https://twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1624164793438330904 the exact phrasing they used was "all I can say is that wasn't flying with any sort of propulsion" which is loving weird why say it like that
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Feb 10, 2023 23:49
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Egg Moron posted:sometimes a cigar shaped object is just a cigar shaped object Monica Lewinsky's cigar-shaped space kite flew to 40,000 feet and made the President shoot it.
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Feb 10, 2023 23:49
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https://twitter.com/Faytuks/status/1624178156176306179
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Feb 10, 2023 23:52
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I’m glad we shot it down
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Feb 10, 2023 23:53
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they shot down a dang ol tictac
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Feb 10, 2023 23:54
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lol it’s top of the page headlines everywhere
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Feb 10, 2023 23:55
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Barry Foster posted:If our official first contact is us shooting them down then that is unutterably tragic Could it have been any other way with how we've cultivated our gore obsessed culture? lol lmfao Riot Bimbo posted:Yeah but ideally we dont goad the lovecraftian nightmare into bridging its entire mass into our dimension Behold the heralds of the new age!
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Feb 10, 2023 23:57
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euphronius posted:lol it’s top of the page headlines everywhere china
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Feb 10, 2023 23:59
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Critical support for the Birds in their struggle against the US imperialists.
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Feb 10, 2023 23:59
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Jizzny Princess posted:https://twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1624164793438330904 so no propulsion, but oddly moving, but subject to wind... sounds like it's moving... somberly
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Feb 11, 2023 00:00
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A sub-launched inflatable radar reflector? Those are usually spherical though and are explanations for the "cube-inside-beach-ball" ufo sightings, not cylindrical and silver
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Feb 11, 2023 00:01
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They shot this thing down just four hours ago and there's been a Senate briefing, the news is all over the place and still coming fast to the extent that what the pilots saw is already being reported
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Feb 11, 2023 00:02
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goochtit posted:They shot this thing down just four hours ago and there's been a Senate briefing, the news is all over the place and still coming fast to the extent that what the pilots saw is already being reported I feel like I'm losing my mind
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Feb 11, 2023 00:03
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saw 90 new posts and uh, holy loving poo poo
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Feb 11, 2023 00:03
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i hope my theory that tic tacs are unmanned alien drones is true, hopefully they won’t be too pissed about losing one
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Feb 11, 2023 00:04
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ahh poo poo ahh gently caress what the gently caress did we do now
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Feb 11, 2023 00:04
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Chinese alien craft
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Feb 11, 2023 00:04
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they took photos of it let's see 'em
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Feb 11, 2023 00:05
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It was discovered on radar last night and shot down this morning, it was only reported a few hrs ago
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Feb 11, 2023 00:05
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von neumann probe vs f22
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Feb 11, 2023 00:05
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i hope the birds respond
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Feb 11, 2023 00:05
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my bony fealty posted:von neumann probe vs f22 try not to laugh
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Feb 11, 2023 00:06
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Sleekly posted:i hope the birds respond just, not in kind
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Feb 11, 2023 00:06
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it is kinda weird to brief the Senate intelligence committee within an hour or two of shooting so.ething down lol
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Feb 11, 2023 00:07
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This is it. This is the pivotal moment.
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Feb 11, 2023 00:07
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this will be most americans reaction
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Feb 11, 2023 00:07
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Spergin Morlock posted:it is kinda weird to brief the Senate intelligence committee within an hour or two of shooting so.ething down lol on a friday no less most senators are the gently caress out of town this time of the week
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Feb 11, 2023 00:07
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It's going to turn out to be one of those people that attach a GoPro to a weather balloon messing around and the government are being vague to cover up their embarrassing over reaction
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Feb 11, 2023 00:08
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:the exact phrasing they used was "all I can say is that wasn't flying with any sort of propulsion" if it has propulsion presumably it is where it is on purpose, if it doesn't have propulsion it could be there by accident due to wind (what China said happened to the earlier balloon). Also "propulsion" was specifically asked about by a reporter at the DoD presser earlier today
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