Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
dreesemonkey
May 14, 2008
Pillbug
Extra low effort version, you're welcome

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
No one:

Polyphemus: Aaargh! My Eye!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

CodfishCartographer posted:

No one:

Goons: This meme doesn't make any sense!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Sorry about your lack of Greek mythology knowledge

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Elfface posted:

No one:

Polyphemus: Aaargh! My Eye!

:golfclap:

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

tithin posted:

I'm not 100% across the kyle wall punching meme, but I kinda thought it came from some dude called kyle whos wife had a and he literally punched a hole in his drywall and pulled out a can of monster?

happened about a month ago- but like i said, not entirely across it.

Speaking as a white guy who punched a hole in sheet rock after hitting his head once as a kid, then hid it with a Beatles poster, I do think it is a classic white guy move and the fact that we get most of our fight experience from attacking our shelters probably explains all of those videos where white guys get laid out in the gutter after starting poo poo.

This was before the time of energy drinks and my name isn’t Kyle. I think I was just filled with rage because my dad wouldn’t let me drink his Pepsi.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

I once got so mad I wanted to punch the drywall, but knowing that would make a hole I would have to explain or repair, I instead punched the floor. What I was not aware of at the time was that under the carpet the floor was solid concrete. I broke my hand.

What's my name?

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Carl.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
You punched the floor?

Like you bent over and unloaded on the floor? That's funny as hell

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Elfface posted:

No one:

Polyphemus: Aaargh! My Eye!

Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?

Nodody!

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Zzulu posted:

You punched the floor?

Like you bent over and unloaded on the floor? That's funny as hell

I'm picturing an MMA style "ground and pound" but missing the other person.

wuffles
Apr 10, 2004

let he who is without Monster punch the first drywall

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/nachosarah/status/1139003912478846976?s=19

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I think I preferred it when he was just called the doom guy.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Got Moon Moon :v:

BillyC
Feb 19, 2013

everythin' under heaven is in utter chaos, cloud


Bread Liar

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.

dreesemonkey posted:

Extra low effort version, you're welcome



good

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

mysterious frankie posted:


This was before the time of energy drinks and my name isn’t Kyle. I think I was just filled with rage because my dad wouldn’t let me drink his Pepsi.

I go, 'Dad just give me a Pepsi, please'
All I want is a Pepsi and he wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi
And he wouldn't give it to me, just a Pepsi

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

may 15 2009 was a Friday you drunk

BillyC
Feb 19, 2013

everythin' under heaven is in utter chaos, cloud


Bread Liar

Heath posted:

may 15 2009 was a Friday you drunk

it was probly infrastructure week and doesnt count heres the right day

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

Heath posted:

may 15 2009 was a Friday you drunk

I read it as 2008, which was indeed a thursday

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

marshmallow creep posted:

I once got so mad I wanted to punch the drywall, but knowing that would make a hole I would have to explain or repair, I instead punched the floor. What I was not aware of at the time was that under the carpet the floor was solid concrete. I broke my hand.

What's my name?

Mat.

Or Lefty.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
That picture was probably from 2011 and the time stamp is wildly off because literally no one bothers with that setting after the first week of owning a camera.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Yestermoment posted:

Keanu is wearing platform shoes? fugggg

How do you think jesus really walked on water?


they are normal shoes thats the reflection on the shiny floor.

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

owning a camera.

?????

BillyC
Feb 19, 2013

everythin' under heaven is in utter chaos, cloud


Bread Liar

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


It's a thing you do when you want to take good pictures

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Between 2006 and 2009 there was a product that was the camera part of your phone without the phone part.

Also from around 1999 to 2009 there was a thing called a cell phone and this "cell phone" was just the part of your phone that made calls and nothing else.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




The 'no one' 'punchline' thing is just a set up for a weird thing. Nobody asked for this and yet this man shoved a bottle up his rear end.

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

Somfin posted:

The no-one thing is a setupless joke, though, and usually the punchline could be replaced by just labelling the image. This joke in particular would work way better with any sort of indication of who the gently caress that image is supposed to offend or be interesting to.

Like, Bethesda rep: breathes / Dude in audience: WOOOOOO is a decent one because it puts "why is this supposed to be funny" in enough context to understand what is unusual about it, but that thing doesn't explain what a hypebeast even is or why one [ looking like that? / putting their hands in their pockets? / wearing sunglasses? ] is unusual.

Look at this garbage post lmao jfc

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

we must protect the sanctity of meme formats

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

here u go

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

Somehow this doesn't feel as good to me.

It's like just telling the punchline and wondering why nobody is laughing.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
The Aristocrats!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

pseudosavior posted:

Somehow this doesn't feel as good to me.

It's like just telling the punchline and wondering why nobody is laughing.

well yeah it's not supposed to stand on its own, it's me doing the thing in the meme

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply