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Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
One day soon Trump, Boris and newly elected Canadian PM Doug Ford are going to meet in a conference room. Where they will begin "Process 2", as their flesh and hair begin to merge.

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Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
The anglosphere is cursed with utter madness.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


truly their antisemitism knows no bounds

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Vitamin P posted:

https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1141836931778658304

"Clear Labour will try to make a thing of this" yeah no poo poo luv

the bigger story is why no one in that room had the basic decency to stop him

kuenssberg is the worst, such a hack and virulently anti-corbyn (don't know if she's a tory or a blairite)

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




dirty lousy tramp posted:

kuenssberg is the worst, such a hack and virulently anti-corbyn (don't know if she's a tory or a blairite)

whats the diff

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


lmao

https://twitter.com/rosskempsell/status/1141836347612811264

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Mantis42 posted:

hahahaha you're getting your own trump haha gently caress you britain

Haha!

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

who the gently caress wants to have sex with a briton

historically speaking, Saxons

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Relevant Tangent posted:

historically speaking, Saxons
I mean, it's in the name.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

dirty lousy tramp posted:

kuenssberg is the worst, such a hack and virulently anti-corbyn (don't know if she's a tory or a blairite)

I'm sorry but the poster's name is "Vitamin P".

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
is this accurate:

boris johnson is who low budget english television gets when they can't afford donald turmp?

ah i see why he's destined to be PM

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Reading up on Boris I guess I dunno why he gets compared to Trump so much, other than how he looks. I mean he has made his career on doing things I disagree with but is he doesn't look like he's had a lifetime of incompetence? Or am I missing something?

Samurai Sanders has issued a correction as of 03:35 on Jun 21, 2019

JfishPirate
Jun 24, 2006
I have been grossly misinformed about witches.

Samurai Sanders posted:

Reading up on Boris I guess I dunno why he gets compared to Trump so much, other than how he looks. I mean he has made his career on doing things I disagree with but is he doesn't look like he's had a lifetime of incompetence? Or am I missing something?

Yes. Here is a great New Yorker article about his utter ineptitude:

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/06/24/the-empty-promise-of-boris-johnson

Attorney at Funk
Jun 3, 2008

...the person who says honestly that he despairs is closer to being cured than all those who are not regarded as despairing by themselves or others.

GSD posted:

is this accurate:

boris johnson is who low budget english television gets when they can't afford donald turmp?

ah i see why he's destined to be PM

boris johnson is different from donald trump in some ways. for example boris johnson can read

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
he's a shaggy muppet amalgamation of a man, a quickly assembled caricature of a human being ineptly assembled by aliens, a british homer simpson


idk what u guys see in him

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

The Protagonist posted:

he's a shaggy muppet amalgamation of a man, a quickly assembled caricature of a human being ineptly assembled by aliens, a british homer simpson


idk what u guys see in him

please do not insult muppets by associating them with boris johnson

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Squizzle posted:

blarney sanders?!!??

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Grondoth posted:

The anglosphere is cursed with utter madness.

too incestuous

Attorney at Funk
Jun 3, 2008

...the person who says honestly that he despairs is closer to being cured than all those who are not regarded as despairing by themselves or others.

The Protagonist posted:

he's a shaggy muppet amalgamation of a man, a quickly assembled caricature of a human being ineptly assembled by aliens, a british homer simpson


idk what u guys see in him

the people who like him see an avatar of englishness. he's like if you sent a bulldog to oxford. it'd come back speaking latin but it'd still be a dumpy pile of recessive genes that couldn't stop making GBS threads or humping things

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Attorney at Funk posted:

the people who like him see an avatar of englishness. he's like if you sent a bulldog to oxford. it'd come back speaking latin but it'd still be a dumpy pile of recessive genes that couldn't stop making GBS threads or humping things

oh yeah, the mandalay thing. i forgot, he does have an "education"

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


BOJO Status:

Attorney at Funk posted:

a dumpy pile of recessive genes that couldn't stop making GBS threads or humping things

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Reminder that his full name is Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Grondoth posted:

The anglosphere is cursed with utter madness.

Nah, they ain't mad. They're just evil.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

alphabettitouretti posted:

Reminder that his full name is Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.

his full name is BOZZA WORRA LEDGE

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
We tried to warn the world about england and its spawn

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Did london used to be bad? Why did they elect him mayor?

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

hakimashou posted:

Did london used to be bad? Why did they elect him mayor?

he's got funny hair!!!!

an important thing about bojo is that he came up in the era where politics was pretty much over, we'd found the formula for good governance and everything was basically just for fun. ken livingston had been mayor forever, and bozza seemed like an affable chap

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



braxit

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


reminder that he rambled on about Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe until he said something incriminating enough for Iran to justify keeping her imprisoned. this was while he was foreign secretary

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

some underground lab in a flyover state somewhere is creating shambling horrors and sending them out to become politicians

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Kurtofan posted:

We tried to warn the world about england and its spawn

no-one understood you because it just came out as HON HON HON HON HON

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
its really going to happen isnt it?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

rear end cobra posted:

its really going to happen isnt it?

had to keep pace with america, in terms of making GBS threads on ourselves

Attorney at Funk
Jun 3, 2008

...the person who says honestly that he despairs is closer to being cured than all those who are not regarded as despairing by themselves or others.

rear end cobra posted:

its really going to happen isnt it?

there's not even the sudden dawning horror of the trump election or the brexit vote, we've seen this coming for months and there's still weeks more to wait, it's like a terminal illness

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

rear end cobra posted:

its really going to happen isnt it?

Its coming home

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Kurtofan posted:

We tried to warn the world about england and its spawn

Like you have any room to talk

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
I don't know dude
I think everyone's all jealous and poo poo 'cause I'm like the leading candidate of my party dude
And I think everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after Brexit
Because

These Brits don't even know the name of my deal
But they're all on me like they don't want to leave

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


this thread will become the BORIS thread, as the Trump Thread before it

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

time 2 start finding funny misspellings of Johnson

jhnosn

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Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

this thread will become the BORIS thread, as the Trump Thread before it

*your avatar but it's me in a shirt that says SENSIBLE LAD and I'm crying saying "No... bluh bluh ... NO!"*

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