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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

mds2 posted:

The reporter debunks every bit of it in the thread. Shocker- it came from a fake Facebook post from the group “Protect Nebraska Children”

I live in Nebraska and a favorite passtime of our local GQP is attacking school teachers. They are a bunch of fuckers.

Huh. Thanks. I did not expect a thread to follow "I'll just leave this here", I thought that literally meant "no further comment required"

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minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Hyperlynx posted:

Huh. Thanks. I did not expect a thread to follow "I'll just leave this here", I thought that literally meant "no further comment required"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_of_Discord

quote:

An apple of discord is the core, kernel, or crux of an argument, or a small matter that could lead to a bigger dispute.[1]

It is a reference to the Golden Apple of Discord (Greek: μῆλον τῆς Ἔριδος) in the story The Judgement of Paris which, according to Greek mythology, was what the goddess Eris (Gr. Ἔρις, "Strife") tossed in the midst of the feast of the gods at the wedding of Peleus and Thetis as a prize of beauty, thus sparking a vanity-fueled dispute among Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite that eventually led to the Trojan War.[2]
Eris had deliberately inscribed "To the prettiest one" on the golden apple, and knew it would start some poo poo. She was the original "I'll just leave this here" poster.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ben_rosen/status/1508546875946795011

https://twitter.com/ShadowPowerup/status/1508544089536540675

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Hyperlynx posted:

Not a single word of that is true, surely

Yeah, like others have said it's a classic case of grandad believes everything he reads on Facebook. Also grandad holds a seat in government. Whoops.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
https://twitter.com/remeranAuthor/status/1508545537590501382

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

minato posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_of_Discord

Eris had deliberately inscribed "To the prettiest one" on the golden apple, and knew it would start some poo poo. She was the original "I'll just leave this here" poster.

Well, sure, but Eris didn't stick around to point out or explain the apple. She delivered it and then just left.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/lizzieohreally/status/1508589401705787397

Every time I see something like this I know in my heart they knew exactly what they were doing.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/mountain_goats/status/1508625742128627716

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006


lol is that the inspiration for this?

The Neal!
Sep 3, 2004

McCracAttack posted:

https://twitter.com/jonnykip21/status/1508485363177861124

Attempts are being made to start controlled burns around the Will Smith hot takes.

Oh no, apparently Australia is to blame for this (I mean I guess we're to blame for Murdoch in general but they actually originated this story here too so this time it's doubly our fault):

https://twitter.com/ABCmediawatch/status/1508640015328284673?s=20&t=sKeUkbqtsfmBkwT05kbyMw

Also does the US have an equivalent of a show like Media watch? Where a presenter points out all the mistakes the media made that week each episode and is really smug about it? It's one of our best programs.

The Neal! has a new favorite as of 04:14 on Mar 29, 2022

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

THAT'S what "woke" is? poo poo, I'm doing it wrong...

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/tonyhawk/status/1508625232323506182

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

:perfect:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/sumlenny/status/1507838014873088009

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

The Neal! posted:

Oh no, apparently Australia is to blame for this (I mean I guess we're to blame for Murdoch in general but they actually originated this story here too so this time it's doubly our fault):

https://twitter.com/ABCmediawatch/status/1508640015328284673?s=20&t=sKeUkbqtsfmBkwT05kbyMw

The whole thing breaks down at the "I identify as a cat" line because that's just a right-wing shithead's understanding of trans issues. And if your story hinges on furries not understanding trans people then you've made a mistake.

Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true

McCracAttack posted:

The whole thing breaks down at the "I identify as a cat" line because that's just a right-wing shithead's understanding of trans issues. And if your story hinges on furries not understanding trans people then you've made a mistake.

On the other hand, the internet is dumb enough that I fully expect to read about the TERF 2.0 (radical furries) movement. Having my fursonoa get to wear Hermione’s robes is just icing on the cake.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Isn't a child pretending to be a cat or dog or other animal a perfectly normal thing for them to do? I liked to pretend I was a dog when my age was in the single digits. I also liked to pretend I was Batman and Spider-Man.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




The Neal! posted:

Oh no, apparently Australia is to blame for this (I mean I guess we're to blame for Murdoch in general but they actually originated this story here too so this time it's doubly our fault):

https://twitter.com/ABCmediawatch/status/1508640015328284673?s=20&t=sKeUkbqtsfmBkwT05kbyMw

Also does the US have an equivalent of a show like Media watch? Where a presenter points out all the mistakes the media made that week each episode and is really smug about it? It's one of our best programs.

