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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:It's... complicated. After several months of back and forth, Patrick finally set the record straight on why I was banned: Beer...you play this thing beautifully. I mean this completely unironically. It's one thing to just be a persistent effortposter for this long, no matter how amusing you find it, but it's another thing to be able to play it this cool and well at the end. Just keep on going for as long as you are able, it's a thing of beauty to behold.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:so she said that "she just got your email" pretty much right after you put the exchange out on imgur and this thread? It was a few hours later that she responded, although how she "just got this" after nearly a week is beyond me.
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Gwaihir posted:The first part, yes. The idea is literally that you fly your rear end over to the arena, dock, spend a minute watching animations for getting out, going through airlocks, and then getting killed by someone camping. What I'm learning is that these people probably thought Metroid Prime was the most amazing game ever with 0 loading screens, if that's all it takes to make them completely unaware what is happening.
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peter gabriel posted:Yeah I snagged it and put it on Youtube
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peter gabriel posted:I can't, I don't even ahahahaahah
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:It was a few hours later that she responded, although how she "just got this" after nearly a week is beyond me. She was probably taking some time off during the holiday!
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peter gabriel posted:Yeah I snagged it and put it on Youtube Okay that's it...just...Lowtax, frikking cheat this thread back to its rightful 5-point status, cause goddamn does it deserve it. CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Jan 7, 2016 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:No, I asked her and she didn't respond for six days. So I told her that six days was more than enough time to wait and posted everything. My bad, apparently I read through the imgur version too quickly while at work and got it confused. Wow that was amazing, I admitted I was wrong about something and survived. I'm well on my way to being prepared for the surprise release of the BDSSGE and having to admit I was wrong about that too.
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CrazyLoon posted:Beer...you play this thing beautifully. I mean this completely unironically. It's one thing to just be a persistent effortposter for this long, no matter how amusing you find it, but it's another thing to be able to play it this cool and well at the end. this. I can't believe that they've been asked for comment from the media on this and said something that completely contradicts their own story up to this point. This is the most incompetent and uncoordinated PR staff I have ever seen. They're somehow going to snowball what should be a complete non-issue into a story.
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CrazyLoon posted:Okay that's it...just...Lowtax, frikking cheat this thread back to its rightful 5-point status, cause goddamn does it deserve it. I don't understand how she's so bad at acting and yet continues to do it. It's just so obvious, hasn't anyone told her??
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Jan 7, 2016 02:32
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G0RF posted:Gotta grab them all, Peter! There were only 5, right I feel like I'm going over the head of the best poster in the thread 
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pftc posted:1.) Go to http://resumes.actorsaccess.com/sandigardiner
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Truecon420 posted:I don't understand how she's so bad at acting and yet continues to do it. It's just so obvious, hasn't anyone told her?? Replace she with cr and acting with game production
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peter gabriel posted:
Hull A : 21.7m Hull B : 49.2 m Hull C : 104.5 m Hull D : (Assuming 200m) Lets say loading and unloading a hull A with the "Cargo commander" mini game take 4 minutes. Assuming a linear progression form Hull A to D, each vessel increasing in cargo capacity we get 32 minutes (4*2*2*2) of load - unload time for a Hull D. Fun !
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aleksendr posted:Hull A : 21.7m You don't unload it, you have your crew of slave scrub players do it for minimum wage while they try to earn their first spaceship.
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dsmart is gonna explode when he sees the last two pages of this thread haha.
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CrazyLoon posted:Beer...you play this thing beautifully. I mean this completely unironically. It's one thing to just be a persistent effortposter for this long, no matter how amusing you find it, but it's another thing to be able to play it this cool and well at the end. Thanks. This truly has been one of the weirdest and most incredible things I have ever experienced. I think it's the desire to see what's next that keeps me going.
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Truecon420 posted:I don't understand how she's so bad at acting and yet continues to do it. It's just so obvious, hasn't anyone told her?? All too afraid to! She knows swords and tae-bo, man!
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The Meat Dimension posted:There were only 5, right You take that baton man, I honestly don't want it. I feel like it's too much uploading the vid, honestly.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I think it's the desire to see what's next that keeps me going. The purest of reasons in my book. 
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I can't believe the email chain is still providing such comedy gold. Beer, you are a beautiful person. You seriously couldn't have handled it any better than you have.
