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redditposting itt
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# ? Jul 21, 2010 01:53 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 15:09 |
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blurry cattelet wants an audi
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# ? Jul 21, 2010 02:37 |
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ugh take off those ugly monitor stickers
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# ? Jul 21, 2010 02:41 |
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my monitor was designed for windows vista so i can't install win7
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# ? Jul 21, 2010 02:44 |
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sorry but i sleep better knowing i am win7 compatible, eco friendly, and energy star compliant
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# ? Jul 21, 2010 02:54 |
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Intensive Porpoises posted:my monitor was designed for windows vista so i can't install win7 sorry about your planned obsolescence
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# ? Jul 21, 2010 02:59 |
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on my netbook i took off all the stickers except for the Atom logo, because i like to remind myself that i make bad decisions
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# ? Jul 21, 2010 03:00 |
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Sniep posted:on my netbook i took off all the stickers except for the Atom logo, because i like to remind myself that i make bad decisions your homepage must be your post history, then
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# ? Jul 21, 2010 03:02 |
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lol
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# ? Jul 21, 2010 03:11 |
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Kirk posted:your homepage must be your post history, then fffff
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# ? Jul 21, 2010 03:16 |
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clamiam posted:gently caress did i just make a lolcat pic
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# ? Jul 21, 2010 03:49 |
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# ? Jul 21, 2010 09:47 |
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Hatebreed posted:
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# ? Jul 21, 2010 13:26 |
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people that get their pets high should be dumped in a shallow grave
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# ? Jul 21, 2010 15:40 |
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a:waste of drugs b: they react poorly to them
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# ? Jul 21, 2010 15:41 |
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Jonny 290 posted:a:waste of drugs b: they react poorly to them c cats have their own drug that they sell in the pet aisle
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# ? Jul 21, 2010 15:43 |
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yeah but orange cats own.
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# ? Jul 21, 2010 15:57 |
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TOOT BOOT posted:c cats have their own drug that they sell in the pet aisle i grow that drug in my front yard in a big planter that i put out in the sun every morning its fun to just grab a few catnip leaves on my way in the door and wreck my cat asap
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# ? Jul 21, 2010 16:13 |
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JumpinJackFlash posted:yeah but orange cats own. just gonna quote this here
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# ? Jul 21, 2010 16:20 |
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Rahu posted:redditposting itt http://picardunderstands.ytmnd.com/
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# ? Jul 21, 2010 19:04 |
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JumpinJackFlash posted:yeah but orange cats own.
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# ? Jul 21, 2010 21:00 |
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El Jackalope posted:tail-cross = end to gang wars
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# ? Jul 22, 2010 08:31 |
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# ? Jul 22, 2010 13:20 |
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look at those gently caress me eyes
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# ? Jul 22, 2010 15:31 |
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hot dog meat burger posted:look at those gently caress me eyes is this u quote:I Think I'm Going About This Cat-Breeding Thing All Wrong
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# ? Jul 22, 2010 15:59 |
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the Onion Cat Congress Mired In Sunbeam Sen. Creamsicle (D-ND) rails against subsidies to the litter rake industry. Article Tools WASHINGTON—The current session of the 111th Cat Congress was once again suspended Tuesday following the sudden introduction of a sunbeam onto the Senate floor, a development that has left a majority of transfixed lawmakers unable to move forward. The ray of sunlight, which first appears in the official record at 11:30 a.m., interrupted debate over S. 391, a proposal to provide underprivileged felines with universal access to scratching posts. "We've come up against an unforeseen circumstance, but we'll resume deliberation and voting as quickly as is reasonably possible," said majority leader and Budget Committee chaircat Sen. Creamsicle (D-ND), stretching out to his entire length and repeatedly kneading the chamber carpet. "I think I speak for most of my colleagues when I say that, while it is extremely important we continue the legislative work at hand, we must first give this warm and bright