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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


What's the one with the red background? It looks classy.

(It looks like the Chick-fil-A logo on my phone)

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

What's the one with the red background? It looks classy.

(It looks like the Chick-fil-A logo on my phone)

BongaCams (dot com)

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Jan 11, 2018

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

what's the white one in moldova

Mr. Belpit
Nov 11, 2008
Poor Belarus :(

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

break-up breakdown posted:

what's the white one in moldova

“TubeCup”, whose address is TXXX dot com.



Full resolution to answer questions like these.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I've never even heard of xnxx.com.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Phlegmish posted:

I've never even heard of xnxx.com.
It's clearly for degenerates.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I’m Italy.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Deducing from certain other maps I've seen of Germany, they probably thought XHamster was a site of actual hamster porn.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Phlegmish posted:

I've never even heard of xnxx.com.

Yeah I feel a little out of the loop not even having heard of the name of what is apparently the biggest porn site in my country.

Then again could be worse. Your country could have decided that porn sites should have an animal name in their URL.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Yet more evidence that Portuguese are honorary Slavs.

Ras Het
May 23, 2007

when I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child - but now I am a man.

Cat Mattress posted:

Yet more evidence that Portuguese are honorary Slavs.

I think Xvideos is the go to site in Latin America so I'd say its more to do with that

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
I’m surprised Germany wasn’t peoplegettingshatupon.com

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Top Video: Greek Finance Minister Meets IMF

Ras Het
May 23, 2007

when I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child - but now I am a man.

Guavanaut posted:

Top Video: Greek Finance Minister Meets IMF

Nice joke from like eight million news cycles ago

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Ras Het posted:

Nice joke from like eight million news cycles ago
Germans love vintage porn.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747


Official US travel advisory. The stars represents US consulates and embassies.

White: normal precautions
Yellow: increased cautions
Orange: reconsider travel
Red: do not travel

Hatching means "some areas have higher security risk".

So you're safer in Namibia, Uzbekistan, or Bolivia than in most of western Europe. The USA themselves are not included since it's travel advisory for people who already are in the USA anyway, but a French newspaper ironically noted that the USA's homicide rate would put them somewhere between Cuba and Somalia if the same criteria were applied to them.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

So what's supposed to be so dangerous in Western Europe? Apart from the constant risk of being run by a truck in terror attacks which we all know happen daily and could strike at any moment, anywhere.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Grevling posted:

So what's supposed to be so dangerous in Western Europe? Apart from the constant risk of being run by a truck in terror attacks which we all know happen daily and could strike at any moment, anywhere.

Muslims exist

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Guavanaut posted:

Top Video: Greek Finance Minister Meets IMF
Wrong! It's still the Germany vs. Brazil world cup semifinal from 4 years ago.

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Germans love vintage porn.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

Grevling posted:

So what's supposed to be so dangerous in Western Europe? Apart from the constant risk of being run by a truck in terror attacks which we all know happen daily and could strike at any moment, anywhere.

Real talk? It's probably mostly about watching out for pickpockets and muggers.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Kassad posted:

Real talk? It's probably mostly about watching out for pickpockets and muggers.

Lol if you think there aren't any of those in Eastern Europe.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Kassad posted:

Real talk? It's probably mostly about watching out for pickpockets and muggers.

I spent a few weeks in Madrid with some friends and pickpocketing was a problem at the time- one of the people we traveled with had her passport lifted on the metro. The people we were staying with attributed all of it to Gypsies, but thinking back on it, is the population of the Romani high enough that they can actually be that much of a menace, or do all petty crimes get attributed to minorities who are by default gypsies?

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

Kassad posted:

Real talk? It's probably mostly about watching out for pickpockets and muggers.

This is not real talk.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

Lol if you think there aren't any of those in Eastern Europe.

Serves me right for only glancing at the map.

Count Roland posted:

This is not real talk.

Please don't call me fake news.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Well we can speculate for the next 10,000 years or some idiot (howdy) can look it up:

Exercise increased caution in France due to terrorism. Terrorist groups continue plotting possible attacks in France. Terrorists may attack with little or no warning, targeting tourist locations, transportation hubs, markets/shopping malls, local government facilities, hotels, clubs, restaurants, places of worship, parks, major sporting and cultural events, educational institutions, airports, and other public areas.
Exercise increased caution in Germany due to terrorism...
Exercise increased caution in Spain due to terrorism...
Exercise increased caution in United Kingdom due to terrorism...There is also a risk of isolated violence by dissident groups in Northern Ireland, focused primarily on police and military targets.
Reconsider travel to Russia due to terrorism and harassment. Some areas have increased risk. Read the entire Travel Advisory

Do not travel to:

The north Caucasus, including Chechnya and Mount Elbrus, due to civil unrest and terrorism.
Crimea due to foreign occupation and abuses by occupying authorities.
Terrorist groups continue plotting possible attacks in Russia. Terrorists may attack with little or no warning, targeting tourist locations, transportation hubs, markets/shopping malls, and local government facilities. Bomb threats against public venues are common.