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Lol at the irony of sandi talking down to someone cause they have no videogame experience.
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Khanstant posted:OK whatever, but again, what happens when you get to the FPS part? Do you like, dock your ship, go through a minute long standing up animation, walk to your exit hatch, put on space suit, decompress or something, then open exit and step out, and then BAM you're in combat and someone shoots you in the head as you walk out? Or do you do all that and then walk to some other door which is where you get to enter the FPS zone? When you die, do you respawn? Is there a point? Or do you just shoot NPC mobs or something. There's so much words about this game and I've been following it since the kickstarter and I feel like I just know less and less about this game the longer it goes on That's the magic of open development.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:dsmart is gonna explode when he sees the last two pages of this thread haha. He's gonna  so hard he'll be like   
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G0RF posted:great find, pftc. Danke! If Sandi responds to this, let it be known for the record that it was uploaded publicly by her. No hacking. No cheating. http://resumes.actorsaccess.com/sandigardiner Sandi said to Beer that people believe "I'm spending backers money on my acting," using her words. There's a reason people can think that, Sandi. "I took a chance on you with this job. You think you can find another job elsewhere? Well go ahead. I see every loving email thread. I OWN your email threads. No other gaming company is going to hire you because you don't have any gaming experience. No, you came from a hospitality background. At best maybe you could work at McDonalds." 0:00 to 0:19 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuOxMtlHRcE "We didn't have any 4K monitors we only had 1080p monitors, so the 4K monitors were a waste because I didn't even ask for them. So I'm not sure why that was even a-" 29:17 - 29:27 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2J_LyX44uY
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That loving mo cap vid, good god she CANNOT ACT. BLINKBLINKBLINK *BLINKING INTENSIFIES* DADADADADADADADADADAAAUGH!
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drat Dirty Ape posted:You don't unload it, you have your crew of slave scrub players do it for minimum wage while they try to earn their first spaceship. Oh yeah, like your going to let those filthy, not-backing plebs unload your precious cargo of "Flora pleasure system". But seriously, even if you get console peasants to do it, your still waiting a half hour for the next cargo run. Can you really imagine loading a 200m ship with grabby hands like the vending machine ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eihLxf45Uic aleksendr fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Jan 7, 2016 |
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SA doesn't like playlists, so here's the mocap video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3iKfqaPKkU
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And what's the point of the mocap there anyway? It's just miminal movement from all involved (especially sandis face - Minus the blinking) Oh yeah good job sandi you really sold walking from one side of the room to the other and turning your head slightly (still can't act) Brazilianpeanutwar fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Jan 7, 2016 |
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I just caught up after a couple of busy days at work and holy loving poo poo this thread is the best. I finally listened to the Escapist podcast covering Star Citizen and that really put a different spin on things than this thread. In here it's "Star Citizen is a cult for dumbass nerds and they are bad hahaha" but the podcast was more of "Star Citizen is a criminal enterprise to such an extent that the people in charge all belong in jail for serious crimes. And there are dumb nerds." It was a good listen though. Also, I find it interesting that Chris and Sandi are merely leasing their Porsches and mansion. I assume that's so that when their assets are seized during the investigation proper, they don't lose any assets they own?
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Maybe to show that she had chemistry with the rest of the cast. Hoping to ride off the presence of Mark Strong and not get compared to him? Who knows!
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peter gabriel posted:Yeah I snagged it and put it on Youtube I've seen better performances in Birdemic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEokEOezF7o
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:And what's the point of the mocap there anyway? It's just miminal movment from all involved (especially sandis face - Minus the blinking) Holy poo poo why did we build multiple mocap studios?!? Quick, film the entire game there! e:That's probably too much self-awareness though.
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just caught up on the new posts and my only reaction is  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfHCaQ0_a4g Justin Tyme fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Jan 7, 2016 |
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:And what's the point of the mocap there anyway? It's just miminal movement from all involved (especially sandis face - Minus the blinking) Honestly that video really makes me wonder if any of Squadron 42 is going to be watchable.
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The Meat Dimension posted:SA doesn't like playlists, so here's the mocap video.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Honestly that video really makes me wonder if any of Squadron 42 is going to be watchable. It's gonna be 10 hours of people standing in storage closets and walking from one side to the other, slightly turning their heads and then smirking. with their loving plastic teeth and ears that don't sit on their heads right, and their parkinsons hands and their loving paunches.....
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