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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

MariusLecter posted:

Meanwhile, in real news



Lol Obamas mole

If there's a "mole" it's reince priebus, he's the only member of trumps immediate staff who's a holdover from pre-trump semi-normalcy and I feel like he was obviously put there so republican leadership could have an inside line if the white house turned into the cult from poltergeist 2

e could also be ed balls

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/SenTedCruz/status/880073819557416960

oh nooooooooooooooooooooooo

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Balls. Ed Balls.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Squizzle posted:

my teenage crushes were for the most part young ladies of my age bracket w whom i made out a lot

Squizzle the make out king

:envy:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

are they related wtf

Serf
May 5, 2011



um

why are there two of them

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide



that'll do

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

he spawned

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
slime mold is still capable of reproducing, guys

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




Oh no he's figured out binary fission soon there will be billions of him.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I want commandment dude to have a baby with the dude who pissed on reagan and Nixons graves.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



gently caress no

gently caress this

gently caress

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Rafael Edward "Ted" Cruz is going to fist you and you are going to like it

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
death is certain

bring on the

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjIteMfDOo4

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


You'll never guess which one killed all those people.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


they already visited the white house when obama was around

but the owners donated to trump so they're doing it again today

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


They told me about the coming gray goo but this is ridiculous!!!

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.
From the DC comics wiki entry for Yellow Power Ring:

Energy Twin: The power ring allows the wearer to create an "energy twin" of his/her/itself...

So there you go. Cruz is in the Sinestro Corps, which, when you think about it, is the most natural thing in the world.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age


one of them is actually the medic from the helicopter who was trying to save paz

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Agean90 posted:

he has a criminal record for destroying 10 commandments monuments previously this aint even the first time he's done it :911:

nah lol. oklahoma never charged him. he walked

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
TRUMP going to France for Bastille Day update, he accepted our invitation :france:

https://twitter.com/edatpost/status/880075849827004417

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Salt Fish posted:

All c-spam posters should display, in their sig or avatar, an official Internet Tax stamp to show that they've paid their internet tax.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
i cant wait to see the pissbitch on the champs-elysees

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/KenDilanianNBC/status/880079175918530561

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



my unattainable teen crushes were all from canada you wouldnt know em

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

deathbysnusnu posted:

Steps of heroin addiction
1: Be born a chud in a small town.
2: No jobs in your small town.
3: No effort to move out of your small town or vocational training
4: Trump reopens factories, coal mine
5: Lol what are you going to do bust your rear end in a factory/coal mine for 22/hr?
6: Harass doctor for 1 year over your impossibly bad back pain, nothing works
7: Doctor gives you script for oxy to justify your back pain being severe and nothing works
8: Disability for back pain
9: Addicted to oxy now
10: Disability check doesn't cover oxy based expenses
11: Heroin is cheap as gently caress, let's do that
12: Death at 38.

Devil's Arithmetic

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

punchymcpunch posted:

my unattainable teen crushes were all from canada you wouldnt know em

Wrong Natalie Imbruuglia is Australian

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

http://imgur.com/gallery/Ovr9J

Imgur used to feel like SomethingAwful back in 1990s, then the redpills and Trumpers spread from Reddit and I don't know what's up with those people anymore. Yes, Mugabe was wrong to kick out settled families, but it's like they think that white people went to Africa long ago and made everything better instead of colonizing, enslaving, extracting resources, and leaving their descendants with a share of the wealth built on that legacy that is vastly disproportionate even compared to the U.S. with which they can afford mobility and plane tickets to fly out while the starving people can't?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

alnilam posted:

Wrong Natalie Imbruuglia is Australian

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Everyone knows the piss taaape is real, but will we ever get to see it? That's the question that keeps me up at night

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

well what do you know

trump is a job creator

https://twitter.com/ClaraJeffery/status/880067811132850177

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



deathbysnusnu posted:

Steps of heroin addiction
1: put a spike into my vein
2: and i tell you things arent quite the same
3: and when im rushin on my run
4: and i feel just like jesus son
5: and i guess that i just dont know
6: yeah i guess i just dont know

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

:q:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Kaspersky Lab are an NPR underwriter.

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009



death panels

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Kurtofan posted:

TRUMP going to France for Bastille Day update, he accepted our invitation :france:

https://twitter.com/edatpost/status/880075849827004417

oooooohhh

a week after G20

G20 is when we get the Putin handshake :woop::smugdon:

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Kurtofan posted:

TRUMP going to France for Bastille Day update, he accepted our invitation :france:

https://twitter.com/edatpost/status/880075849827004417

This is one of the worst aspects of the Trump presidency

That foreign intelligence analyst someone posted earlier summed up the problem: every nation on earth has YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS of pure, unfiltered psychological data on Trump thanks to his twitter, so it's very easy for their psychologists to come up with infinite ways to manipulate him (the Saudis did this wonderfully: putting up billboards with Trump's face on them, running headlines in state-sponsored papers about how beautiful Melania looked and how great her fashion choices were). That was all it took to get Trump to lash out at our long-time ally.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/darkstockphotos/status/880063191765491712

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

galenanorth posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/Ovr9J

Imgur used to feel like SomethingAwful back in 1990s, then the redpills and Trumpers spread from Reddit and I don't know what's up with those people anymore. Yes, Mugabe was wrong to kick out settled families, but it's like they think that white people went to Africa long ago and made everything better instead of colonizing, enslaving, extracting resources, and leaving their descendants with a share of the wealth built on that legacy that is vastly disproportionate even compared to the U.S. with which they can afford mobility and plane tickets to fly out while the starving people can't?

my very limited understanding of zimbabwe is that mugabe mostly kicked out white people as a way to distract from his piss poor governing

dude's a literal genius but he can't run a country

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Man these are hitting real close to home.

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