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Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther

drowned in pussy juice posted:

I'm theons cock, disembodied and unsure of my purpose

theons penis is revived using dark magic and euron keeps it as a pet

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
im bran, useless and unable to communicate

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

do you think the skeletons have individual kill counts and the boss skeleton has favourites?

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

FuhrerHat posted:

do you think the skeletons have individual kill counts and the boss skeleton has favourites?

I would. I'd even name them. Skellydave, Skellysteve, Skellylowtax...

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I hope there's a miniboss skeleton somewhere. Like the king of the giants, but skeletonized

Also, the white walkers are kind of pussies? Jon Snooo has already killed several in 1 on 1 combat. Even Sam "mostly fat" Tarly murdered one

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Have Blue posted:

theons penis is revived using dark magic and euron keeps it as a pet

Does it spend most of its days chasing around Thing asking for an hj?

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Do you think the skeletons ever gently caress?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
What else is there to do?

Even if they don't wanna, the Night King makes them

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
There is probably a land of hot springs and stuff up there in the forever winter lands. It has normal people that just want to be left alone. The Night King is like an elected sheriff for one seasonal year. They skelatize their dead and the dead of interlopers. If there is significant outside aggression, they attack people on their side of the wall and put the fear back into the southerners. They really have no beef with them, but this time someone screwed up; it would have stopped with Hardhome.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

ElGroucho posted:

What the hell are they going to do about the Dothraki horde?

"Thanks my dudes, you can all go home now"

"Nah"

From the producers of Game of Thrones comes the stunning sequel

Game of Thrones - The Quest for Old Valyra (2022)

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Former DILF posted:

From the producers of Game of Thrones comes the stunning sequel

Game of Thrones - The Quest for Old Valyra (2022)

"Old Valyra" sounds like a type of VD.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Former DILF posted:

From the producers of Game of Thrones comes the stunning sequel

Game of Thrones - The Quest for Old Valyra (2022)

I was actually hoping they'd go into Old Valyria. It sounds like a cool loving concept and would provide the opportunity for some neat revelations but nah let's keep loving around in Mereen for 2 seasons.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Do you think the skeletons ever gently caress?

They're always bonin'

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Lil Peeler posted:

I was actually hoping they'd go into Old Valyria. It sounds like a cool loving concept and would provide the opportunity for some neat revelations but nah let's keep loving around in Mereen for 2 seasons.

Tyrion and Jorah did, they turned it into a knockoff of the journey down the Rhyone and Jorah got greyscale instead of Jon Connington.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Tyrion and Jorah did, they turned it into a knockoff of the journey down the Rhyone and Jorah got greyscale instead of Jon Connington.

Ahhh ok. Was it cool and good?

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

EX250 Type R posted:

They're always bonin'

Probs lots of skullfuckin

Hell Yeah

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Lil Peeler posted:

Ahhh ok. Was it cool and good?

Negative, only afterwards when Tyrion negotiated to keep himself attached to his cock did it become cool and good.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
Last episode a yellow Oldsmobile falls from the sky

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Drunken Baker posted:

Last episode a yellow Oldsmobile falls from the sky

Just like an ACME anvil, flattening Dany, Jon and the Night King. Tyrion assumes the Iron Throne, marries Bronn and hosts crazy orgies. Varys gets his balls back.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Just the balls? Thats the pinnacle of cruelty.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Lil Peeler posted:

Just like an ACME anvil, flattening Dany, Jon and the Night King. Tyrion assumes the Iron Throne, marries Bronn and hosts crazy orgies. Varys gets his balls back.

You should write this show.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

JonSno

tiny body tiny penis, fan of incest, got owned by a kid and died

OR

Javelin master, boss hog king and master of skeletons everywhere, One shotter of dragons, the Night King?

I know who i am rootin for

Rotacixe
Oct 21, 2008

In her defense that's kinda how you end up looking when you try to speak loud and clear.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Jon Snow: failed to do everything he ever set out to do

Couldn't save Hardhome
Couldn't save mance gaydar
Lost the battle of the bastards
Failed to lead the nights watch (got murdered)
All the lords prefer his sister over him as king of the north
Let his cute redhead woman get murdered
Couldn't save Rickon
Let Wun Wun die
Let his uncle Benjen die as he had to save Jon from dying again
Captured a single skellyman for the price of a loving superweapon dragon, a couple of redshirts and that drunk priestguy

Jon Snow, keeps ascending in life despite failing at everything

Zzulu fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Aug 24, 2017

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
Gendry gonna show Sansa the big head on his warhammer.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Have Blue posted:

theons penis is revived using dark magic and euron keeps it as a pet

redux of the sausage scene except it's actually the cock

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Gendry gonna show Sansa the big head on his warhammer.

Wrong it's gonna be Arya

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Zzulu posted:

Jon Snow: failed to do everything he ever set out to do

Couldn't save Hardhome
Couldn't save mance gaydar
Lost the battle of the bastards
Failed to lead the nights watch (got murdered)
All the lords prefer his sister over him as king of the north
Let his cute redhead woman get murdered
Couldn't save Rickon
Let Wun Wun die
Let his uncle Benjen die as he had to save Jon from dying again
Captured a single skellyman for the price of a loving superweapon dragon, a couple of redshirts and that drunk priestguy

Jon Snow, keeps ascending in life despite failing at everything

So youre saying he is basically Homer Simpson?

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Glenn Quebec posted:

Wrong it's gonna be Arya

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Because that would be interesting and people wouldn't have seen it coming

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Wrong. Wrong. It's all wrong. WRONG.

Us. Everyone. This show. The books. wrong.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

gendry gonna smash that which his dad could not a stark woman

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Waltzing Along posted:

Wrong. Wrong. It's all wrong. WRONG.

Us. Everyone. This show. The books. wrong.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Waltzing Along posted:

Wrong. Wrong. It's all wrong. WRONG.

Us. Everyone. This show. The books. wrong.

dude you need a dose of boobs stat

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



honestly it's beyond ridiculous that these so-called "hackers" haven't leaked the finale yet

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
More like sad sackers. AMIRITE!! OMGWTFLOL!

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Settle down Beavis.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
GoT is a show totally made for Beavis & Butthead. What does that say bout us?

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
I don't B&B would appreciate the lack of tits this season. Neither do I.

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Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

facebook jihad posted:

I spent the entire first half of the episode yelling 'where the hell is there supply kit! Their food stuffs! Their shelter equipment'. Goddam the writers don't understand exploration logistics at all!!!!

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