exquisite tea posted:I feel like I'm on crazy pills when anyone calls TLJ "subversive" when everything about it just cynically and pointlessly resets the entire setup to rebels vs. empire unto eternity, because that's the only story Star Wars knows how to tell. Don't you idiots understand, NOTHING has changed! NOTHING has been accomplished in this movie's 5 1/2 hour runtime! Wake up sheeple!! Amazing. Every word of what you just said... is wrong.    
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exquisite tea posted:I feel like I'm on crazy pills when anyone calls TLJ "subversive" when everything about it just cynically and pointlessly resets the entire setup to rebels vs. empire unto eternity, because that's the only story Star Wars knows how to tell. Don't you idiots understand, NOTHING has changed! NOTHING has been accomplished in this movie's 5 1/2 hour runtime! Wake up sheeple!! Five and a half hours? Don't you think that runtime's a little... light?
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exquisite tea posted:I feel like I'm on crazy pills when anyone calls TLJ "subversive" when everything about it just cynically and pointlessly resets the entire setup to rebels vs. empire unto eternity, because that's the only story Star Wars knows how to tell. Don't you idiots understand, NOTHING has changed! NOTHING has been accomplished in this movie's 5 1/2 hour runtime! Wake up sheeple!! It's subversive like Mike Rowe or Ben Shapiro.
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Milkfred E. Moore posted:"If you let Anthem kill us, you'll be killing these future babies!" Send in Chief Bromden with a pillow and let's suffocate this sickness before it gets any worse than it already is.
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exquisite tea posted:I feel like I'm on crazy pills when anyone calls TLJ "subversive" when everything about it just cynically and pointlessly resets the entire setup to rebels vs. empire unto eternity, because that's the only story Star Wars knows how to tell. Don't you idiots understand, NOTHING has changed! NOTHING has been accomplished in this movie's 5 1/2 hour runtime! Wake up sheeple!! I liked the movie, but yeah pretty much.
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exquisite tea posted:Pretty soon we'll all be singing this instead.  BiowareCAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:You gotta stop listening to bad bands and/or allowing their music to be played around you. True, people might start to mockingly call you an old, but the trade off is no more lovely music. I mean, that song IS old. I hated it in the 2000s when I was a young lad in my early twenties.
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I enjoyed tlj but I don't care much for star wars so I don't know what that says about me
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Zelder posted:I enjoyed tlj but I don't care much for star wars so I don't know what that says about me it says your a bad humane
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exquisite tea posted:I feel like I'm on crazy pills when anyone calls TLJ "subversive" when everything about it just cynically and pointlessly resets the entire setup to rebels vs. empire unto eternity, because that's the only story Star Wars knows how to tell. Don't you idiots understand, NOTHING has changed! NOTHING has been accomplished in this movie's 5 1/2 hour runtime! Wake up sheeple!! it's 'subversive' because it contradicts the most superficial star wars fundamentals like the hero having a special parentage or there being a fixed darkside master whose constant manipulation tricks his good hearted apprentice into staying bad or the good guys suicidally facing million-to-one odds, succeeding anyway and come out smelling like roses it comes off awfully awkward because all those things are superficial changes that are still telling the same story star wars always has except these new things don't fit in nearly so well
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I liked the first 2/3 of the jedi stuff and 0/3 of pretty much everything else. Which was surprising, given how sick I am of Star Wars in general and jedi light saber poo poo specifically. But yeah, they played around and did interesting things for a while but then fell back into the same old poo poo. And the less said about the rest of the movie, the better. I'm just so tired of all these star wars
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Moola posted:it says your a bad humane I just like old mark hammill
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ashpanash posted:I liked the first 2/3 of the jedi stuff and 0/3 of pretty much everything else. Which was surprising, given how sick I am of Star Wars in general and jedi light saber poo poo specifically. But yeah, they played around and did interesting things for a while but then fell back into the same old poo poo. And the less said about the rest of the movie, the better. thats kinda why i liked solo. yeah its unnecessary but its a fun small story with no force poo poo or galactic implications.
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it really was a stealth "don't blame us that andromeda is poo poo" from bioware, their internal testers played it before the demo was released and were like gently caress we need a trailer song that subconsciously provides an excuse for why this game is poo poo what is anthem's trailer music? i haven't paid attention lol
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Dapper_Swindler posted:thats kinda why i liked solo. yeah its unnecessary but its a fun small story with no force poo poo or galactic implications. Solo's fun, and I enjoyed it quite a bit, the problem is it has a string of explanations in place of a story and no real surprises. The bit at the end doesn't count, because Darth Maul meets his end in Star Wars: Rebels. Here's where he gets his trademark gun. Here's where he meets Chewie. Here's where he makes his bragged-about Kessel Run. Though I did love Here's where Han shoots a man in cold blood, because Han shoots first  .
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orange juche posted:it really was a stealth "don't blame us that andromeda is poo poo" from bioware, their internal testers played it before the demo was released and were like gently caress we need a trailer song that subconsciously provides an excuse for why this game is poo poo Muse. Yes, really.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Solo's fun, and I enjoyed it quite a bit, the problem is it has a string of explanations in place of a story and no real surprises. The bit at the end doesn't count, because Darth Maul meets his end in Star Wars: Rebels. true but it did it a ton better then what i thought it would do. it wasnt like rogue one where it waves poo poo in front of you. the stuff is part of the story. i liked it alot more then i thought i would. orange juche posted:it really was a stealth "don't blame us that andromeda is poo poo" from bioware, their internal testers played it before the demo was released and were like gently caress we need a trailer song that subconsciously provides an excuse for why this game is poo poo I am still sad over that game being a piece of poo poo, inquestion had issues but over all it was pretty good. this was just poo poo.
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Zelder posted:I just like old mark hammill 
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Pattonesque posted:Inquisition had its issues but it was a coherent game with heart and it earned its emotional moments
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So, Andromeda is a secret Stephen Universe prequel?
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Andromeda is a poop from my butt
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Moola posted:Andromeda is a poop from my butt That's insulting to poop, which has it's uses
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Iron Crowned posted:That's insulting to poop, which has it's uses 
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Saw a Bioware devs leaving story today.
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Arglebargle III posted:Saw a Bioware devs leaving story today. Water wet, sky blue, news at 11!
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Arglebargle III posted:Saw a Bioware devs leaving story today. Link
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Arglebargle III posted:Saw a Bioware devs leaving story today. Before, I didn't want people to leave Bioware because it would make the company worse. Now, I don't want them to leave because I feel the contagion should be contained.
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midwat posted:Before, I didn't want people to leave Bioware because it would make the company worse. Bioware's less the problem than EA, I suspect.
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I haven’t played through a long romance cut scene in Call of Duty: Black Ops, so EA isn’t the problem At least, not yet...
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poisonpill posted:I haven’t played through a long romance cut scene in Call of Duty: Black Ops, so EA isn’t the problem CoD:BlOps was activision.
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Fifa 19 could benefit from a French person fuckin' a Croatian person, tbh.
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fwiw hudson has been much less coy lately about acknowledging that bioware has a few small teams, separate from the big anthem one, that are working on certain aspects of mass effect 5/dragon age 4 and sw:tor will also be getting new content next year who knows, we may get to relive this whole thread again in a few years
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