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Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



I think the real answer is that when Braun superplexed Big Show through the ring he unintentionally started a "The Santa Clause" style transformation sequence where he slowly becomes him.

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Jerry Jarrett is what you call a must follow

https://twitter.com/JerryJarrett/status/1001083221097025536

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


What the gently caress does that even mean?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/LanceStorm/status/1001096026961293312

The Lance Storm story: Amazing how much of a nothing footnote in history this turned out to be.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Phenix Rising posted:

What the gently caress does that even mean?

During his 50 years as a member of an accused crime syndicate (The NWA) he only wanted to kill 4 people. Randy Savage was one of them. He then clarifies that he loves Randy and thinks he is one of the best people he's ever known.

https://twitter.com/JerryJarrett/status/1000771496145571841

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Just tell awesome Lance Russell stories, Jerry.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


Jeff had to have made that list.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

During his 50 years as a member of an accused crime syndicate (The NWA) he only wanted to kill 4 people. Randy Savage was one of them. He then clarifies that he loves Randy and thinks he is one of the best people he's ever known.

https://twitter.com/JerryJarrett/status/1000771496145571841

so Randy, Jeff, and the two Vinces

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/LanceStorm/status/1001096026961293312

The Lance Storm story: Amazing how much of a nothing footnote in history this turned out to be.

It's still funny to me that WCW's first invasion target was Perry loving Saturn.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Shine posted:

It's still funny to me that WCW's first invasion target was Perry loving Saturn.

Was this after Rock did a whole bit about him being crosseyed? I remember that being a tipping point for where Perry ended up in the cards.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
At least one of you guys should know that Jarrett's war with Poffo's IWCCW got way out of hand:
http://wrestlingclassics.com/.ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=123528

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



ICW, not IWCCW. The ICW promotion of IWCCW was owned by the Savoldi's, not the Poffo's.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/JerryJarrett/status/998665963414474752

https://twitter.com/JerryJarrett/status/998003206985867271

https://twitter.com/JerryJarrett/status/997207998874423298

https://twitter.com/JerryJarrett/status/997208585741524992

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/TerryBrunk/status/1001209870987575296
https://twitter.com/JerryJarrett/status/1001220519360913409

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005


:supaburn: :iceburn:

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

if Sabu wasn't such a fuckin creep, I'd root for him.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/RobbieBarstool/status/1001240950876893184

Just as a warning this song is about the allegations and people hating on him. It's bad.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

MassRafTer posted:

https://twitter.com/RobbieBarstool/status/1001240950876893184

Just as a warning this song is about the allegations and people hating on him. It's bad.

It is always bad when white people not named Marshall Mathers try rapping. Dee Dee Ramone rapped better than this.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

fart blood posted:

It is always bad when white people not named Marshall Mathers try rapping. Dee Dee Ramone rapped better than this.

MCA could rap but generally our batting average is not good, yes

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

MassRafTer posted:

https://twitter.com/RobbieBarstool/status/1001240950876893184

Just as a warning this song is about the allegations and people hating on him. It's bad.

:yikes:: The Music Video

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Has someone told the Insane Clown Posse that Enzo's stealing their gimmick?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

fart blood posted:

It is always bad when white people not named Marshall Mathers try rapping. Dee Dee Ramone rapped better than this.

Aesop Rock begs to differ

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

That got some heated takes but always trust a death match dude to eloquently frame the matter:

https://twitter.com/CasanovaVal666/status/1001253269358989312

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Does it only count if I get publicly humiliated?

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

coconono posted:

That got some heated takes but always trust a death match dude to eloquently frame the matter:

https://twitter.com/CasanovaVal666/status/1001253269358989312

Probably not, dudes got really small feet.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

MassRafTer posted:

https://twitter.com/RobbieBarstool/status/1001240950876893184

Just as a warning this song is about the allegations and people hating on him. It's bad.

it's actually impressive to be this bad at so many different things

can't wrestle, can't rap, can't get consent

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



MassRafTer posted:

https://twitter.com/RobbieBarstool/status/1001240950876893184

Just as a warning this song is about the allegations and people hating on him. It's bad.
The hell did I just watch

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


Endless Mike posted:

The hell did I just watch

You watched another reason why we won't have to see him back in the WWE.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
"entertainment's hottest free agent" lmao

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://twitter.com/danozzi/status/1001275960681992193

Jesus, Hogan.

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
https://twitter.com/StreetFighter/status/1000901100852072450

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005


Finally confirmed that that's a mayoral giant belt

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

MysticalMachineGun posted:

Finally confirmed that that's a mayoral giant belt

we dont have belts or straps. we have championships, titles.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?


I have several questions, chief among them being: Hulk Hogan hung out with Ryan Dunn?

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Cabbit posted:

I have several questions, chief among them being: Hulk Hogan hung out with Ryan Dunn?

well given what dunn ended up doing i assume hogan was like a father to him

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Hahahaha

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

MotU posted:

well given what dunn ended up doing i assume hogan was like a father to him

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

MotU posted:

well given what dunn ended up doing i assume hogan was like a father to him
:drat:

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

I love how Street Fighter has been around for 30+ years and they're only up to V.

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



fart blood posted:

I love how Street Fighter has been around for 30+ years and they're only up to V.

It only took Battlefield 20 years to get there!

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