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POOL IS CLOSED: Jul 14, 2011; I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.; Pillbug

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

now Durgesh is my best friend

hero Durgesh, best friend forever

# ? Oct 29, 2017 01:40

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 14:07

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

KomodoWagon posted:

Durgesh is the loving MAN

Durgesh loving HATES internet creeps and lures them to the justice of his fists every time he sees one

# ? Oct 29, 2017 01:44

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

bubblebee posted:

Going back to the bitch lasagna. Its because lasagna is a hard dish to cook and they like to call all ladies bitches when they are being mean.

It means that yo lady you complicated but you are also an rear end in a top hat for not being at the cock end of my body.

I thought it was just an autocorrect of 'bitch lesbian'.

# ? Oct 29, 2017 02:03

DynamiteSurprise: Aug 6, 2013

# ? Oct 29, 2017 07:44

SurreptitiousMuffin: Mar 21, 2010

Confused Indian Man Tries to Flirt with the Prime Minister of New Zealand

https://www.facebook.com/jacindaardern/posts/10154789988467441

# ? Oct 29, 2017 08:32

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

# ? Oct 29, 2017 08:38

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

# ? Oct 29, 2017 09:54

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I like it when the magic eye pic shows bobs

# ? Oct 29, 2017 10:00

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Durgesh will haunt your dreams.

# ? Oct 29, 2017 10:04

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Hot uncle yum

# ? Oct 29, 2017 10:05

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

HE HAS TAKEN OVER MY COMPUTER

# ? Oct 29, 2017 10:11

Zeniel: Oct 18, 2013

A whirling Durgesh

# ? Oct 29, 2017 10:54

DynamiteSurprise: Aug 6, 2013

I got more Sanjay.

# ? Oct 29, 2017 11:11

green chicken feet: Nov 5, 2015; spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose; Grimey Drawer

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Durgesh loving HATES internet creeps and lures them to the justice of his fists every time he sees one

Durgesh is a one-man sting operation keeping predators off the street. Thank you, Durgesh.

But even if this is a joke, is it a lot more acceptable for a grown man in India to suggest he's attempting relationships with 13-year-olds? because dang that is bizarre for someone to announce publicly

# ? Oct 29, 2017 11:51

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Ha ha how are you all doing today.

# ? Oct 29, 2017 12:33

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

very acute angle ;-*

# ? Oct 29, 2017 13:39

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

# ? Oct 29, 2017 15:54

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

# ? Oct 29, 2017 18:29

green chicken feet: Nov 5, 2015; spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose; Grimey Drawer

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

# ? Oct 29, 2017 18:31

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

lmao

# ? Oct 29, 2017 19:08

Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

# ? Oct 29, 2017 19:50

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Well, what did she say??

green chicken feet posted:

Durgesh is a one-man sting operation keeping predators off the street. Thank you, Durgesh.

But even if this is a joke, is it a lot more acceptable for a grown man in India to suggest he's attempting relationships with 13-year-olds? because dang that is bizarre for someone to announce publicly

It's very obviously a joke, but a great one

# ? Oct 29, 2017 20:03

green chicken feet: Nov 5, 2015; spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose; Grimey Drawer

Phlegmish posted:

It's very obviously a joke, but a great one

Say it ain't so... Durgesh, the world needs your stalwart fists, your valiant smirk of triumph.

# ? Oct 29, 2017 21:56

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

cops, please do the needful

# ? Oct 30, 2017 00:48

nerd plus rage: May 12, 2014; It's a metaphor for something, probably

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Someone do the needful by making this the GBS background image

# ? Oct 30, 2017 00:51

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Honky Dong Country posted:

# ? Oct 30, 2017 01:13

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Honky Dong Country posted:

# ? Oct 30, 2017 02:17

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

green chicken feet posted:

Durgesh is a one-man sting operation keeping predators off the street. Thank you, Durgesh.

But even if this is a joke, is it a lot more acceptable for a grown man in India to suggest he's attempting relationships with 13-year-olds? because dang that is bizarre for someone to announce publicly

No Durgesh was never a joke

many years ago, Durgesh was an engineer, and when the internet first was invented, he worked on bringing it to India. And then, one day, he showed his virtuous and blameless Bhabhi his home terminal, amber on black screen and everything.

then he saw something that would enrage him forever: "I want fuc rear end but we don't get chance. can you give me chance"

And the poor woman was mortified and would never look at a computer again. So Durgesh began his true life's work.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 02:22

green chicken feet: Nov 5, 2015; spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose; Grimey Drawer

SniperWoreConverse posted:

No Durgesh was never a joke

many years ago, Durgesh was an engineer, and when the internet first was invented, he worked on bringing it to India. And then, one day, he showed his virtuous and blameless Bhabhi his home terminal, amber on black screen and everything.

then he saw something that would enrage him forever: "I want fuc rear end but we don't get chance. can you give me chance"

And the poor woman was mortified and would never look at a computer again. So Durgesh began his true life's work.

Excellent tragic origin story.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 11:45

vanity slug: Jul 20, 2010

guys the Durgesh meme is bad

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1507737869313814&id=100002328463394

essentially: Durgesh is that guy's disabled father

# ? Oct 30, 2017 13:37

5er: Jun 1, 2000

DynamiteSurprise posted:

I got more Sanjay.

Dude looks like an Indian Eliot Rodgers.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 14:21

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Jeoh posted:

guys the Durgesh meme is bad

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1507737869313814&id=100002328463394

essentially: Durgesh is that guy's disabled father

Yeah, I suspected that someone was using this guy's private photos to construct that insane story. But there was a whole instagram account with hundreds of photos, as I understand, and it's too much dedication for a joke I thought. Must be someone he knows, who doesn't like him a lot.

If Durgesh wasn't real, it'd be necessary to invent him.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 15:30

Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

Who gives a poo poo it's funny you nerds

# ? Oct 30, 2017 17:16

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