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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

The White Dragon posted:

It's like white people named Chico, it's where they were conceived :v:

What about Chico Marx, smarty?

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Yes he can.

gay skull
Oct 24, 2004


I met a Christopher Hittler before. Pronounced exactly how you think. :hitler:

Also met a girl named America once.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

The White Dragon posted:

It's like white people named Chico, it's where they were conceived :v:

I know a woman who has sons named Austin and Kacey after their birthplaces (Austin, TX, and Kansas City, MO).

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I know a woman who has sons named Austin and Kacey after their birthplaces (Austin, TX, and Kansas City, MO).

My mum had a friend who named her first 2 kids after their birthplace (Sydney and Paris, I think), and planned to name all her kids in this way, until she unexpectedly went into labour with her 3rd child (a girl) in Wellington. Her 4th kid was born in Scone.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The White Dragon posted:

It's like white people named Chico, it's where they were conceived :v:

My real name is Penis Invagina Cotton.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Istari posted:

My mum had a friend who named her first 2 kids after their birthplace (Sydney and Paris, I think), and planned to name all her kids in this way, until she unexpectedly went into labour with her 3rd child (a girl) in Wellington. Her 4th kid was born in Scone.

Wellington III, perfect for that aristocratic touch.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Phlegmish posted:

Wellington III, perfect for that aristocratic touch.

I do know someone who named their son Winthrop because "it sounds classy". Their daughters are called Elfie and Destiny.

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Istari posted:

Her 4th kid was born in Scone.

This would suck because people would argue with you about how to pronounce your name.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

bringmyfishback posted:

Grandmascouch Leftcushion Johnson, you put that ice cream back right now!

"Hey Honey, I was thinking we could have a nice romantic night together toni--"

"Godammit George, not until we leave Wagga Wagga!"

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

hyperhazard posted:

"Hey Honey, I was thinking we could have a nice romantic night together toni--"

"Godammit George, not until we leave Wagga Wagga!"

At least it's not Bogan.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?


Wonder what her ancestors did? :haw:

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

She touched so many people over the years

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Satian Van Halen Strahl

Mildred Musick Good Duke

Beardless
Aug 12, 2011

I am Centurion Titus Polonius. And the only trouble I've had is that nobody seem to realize that I'm their superior officer.
There's a young guy where I work named Kale.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Beardless posted:

There's a young guy where I work named Kale.

He must get all the vegan chicks.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Beardless posted:

There's a young guy where I work named Kale.

I have also met a Kale, but she chose that name.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Beardless posted:

There's a young guy where I work named Kale.

My brother is called Cale, named after JJ Cale.

canis minor
May 4, 2011

Beardless posted:

There's a young guy where I work named Kale.

http://www.babycenter.com/0_baby-names-inspired-by-food-and-drinks_10310050.bc

(to be fair they list for example Benedict as inspired by eggs Benedict which is :downs:, but if it's correct in 2005 there were 10 kids named Banana: http://www.babycenter.com/baby-names-banana-174185.htm)

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Poor guy walked out of that Life of Brian sketch.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

I saw a guy yesterday with the name tag Remarq Able. He was working at a gas station.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Arizona State University has a bunch of stuff in the business school named after an influential Arizona businessman who used to run Greyhound Bus and Dial Corporation.

John W. Teets

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
Did they honestly name their kid Keiythan?

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
One of those huge branches is kind of awkardly placed, too

Are the skeletons supposed to represent the three names? or is Becki the roots? Either way depicting your kids as skeletons makes me kind of sad thinking of why that symbolism might have been chosen :smith:

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

Anyone from Pennsylvania knows the prevalence of Boob and Butt as last names here (Yes there are people that go by Dick Butt), and how magical some of the combinations can be. My personal favorite would be Taryn Butts. She was a really good person, but man, that name.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Plan Z posted:

Anyone from Pennsylvania knows the prevalence of Boob and Butt as last names here (Yes there are people that go by Dick Butt), and how magical some of the combinations can be. My personal favorite would be Taryn Butts. She was a really good person, but man, that name.

Seeing the exit sign for Buttzville NJ never failed to bring me to near-tears laughter as a kid. :allears:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

canis minor posted:

http://www.babycenter.com/0_baby-names-inspired-by-food-and-drinks_10310050.bc

(to be fair they list for example Benedict as inspired by eggs Benedict which is :downs:, but if it's correct in 2005 there were 10 kids named Banana: http://www.babycenter.com/baby-names-banana-174185.htm)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVScfpKTre4&feature=youtu.be&t=24s

Haruharuharuko has a new favorite as of 04:23 on Mar 10, 2015

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

hyperhazard posted:

Did they honestly name their kid Keiythan?

No they named their skeletree tattoo Keiythan Aiden Becki.

insufficient guns
May 4, 2009

personally, I would
like to fuck Wall-E

  :h: :roboluv: :h:

Beardless posted:

There's a young guy where I work named Kale.

I knew a guy named Kale. His mom was named Kate, and his dad was named Dale, so they combined their names to get Kale. I dunno if that's better or worse than being named specifically after a vegetable.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

insufficient guns posted:

I knew a guy named Kale. His mom was named Kate, and his dad was named Dale, so they combined their names to get Kale. I dunno if that's better or worse than being named specifically after a vegetable.

Well the alternative is a fruit, so...

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

A Jezebel commenter mentioned that her 12-year-old sister has a nemesis/boyfriend named "Coopah", described as being a "special snowflake".

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Today, I met a teenage boy called Station.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
These don't really count, as they're just names my students use in English class, but here are some of the new names because they're cute and funny:

Butter

Penat
(pronounced "peanut" and no, he would not change the spelling)

Mr. Frog
(he was Crazy Frog last year, but he told me that he is "man now," hence the name change.)

Whyatte

Sky

Eemo Pig
(later changed to Pig Zombie)

Harry Porter
(he insisted that he wanted it to be PORTER and NOT Potter. He was adamant and proved that he could spell it correctly.)

Milo [bringmyfishback] Crazy Red Yellow Green Step Up Book I Don't Like Apples March 5th 2015.
(Apparently, the last part is subject to change)

And the usual array of Iron Mans, Spider Mans, Hulks, Elsas, and Olafs.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Had a customer today by the name of Goon Yum :forkbomb:

Sinestro
Oct 31, 2010

The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.
At hostpital, lost

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Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

The MSJ posted:

A Jezebel commenter mentioned that her 12-year-old sister has a nemesis/boyfriend named "Coopah", described as being a "special snowflake".

Hail to the king, baby

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