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BillyC
Feb 19, 2013

everythin' under heaven is in utter chaos, cloud


Bread Liar

euphronius posted:

Why is that lake bulging up in the middle?

earth round, so what?

e:

BillyC has a new favorite as of 02:49 on May 24, 2019

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Heard you like "Bart I don't mean to alarm you" posts
https://i.imgur.com/kdtskWn.mp4

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass


Good stuff, but wouldn’t Johnathan be more appropriate?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
[very infomercially] have you considered being a perpetual worst case scenario wet blanket oval office all your life?



Well it's a bad idea and nothing good will come of it! :mad:

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Karate Bastard posted:

[very infomercially] have you considered being a perpetual worst case scenario wet blanket oval office all your life?



Well it's a bad idea and nothing good will come of it! :mad:

https://twitter.com/FinnishMemes/status/1086734309032161280

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Karate Bastard posted:

[very infomercially] have you considered being a perpetual worst case scenario wet blanket oval office all your life?



Well it's a bad idea and nothing good will come of it! :mad:

I used to believe that at some point. Well, at least something like it. It's a very cowardly position to have.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Don't forget you will nearly always be varying degrees of wrong, or you're not pessimisting right.

What's the worst thing that could happen if I eat this chocolate? Well it's not I get diabetes! It's I get raped to death by ISIS while being force fed my children get it right mofo! :haw:

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀



Short bastards

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Karate Bastard posted:

[very infomercially] have you considered being a perpetual worst case scenario wet blanket oval office all your life?



Well it's a bad idea and nothing good will come of it! :mad:

I had an ex like that. Such a miserable rear end in a top hat, people couldn’t stand being around him. He was so :smug: whenever something bad happened, it made the whole situation 100% worse.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Haha

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Mr. Fix It posted:


Short bastards cunts

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

lmao

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009
Can someone post those memes that consist of “if you don’t think I’ll suck every dick at this red lobster then you’re part of the problem!”

Those are the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Robokomodo posted:

Can someone post those memes that consist of “if you don’t think I’ll suck every dick at this red lobster then you’re part of the problem!”

Those are the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

Teenage Stepdad on Facebook is the source if you want more

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Teenage Stepdad on Facebook is the source if you want more

I deleted Facebook in January and I feel free now. I’d recommend it.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Robokomodo posted:

Can someone post those memes that consist of “if you don’t think I’ll suck every dick at this red lobster then you’re part of the problem!”

Those are the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

getting head at Red Lobster would be terrible

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Pastry of the Year posted:

getting head at Red Lobster would be terrible

It wasn't terrible when I got head in a Red Lobster parking lot. YMMV.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/Sarah_Woolley/status/1131904565421531136

https://twitter.com/_curlytrill/status/1131913786808516609

zoux has a new favorite as of 15:11 on May 24, 2019

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

i really enjoy highly specialized bae memes

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Don't uWu

forget about me

Montalvo
Sep 3, 2007



Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/PEACHYBLACKG0RL/status/1131411744264531968

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

Longcat is doing good

https://twitter.com/miyabi_2222/status/1131721775123841024

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Has anyone ever noticed that Long Cat is long

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

WTH IS A H PYLORI

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
yeah that prompted me to google H Pylori and it's a bacterium that causes ulcers

Not sure what the connection is but that was some primo meme voicework

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Son of Thunderbeast posted:

yeah that prompted me to google H Pylori and it's a bacterium that causes ulcers

Not sure what the connection is but that was some primo meme voicework

Voiced by Brock Baker

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5XXhdBnjJk

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Paladinus posted:

WTH IS A H PYLORI

The guy who discovered H pylori as the main cause of ulcers purposefully infected himself with it to prove it when people weren’t taking him seriously

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

freeedr posted:

The guy who discovered H pylori as the main cause of ulcers purposefully infected himself with it to prove it when people weren’t taking him seriously

And won a Nobel prize for it

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Wait, so does stress not cause ulcers?

Uh, I guess phrase your answers int he form of a meme

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

zoux posted:

Wait, so does stress not cause ulcers

it lowers your resistance to the bacteria I guess

e: gently caress

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

zoux posted:

Wait, so does stress not cause ulcers?

Uh, I guess phrase your answers int he form of a meme

Stress can contribute to ulcers because cortisol increases stomach acid secretion. H Pylori likes a very acidic environment. Initially, in low doses cortisol increases immune response but over time or when cortisol levels are too high it acts as an immunosuppressant.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Moist von Lipwig posted:

Stress can contribute to ulcers because cortisol increases stomach acid secretion. H Pylori likes a very acidic environment. Initially, in low doses cortisol increases immune response but over time or when cortisol levels are too high it acts as an immunosuppressant.

Also, when stressed, people tend to drink lots of coffee/soda and over-eat, so stress doesn't "cause" ulcers, but it creates an absolute perfect environment for H pylori to go buck wild on.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I had a duodenal ulcer when I was 15, I always thought it was from being stressed out about having to transfer from my small private school to Murder High.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

This makes me feel emotions

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Robokomodo posted:

I deleted Facebook in January and I feel free now. I’d recommend it.

What no you didn't it's still there you gently caress

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Karate Bastard posted:

What no you didn't it's still there you gently caress

Am I the only one who distinctly remembers it being Facabook tho? :tinfoil:

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

zoux posted:

I had a duodenal ulcer when I was 15, I always thought it was from being stressed out about having to transfer from my small private school to Murder High.

Are you the guy from Cromartie High School?

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