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joat mon posted:Or had mammal saliva in contact with your mucous membranes, if you're into very unusual circumstances... Don't kinkshame
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i just read three pages of goonshit trying to argue that water "tastes bad" and "is gross" because their palettes have been salted by frozen chik'n nuggets and coca cola in much the same way that armies would salt the earth to prevent anything wholesome from growing nah i'm kidding i don't read these loving threads
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Actually there is only the one person trying to argue that water is bland and an inferior drinking choice.
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It's a video by a famous internet comedian. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPyszYwXiVY This guy.
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ethanol posted:Have you tried drinking piss? ethanol posted:It's really good This sums up modern advertising pretty well.
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notZaar posted:Actually there is only the one person trying to argue that water is bland and an inferior drinking choice. also water is only inferior to everything else in terms of taste. as i said it's probably the healthiest thing you can eat or drink, it's the most cost-effective, and it's the most readily available.
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actually, when you're really thirsty, water tastes like heaven. you will never taste anything better in your life than water when you are really thirsty. this makes sense, because your body is like 60% water, so it's crying "welcome home, welcome home!"
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but i guess because you are always drinking lemonade or something you don't know this?
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nomadologique posted:actually, when you're really thirsty, water tastes like heaven. you will never taste anything better in your life than water when you are really thirsty. this makes sense, because your body is like 60% water, so it's crying "welcome home, welcome home!" Have you never had an ice cold beer on a hot day?
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neonbregna posted:Have you never had an ice cold beer on a hot day? Beer isn't loaded with sugar, though.
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symbolic posted:if you don't think water is bland, i don't know what to tell you besides maybe you're autistic it all starts out normal, but in a shocking turn of events that will send chills down your spine, it's actually the guy who doesn't "like" water who's autistic! all this and more in RL Stine's "the loving retard who only drank pepsi max"
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neonbregna posted:Have you never had an ice cold beer on a hot day? i have, and while quite tasty, it will never contend with those shining moments of joy that is water at the exact right moment.
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Beer isn't loaded with sugar, though. but it is loaded with carbs which is like p much the same thing
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Dave Concepcion posted:it all starts out normal, but in a shocking turn of events that will send chills down your spine, it's actually the guy who doesn't "like" water who's autistic! nomadologique posted:i have, and while quite tasty, it will never contend with those shining moments of joy that is water at the exact right moment. i still don't drink it for the taste though, i drink it because (again) it's the healthiest thing i could have and it's the most readily available.
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If you drink water that ain't at least 20% wine, then I laugh on your barbarian rear end
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but have you ever had water and it tasted like god's piss? i don't think this is an uncommon experience, but maybe what you need to do is not drink anything at all until you're just going mad with thirst and then try some water. it might be a revelation. you keep saying it doesn't taste blah blah blah but taste isn't just a result of whatever chemicals are present in the food/drink, it is also a complex nervous event that (although i'm no expert) surely takes things like satiety into account.
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symbolic posted:i never said water isn't healthy. drat near the healthiest thing you can ingest. it just sucks that it's bland and tasteless. good thing Mio exists. You are the world's oldest living toddler, congratulations.
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nomadologique posted:but have you ever had water and it tasted like god's piss? also i'm not going to dehydrate myself to that point, even if true. i'll take your non-expert word for it and conclude that when you're totally and utterly dehydrated, water tastes good probably.
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There are three things it's good/excusable to drink: water, black coffee, and beer.
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King Vidiot posted:You are the world's oldest living toddler, congratulations. e: or maybe cheapest. one of the two.
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neonbregna posted:Have you never had an ice cold beer on a hot day? Um yes it's inferior to water for quenching thirst. Beer tastes like poo poo man i drink it to get a buzz and take the edge off certainly not for refreshment ever. Thats dumb as hell
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I have an idea for a start up let's disrupt water
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King Vidiot posted:You are the world's oldest living toddler, congratulations. Also things like fruit juice aren't healthy since they contain lots of sugar without fiber.
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Lufiron posted:I have an idea for a start up Everyone already 'Thinks outside the box'. What if we think inside the box? Let's box water.
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thathonkey posted:Um yes it's inferior to water for quenching thirst. Beer tastes like poo poo man i drink it to get a buzz and take the edge off certainly not for refreshment ever. Thats dumb as hell I don't think beer "tastes like poo poo" but I do agree that I personally never found it refreshing on a hot day. I mean I'll still drink it every time, but if only refreshment was my goal water is much better for that purpose.
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millenials are cool
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symbolic posted:there's a reason that the old prisoner meal was bread and water. give them the blandest things to subsist on as possible. Will you just drink your piss and report back already? Christ.
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 :Sugar is the enemy! Remove all SUgar from diet, now! DO it! :But Some type of sugar is needed to sustain all life as we know it. :Wrong! NO. NO! NO! NO! NONONONONONO DOn't you try to diet shame me! :No I'm not, I'm just trying to have a reasona..... :I'M OFFENDED!
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Pvt Dancer posted:Will you just drink your piss and report back already? Christ.
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Not one but now TWO arguments about water in the same thread that has nothing to do with water? OH BOY! 
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symbolic posted:i'd prefer not to Oh come on. You don't have to drink everything, just a sip to get the taste.
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Lufiron posted:I have an idea for a start up A catheter that runs directly into a camelback. Never lose your fluids again, and save so much on $6 box water!
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Wait are chia seeds really a scam? I put those things in my cereal every morning.
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Wait are chia seeds really a scam? I put those things in my cereal every morning. 
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Wait are chia seeds really a scam? I put those things in my cereal every morning. Wiki: "Although preliminary research indicates potential health benefits from consuming chia seeds, this work remains sparse and inconclusive.[16]" Given that seeds are designed not to be digested and most of the sites that I see that are hyping the benefits are also the ones selling them I am a bit skeptical
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80% of things are marketing designed to get you to buy thing because reasons.
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VendaGoat posted:80% of things are marketing designed to get you to buy thing because reasons. At least most marketing isn't "12 reasons you should be eating Chia seeds, #3 will shock you!"
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DreamShipWrecked posted:A catheter that runs directly into a camelback. Never lose your fluids again, and save so much on $6 box water! Your piss catheter is routed desert-fashion (He shall take to your ways as if born to them) A man's body is his own, his water belongs to the tribe
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Wiki: "Although preliminary research indicates potential health benefits from consuming chia seeds, this work remains sparse and inconclusive.[16]" Seeds are a major food source, so I don't think that automatically discounts anything. Usually we prepare them somehow though by removing the seed coat or cooking them. I've always been skeptical of the claim that they're some sort of a miracle cure (because nothing ever is), but they are a good source of fiber, and I'm assuming chewing might help with the digestion process. I've never heard of people drinking them in their water though. That sounds dumb.
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