U.S. citizens are often victims of harassment, mistreatment, and extortion by law-enforcement and other officials. U.S. consular assistance to detained individuals is often unreasonably delayed by Russian officials. Russia also enforces special restrictions on dual U.S.-Russian nationals. Due to the Russian government-imposed reduction on U.S. diplomatic personnel in Russia, the U.S. government has reduced ability to provide services to U.S. citizens.

and now you know the rest of the story (their bolding)

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I spent a few weeks in Madrid with some friends and pickpocketing was a problem at the time- one of the people we traveled with had her passport lifted on the metro. The people we were staying with attributed all of it to Gypsies, but thinking back on it, is the population of the Romani high enough that they can actually be that much of a menace, or do all petty crimes get attributed to minorities who are by default gypsies?

Let's check the euro source code:

IF crime THEN Gypsy


hmmmm

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Xhamster is a much kinder site than pornhub so its no surprise the germans, a famously friendly people, would prefer it.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Xhamster is a much kinder site than pornhub so its no surprise the germans, a famously friendly people, would prefer it.

I only know a few words of German, but that's just enough to know that it'd be a REALLY bad idea to go searching for "Kinder porn" on google.de.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

Xhamster is a much kinder site than pornhub so its no surprise the germans, a famously friendly people, would prefer it.

kinder = english translation?
kinder = german translation?

e: beaten

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
Truly a kinder surprise.

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME
Fun fact: a friend of mine lives in the same street as the German dude who owns xhamster. He incidentally also owns xvideos and xnxx, which seem to be mirror sites, or at least one of the other? Everyone in her street calls him "the porn king" but I don't know how true that is. However, if it is true, that means one megacorp dominates that map, struggling for control with pornhub and whatever the hell that burgundy thing is in a few countries.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

PornHub is also owned by a big conglomerate that owns a ton of different sites. The same conglomerate also owns a lot of the production companies, so they'll pulling money from both the regular and 'pirated' angles.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Powered Descent posted:

I only know a few words of German, but that's just enough to know that it'd be a REALLY bad idea to go searching for "Kinder porn" on google.de.


Ornamental Dingbat posted:

kinder = english translation?
kinder = german translation?

e: beaten

I thought of that before posting but I figured the context would make it more obvious lol. No, I meant that the people in xhamster comments are always so much more upbeat than pornhub and they rate videos higher

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME

Milo and POTUS posted:

I thought of that before posting but I figured the context would make it more obvious lol. No, I meant that the people in xhamster comments are always so much more upbeat than pornhub and they rate videos higher

That's interesting. I wonder if there's any stats on female-friendliness of certain websites. Like, would xhamster have more romantic or femdom videos and less rough dungeon stuff? I might have to review my opinion of Germany. Or is a bunch of people going "goob job! A++" to videos of crying ladies?

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Deltasquid posted:

That's interesting. I wonder if there's any stats on female-friendliness of certain websites. Like, would xhamster have more romantic or femdom videos and less rough dungeon stuff? I might have to review my opinion of Germany. Or is a bunch of people going "goob job! A++" to videos of crying ladies?

Of course it's the latter, except they're crying while being pissed/shat on/playing Truck Simulator 2018

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

icantfindaname posted:

Of course it's the latter, except they're crying while being pissed/shat on/playing Truck Simulator 2018

Or other games

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Deltasquid posted:

That's interesting. I wonder if there's any stats on female-friendliness of certain websites. Like, would xhamster have more romantic or femdom videos and less rough dungeon stuff? I might have to review my opinion of Germany. Or is a bunch of people going "goob job! A++" to videos of crying ladies?

The rough dungeon stuff is popular these days, but it mostly seems to involve guys getting humiliated, not women. Not that I would qualify that as 'female-friendly' as I'm sure the audiences for it are much more exclusively male.

The other big category is endless variations on 'guy fucks stepmom', it really is everywhere on these sites. It's a bizarre fetish for how ubiquitous it is, though I have to give them some small credit for specifying it's supposed to be his stepmother.

When you look at both of these you can't help but think our society is kind of hosed up, even without getting all Freudian.

sweek0
May 22, 2006

Let me fall out the window
With confetti in my hair
Deal out jacks or better
On a blanket by the stairs
I'll tell you all my secrets
But I lie about my past
This seems about right.

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CountFosco
Jan 9, 2012

Welcome back to the Liturgigoon thread, friend.
In other words, Cornwall seems like an A+ awesome place to live.

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