beam of light the due consideration it deserves." "And we should, er, debate this for as long as it takes," added Creamsicle, softly swishing his tail back and forth. "Perhaps all day, if we have to." A majority of senators seemed to agree with Creamsicle. Eighty-nine of the 100 congresscats present immediately joined the new Sunbeam Investigative Committee, and a number of subcommittees are also reported to have been created, the largest of which has been tasked with determining the value of lazily batting at rising dust motes while half-asleep. A small minority of feline senators, however, took issue with the procedural delay. Sen. Poppy (D-DE) was especially vocal, claiming that the Senate should ignore the seemingly intractable sunbeam issue and continue with other, more pressing matters. "This irresponsible stoppage is absolutely unacceptable," Poppy said. "Frivolous distractions like these are robbing our constituents of the soft, cozy shafts of…I mean, the reforms they so desperately need…so desperately need… I yield my remaining time." Some legislators refused to participate in the debate altogether, most notably Sen. Ruby (R-SC), who spent several hours sitting motionless in front of the northwest wall of the Cat Capitol Building, staring unblinkingly at an unknown object. The sunbeam marked the fourth event to suspend congressional activity this week. According to sources, other disruptions included a thunderclap on Monday that instantly adjourned proceedings; Wednesday's chaotic introduction of a laser pointer; and the discovery of a large cardboard box in the Capitol Rotunda Thursday that prompted minority whip Sen. Tiddles (R-TN) to call a recess so that he could sit inside of it. None of these delays, however, compares to the appearance of a small sparrow outside the congressional chamber last month, which completely mesmerized House Speaker Jeffy-Boy (D-CA) and brought all government activity to a standstill for approximately 17 minutes. Big Stripey, founder of the influential political watchdog committeelitter.com, said he isn't surprised by the latest sunbeam debacle, claiming that years of corruption and mating scandals have shown just how ineffectual the current Cat Congress really is. "Our lawmakers were elected to serve the common cat, not their own self-interests," Big Stripey said. "With over 6 percent of the population stray, millions more going hungry or only getting dry food, and the dogs next door developing a very real litter of puppies, we need action now for the sake of our kittens and our kittens' kittens." "We're not paying these idiots to sit around and lick each other all day," Big Stripey added. Many congressional insiders refuted accusations of indolence, saying that the rigorous schedule of cat legislators entitles them to periodic breaks in addition to their 18 scheduled hours of sleep per day. "Our Founding Toms understood that certain provisions must be made in the interest of the public good," congressional spokescat Georgina said. "Democracy is not always so cut and dried. Sunbeams are going to happen. Vacuum cleaners are going to happen. Those little springy wires with a piece of cardboard at the end are going to happen. It's simply the way the system works." According to late reports, the Cat Congress had briefly reconvened due to cloudy weather, but was quickly adjourned again after a crumpled up piece of aluminum foil suddenly rolled across the Senate floor.
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# ? Jul 22, 2010 16:27 |
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i would vote in the cat congressman elections
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# ? Jul 22, 2010 16:31 |
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# ? Jul 22, 2010 16:48 |
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would unironically watch CAT-SPAN
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# ? Jul 22, 2010 16:52 |
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fork bomb posted:tail-cross = end to gang wars
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# ? Jul 22, 2010 16:56 |
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Jonny 290 posted:would unironically watch CAT-SPAN
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# ? Jul 22, 2010 16:57 |
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El Jackalope posted:but years of peace made them fat and complacent also their tails got stuck that way
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# ? Jul 22, 2010 17:00 |
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requiem for a kitty dream.jpg
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# ? Jul 22, 2010 17:01 |
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Jonny 290 posted:would unironically watch CAT-SPAN
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# ? Jul 22, 2010 17:02 |
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Trig Discipline posted:but years of peace made them fat and complacent and voilà
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# ? Jul 22, 2010 17:04 |
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Jonny 290 posted:requiem for a kitty dream.jpg lol
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# ? Jul 22, 2010 17:05 |
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Air Force Bake Sale posted:and voilà gang war's back on, luckily they're too fat to fight
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# ? Jul 22, 2010 17:06 |
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yeah those are some tubby kitties
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# ? Jul 22, 2010 17:07 |
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Trig Discipline posted:gang war's back on, luckily they're too fat to fight they got back-up
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# ? Jul 22, 2010 17:07 |
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Air Force Bake Sale posted:they got back-up
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# ? Jul 22, 2010 17:08 |