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I'm a bit overflowe
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 21:09 |
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I'm a blob.
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 21:42 |
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Hey ladies, my stack overflows if you know what I mean.
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 21:43 |
yeah but you never garbage collect
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 22:19 |
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im a dag you like dags?
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 23:31 |
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comedyblissoption posted:im a dag I don’t like dags I’m a balanced binary tree but let’s see what happens in another couple beers
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 23:49 |
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Phobeste posted:I don’t like dags I hate to tell you this, but you are also a dag.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 00:30 |
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Ring buffer here. I buff rings, as part of my duties as a professional jeweler.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 00:44 |
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Nippashish posted:I hate to tell you this, but you are also a dag. Only Marilyn Manson escaped this grim fate
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 00:50 |
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I'm a merkle tree. If you don't believe me, ask the guy on the next stool.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 02:21 |
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AVL tree bb
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 06:13 |
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Whatever data structure I may be, I contain pathological data and exhibit worst-case time complexity.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 08:28 |
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I changed my mind, I want to be a resizable vector implemented in c using malloc/realloc and containing subtle memory corruption errors. The code also contains “sizeof(char)”.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 09:14 |
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I’m garbage.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 11:41 |
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Soricidus posted:I changed my mind, I want to be a resizable vector implemented in c using malloc/realloc and containing subtle memory corruption errors. The code also contains “sizeof(char)”. This game used to be FUN
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 14:02 |
I am a vector<bool> in c++. You probably think I'm a vector of bools. Oh, you sweet summer child!
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 14:13 |
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Pollyanna posted:I’m garbage. That means you're full of characters!
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 14:17 |
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I'm null
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 16:09 |
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I'm a data structure in a buggy third-party library, which you have to monkey-patch at runtime using reflection or else the library won't work right.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 16:28 |
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I'm a SOAP implementation that doesn't have validation.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 16:58 |
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The Fool posted:I'm a SOAP implementation that doesn't have validation. Ah, the one that uses string replacement to parse and respond!
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 17:34 |
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im 30 different copy and pasted stack impls for various types in go
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 17:39 |
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:im 30 different copy and pasted stack impls for various types in go I'm a generic C++ container class implemented with macros because the vendor's compiler doesn't support templates. No, not "doesn't support the STL", just templates. HP codelibs
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 17:44 |
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Zopotantor posted:I'm a generic C++ container class implemented with macros because the vendor's compiler doesn't support templates. No, not "doesn't support the STL", just templates. HP codelibs wait what the gently caress? pretty sure you have to support templates to be a c++ compiler...
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 17:53 |
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Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:wait what the gently caress? pretty sure you have to support templates to be a c++ compiler... Not if you don't support C++11 !
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 17:56 |
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ratbert90 posted:Not if you don't support C++11 ! even before c++11, I thought pretty much everything in the stl required template support. i guess those compilers didn't support the stl either. man that's gross.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 18:27 |
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Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:wait what the gently caress? pretty sure you have to support templates to be a c++ compiler... In 1992 you didn’t.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 19:22 |
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Zopotantor posted:In 1992 you didn’t. The language we now call C++ didn't really exist until 1998. Before then there were a lot of very similar variants of C that added classes and was called C++. Stroustrupp's book was published in 1985 but it was still merely a "suggestion"
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 19:29 |
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Pollyanna posted:I’m garbage.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 19:30 |
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Code licensing horrors belong here too right?... https://github.com/lerna/lerna/pull/1616
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 19:37 |
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SupSuper posted:Hey ladies, my stack overflows if you know what I mean. expert sex change dot com is the best dating site.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 19:51 |
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bigmandan posted:Code licensing horrors belong here too right?... https://github.com/lerna/lerna/pull/1616 Holy poo poo that whole repo is a loving dramabomb right now.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 19:52 |
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CPColin posted:Holy poo poo that whole repo is a loving dramabomb right now. yeah it has all the ingredients for weapons grade drama.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 20:14 |
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CPColin posted:Holy poo poo that whole repo is a loving dramabomb right now. Execution and circumstances aside, attacking organizations through the licensing of software is actually a cool concept. Khorne fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Aug 31, 2018 |
# ? Aug 31, 2018 20:15 |
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Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:even before c++11, I thought pretty much everything in the stl required template support. i guess those compilers didn't support the stl either. man that's gross. C++ was around for quite a while before the STL showed up actually.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 20:24 |
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feedmegin posted:C++ was around for quite a while before the STL showed up actually. I started using c++ 20 years ago in middle school and my first exposure included the stl and vector classes etc.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 21:31 |
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bigmandan posted:Code licensing horrors belong here too right?... https://github.com/lerna/lerna/pull/1616 Javascript. Why am I not surprised.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 22:08 |
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Volguus posted:Javascript. Why am I not surprised. If JavaScript actually did use that license, that would be the one thing that would make me write JavaScript.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 22:26 |
Khorne posted:Execution and circumstances aside, attacking organizations through the licensing of software is actually a cool concept. Yeah, I applaud the intent if not the implementation of the change. It reminds me of Crock's licensing to IBM for evil usage. He seems to be cropping up a bunch recently, must be a zeitgeist thing.
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 11:33 |
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Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:I started using c++ 20 years ago in middle school and my first exposure included the stl and vector classes etc. Yep. C++ has been around longer than many people think.
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