In the UK we have the excellent More or Less it doesn't get as much publicity as it should but it goes through statistics that made the news that week and listeners questions and finds out where the stat came from and if it's being used accurately.

moonmazed
Dec 27, 2021

by VideoGames

Skwirl posted:

Isn't a child pretending to be a cat or dog or other animal a perfectly normal thing for them to do? I liked to pretend I was a dog when my age was in the single digits. I also liked to pretend I was Batman and Spider-Man.

to some people everything a child does is sexual

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Skwirl posted:

Isn't a child pretending to be a cat or dog or other animal a perfectly normal thing for them to do? I liked to pretend I was a dog when my age was in the single digits. I also liked to pretend I was Batman and Spider-Man.

Well you'll never own the libs if you tell the story like that.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Skwirl posted:

Isn't a child pretending to be a cat or dog or other animal a perfectly normal thing for them to do? I liked to pretend I was a dog when my age was in the single digits. I also liked to pretend I was Batman and Spider-Man.

I got in trouble in kindergarten for pretending I was a flying dog while running around barking, flapping my arms and knocking other children down.

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Frank Frank posted:

I got in trouble in kindergarten for pretending I was a flying dog while running around barking, flapping my arms and knocking other children down.

drat, these people hate flying dogs! What the hell?

- little kid Frank Frank, probably

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Aramoro posted:

In the UK we have the excellent More or Less it doesn't get as much publicity as it should but it goes through statistics that made the news that week and listeners questions and finds out where the stat came from and if it's being used accurately.

In the US we have On the Media on public radio which does a pretty good job of digesting the weekly hot topics through a moderate Democratic NPR lens.

https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/otm

There's also the podcast Citations Needed that does a similar project through a much more critical leftist lens.

https://citationsneeded.libsyn.com/

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

McCracAttack posted:

The whole thing breaks down at the "I identify as a cat" line because that's just a right-wing shithead's understanding of trans issues. And if your story hinges on furries not understanding trans people then you've made a mistake.

Its entirely possible that its also some children/teens understanding of trans issues, but thats a knock on right wing shitheads, not kids.

This same bullshit popped up like a month or so ago in american RW facebook, there was never an actual confirmed case of any of it happening. I think what I saw started with like "the wokes want cat litterboxes in the school bathroom!!!"

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

sephiRoth IRA posted:

drat, these people hate flying dogs! What the hell?

- little kid Frank Frank, probably

In my defense, an actual flying dog would almost certainly make it a priority to knock children down.

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Frank Frank posted:

I got in trouble in kindergarten for pretending I was a flying dog while running around barking, flapping my arms and knocking other children down.

Sounds like Wiggle Puppy
https://comb.io/TiV7O4

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

The Simpsons totally ripped me off. Where are my royalty checks, Groening?
(I am old lol)

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Skwirl posted:

Isn't a child pretending to be a cat or dog or other animal a perfectly normal thing for them to do? I liked to pretend I was a dog when my age was in the single digits. I also liked to pretend I was Batman and Spider-Man.

The best way to pretend to be Spiderman is to pretend thwip down a hallway.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/Toure/status/1508794510893064192

Whoops your manufactured viral take is going to be the bad kind of viral.

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

I too stalk my friends home, heavily armed of course. But then no one follows me home :ohdear:

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Brandfarlig posted:

I too stalk my friends home, heavily armed of course. But then no one follows me home :ohdear:

Or so you think...

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/Toure/status/1508794510893064192

Whoops your manufactured viral take is going to be the bad kind of viral.

As the "text me when you get home" friend, I hope no one bothers to check on him ever again. :)

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Yes, I should either drive my friends the four hours to their home and then drive back, or just say “gently caress it, I’m sure they’ll be fine” and not check in with them.

Actually, those friends should come with me on the drive back to my house to make sure I’m okay. And then I need to go with them to their house, and either we will spend our entire lives pingponging back between our houses, or just give up and establish a commune at the two hour midpoint. Which would suck for their chickens, but at least Touré would be happy.

I like Touré’s writing, but this take is weird as hell.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
What have they written that excuses such a stupid take

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
but if i drive or walk them home, then *I* have to walk home alone, and they'll either have to be selfish and rude and just wish me luck. unless they also walk me home then...

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Read After Burning posted:

As the "text me when you get home" friend, I hope no one bothers to check on him ever again. :)

Thank you for being a caring friend



Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Paul Rudd rickrolls Conan O'Brien on his podcast.

https://twitter.com/rachmeetsworld/status/1508889875700850688?s=20&t=wTgRT_WSZIKGaRKe8Ly5_w

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

More Ham Fighter highlights.

https://twitter.com/FarmToFame_/status/1508786449566642189?s=20&t=s-WihTwR-md0dH_lmJ68EA

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

We're loving decades centuries behind Japan in pro sports coolness.

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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Which MLB team will scoop him up first

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