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Mr_Zombie
Mar 27, 2011

The really poo poo thing about that is DDP is obviously doing this for all the right reasons but he might as well be hitting his head against a brick wall. As great as he is his positive energy is no match for addiction. Jake is a sick man and DDP is not qualified to truly help him, he's just going to bang himself up trying.

I hope that's the last video we ever see about this.

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Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Whenever I see Jake Roberts doing this kind of stuff I always wonder how much of it is a work. I don't discout his real life addictions issues or DDP's sincerity, but aren't there rumours that his Beyond The Mat segments are highly worked?

That being said, my opinion might be caused by the lingering embarrassment I feel for totally falling for and marking out for that Jake-Roberts-pretends-to-be-drunk segment on RAW in the mid 90's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6Q2i9THHd8

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZGoxurvPBw

This is a pretty good example of attitude era booking. I'm pretty sure there are like, eight feuds going on in this one segment. The segment starts with Vince punishing the Stooges because he's a spiteful crazy person, and somehow ends with Kane and Austin attacking the Undertaker inside a flaming cage as Raw goes off the air.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Dillbag posted:

Whenever I see Jake Roberts doing this kind of stuff I always wonder how much of it is a work. I don't discout his real life addictions issues or DDP's sincerity, but aren't there rumours that his Beyond The Mat segments are highly worked?


My biological father is just like this guy, I don't think it's a work.

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

This is super goddamn tragic and all but I laughed pretty hard when DDP went HEY DOUCHEBAG.

I dunno. I can't say a whole lot else about it. This disease will kill him, and there's nothing that anyone can do about it besides Jake. :smith:

Hiltini
Nov 5, 2009
I really haven't kept up with anything Jake the Snake related since Beyond the Mat. But what just really hit me was that he's only 57...dude doesn't look too well.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
Looks better than DDP's newest trainee Louie. Goddamn is it funny when he squeals like pig being slaughtered just trying to hold a "push up" position for a 30 count.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r46AIH9g-aI&feature=relmfu

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Best in the World?

CM Punk?
Chris Jericho?
Daniel Bryan?
Terry Funk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkw3xaxdjGc

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END
Let's watch Stan Hansen murder some people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfesWj-JpJs

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
At the weigh-ins for UFC 154 today Tom Lawlor paid tribute to a legend of the Sport of Wrestling.

http://youtu.be/dEgrsLy25yY?t=21m26s

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
I hope that man with the ugly tattoos wins his fisticuffs matchup.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Chikara and Wrestling is Fun recently introduced the best 80's throwback team I could ask for, the Devastation Corporation: Blaster McMassive and Max Smashmaster.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
Quoting from the pics thread:

maniacripper posted:

gently caress the lariat. What a poo poo move. I thought the point of wrestling was to make it look like it hurts, it's kinda bullshit when someone gets over as being tough by using a move that's just a a straight up shoot.

Same with those crazy Japanese ladies who just stiff the gently caress out of each other, that's not bad-rear end, it's kind of lame backyard poo poo.

I felt bad for Slater when JBL got him good during that WWE Alumni segment, holy poo poo JBL, what a loving dick!

In honor of this great post, post cool and/or hurty moves itt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0I74kOiwc0

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8fSxPcH744

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmDxu2BJ5fY

:gonk:

Bonus: AAAAAAHHH!! OOOOOHHHH!!

Bocc Kob fucked around with this message at 09:24 on Nov 17, 2012

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
Yeah, stiff Japanese wrestling is soooo cool. Here's the stiffest back suplex ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6wfxVL-EJM

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

If I could, I'd just link every Buzzsaw Kick in history. Because Tajiri apparently just invented the Buzzsaw Kick as a means to attempt to propel his foot through a human skull.

Domalom
Mar 20, 2009

Gadzooks!
KENTA ghetto stomp to Marufuji

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNPfswLOxHU&t=790s

:stare:

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
I wondered why he was holding his face after getting stomped in the back, then I watched again and saw the impact rammed his forehead into the guardrail. :gonk:

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

God Of Paradise posted:

Yeah, stiff Japanese wrestling is soooo cool. Here's the stiffest back suplex ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6wfxVL-EJM
gently caress off with that.

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



God Of Paradise posted:

Yeah, stiff Japanese wrestling is soooo cool. Here's the stiffest back suplex ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6wfxVL-EJM

You're an idiot.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
I had no idea Missy Hyatt sued Bill Alphonso on Judge Mathis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TbHesYal2k&feature=watch-vrec

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHh9Wb--J0M

Holy poo poo, Hot Rod.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Gentlemen's club: Episode 9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulcIWS-BuIk

Orange is getting progressively sweatier explaining Fast Five.
An incredible music video.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


As Thanksgiving draws near, I think we need to remember that once upon a time... somewhere... somehow... Luther Reigns ate peas.

An Actual Bear
Feb 15, 2012


Gavok posted:

As Thanksgiving draws near, I think we need to remember that once upon a time... somewhere... somehow... Luther Reigns ate peas.

http://lutherreignshadpeasbefo.ytmnd.com/

:wtf:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Tommy Dreamer does a cartwheel (3:20)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTp8onyzdAU

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Gavok posted:

As Thanksgiving draws near, I think we need to remember that once upon a time... somewhere... somehow... Luther Reigns ate peas.

They really dropped the ball by not releasing a claymation holiday special where a grinchy Luther Reigns learns the true meaning of Thanksgiving

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCnF50chQ3I

Dean Ambrose in IWA singing along with Neil Diamond.

Yup.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Botchamania 218:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHBcwlDeapY

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


For those who missed the WWE/Soup special, they put a couple clips online:

Eve is absolutely adorable and Daniel Bryan comes to terms with how homoerotic nearfalls can be.

Jerry Lawler talks about one of his favorite reality show clips and Michael Cole completely loses it.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

The Cena and Eve clip and this week's Raw prove that John Cena is somehow the worst kisser ever.

Also, the best part of the WWE Soup was Daniel Bryan randomly flexing his pecs at the end of the show.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Hah using the NL Inc Kane entrance for the stinger

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
I've hated pretty much everything Eve has ever done but she was really good on that.

That whole episode was a lot of fun. I hope they do more WWE editions in the future.

reality_groove
Dec 27, 2007

Channel 4 showed a short arts film about wrestling last night called 100 Hard Hits. It was pretty good.

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

Cole laughing his rear end off as king was reading copy was very funny.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I could see King watching that bad girl show.

Looks like something he'd love.

sexy_trash
Jul 4, 2008

WH2K IS JERICHO
I once saw a video clip of Shawn Michaels playing either the WWF Championship or European Championship like Hollywood Hogan on some sort of WWF TV from 1997. Has anyone else ever seen this? and does anyone know where i could see this clip again.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


A swamp monster is inconsolable because a football player murdered a cowboy's fake pigeon in a wrestling ring.

I love Chuck Taylor and I love Chikara.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


Chuck Tayolor, a swamp monster and Tim Barry. Nothing about this doesn't rule.

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Sir Jebus
Feb 9, 2010

The only hero left for man is weed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNKLI3orB4Q

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