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you know, it just occurred to me that i have no idea what i was supposed to be learning in computer class, all through high school. i honestly don't even remember there being a teacher present, or ever doing an assignment. just remember getting dumped into a giant room full of boxy computers with like 30 other kids, and playing slicks.exe, scorched earth, and wolfenstein for the whole period.
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Apr 28, 2023 05:57
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Virtual Russian posted:I almost failed, can't code. oh wow, i didn't know elon posted here
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Apr 28, 2023 06:04
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in middle school i built a dungeon crawler game with items, map, and full-color enemy art in BASIC and that's probably the best computer touching i'll ever do
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Apr 28, 2023 06:05
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Mola Yam posted:you know, it just occurred to me that i have no idea what i was supposed to be learning in computer class, all through high school. In middle school we learned typing and BASIC (also we had to spend half of our typing time on electric typerwriters). In highschool we did actual programming in Turbo Pascal, but also spent more than our fair share of time playing Scorched Earth. No Wolfenstein though, the high school's computers were pretty weak (we did play it on the middle school computers though).
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Apr 28, 2023 06:09
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wolfenstein runs fine on any hardware, just hit minus a bunch of times and lean in real close to the monitor
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Apr 28, 2023 06:13
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when I was in school we loaded punchcards into mainframe by hand and it wasn't nice punchcards either, they were really bad paper. This was in 2016 we were just really poor
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Apr 28, 2023 06:47
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Mola Yam posted:you know, it just occurred to me that i have no idea what i was supposed to be learning in computer class, all through high school. from middle school I remember learning typing, the basic components of computers, and MS office
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Apr 28, 2023 07:06
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Three olives guffawing that public schools don’t even teach kids to fly small planes anymore
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Apr 28, 2023 07:08
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i had a programming class in high school that shockingly taught us c++ (in 2002!) but yeah i've never heard of this "everyone started getting laptops" business. hell, there was a story a few years ago about some rich school giving their student body ipads and how that was a big rear end deal
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Apr 28, 2023 07:09
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In a well funded district in the mid-2000s, laptops came in a big cart. I guess it was easier than computer labs. The computer lab taught technical things, like Photoshop and yearbook creation. The ones in the TV lab had editing software. Golden Bee has issued a correction as of 15:59 on Apr 28, 2023 |
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Apr 28, 2023 07:32
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Raskolnikov38 posted:from middle school I remember learning typing, the basic components of computers, and MS office Yeah, and playing Drug Wars
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Apr 28, 2023 08:07
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While you guys were talking about computer class, I somehow missed that Musk’s lawyers had the balls to try and claim his public statements could be deepfaked so what he actually says doesn’t matter.
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Apr 28, 2023 09:26
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CubanMissile posted:While you guys were talking about computer class, I somehow missed that Musk’s lawyers had the balls to try and claim his public statements could be deepfaked so what he actually says doesn’t matter. It sounds like the kind of defense you'd give if you were confident you'd sufficiently bribed the judge
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Apr 28, 2023 09:30
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Mr. Lobe posted:It sounds like the kind of defense you'd give if you were confident you'd sufficiently bribed the judge And in true Musk-ian fashion, he apparently didn't bribe the judge beforehand. His sudden amnesia and then handwaving any statements made as being deepfakes is another in a long, long line of rakes he keeps stepping on: Clicky! quote:A California state judge issued a tentative order requiring Tesla Inc. Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk to give a deposition in a lawsuit blaming Autopilot for a fatal crash in 2018.
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Apr 28, 2023 09:37
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1599205091294052352 thank u for the piss chemical ad sir
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Apr 28, 2023 09:49
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Mola Yam posted:i made the turtle draw a penis 
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Apr 28, 2023 10:07
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what you are witnessing now is elon at the height of his power
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Apr 28, 2023 11:21
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C2C - 2.0 posted:And in true Musk-ian fashion, he apparently didn't bribe the judge beforehand. His sudden amnesia and then handwaving any statements made as being deepfakes is another in a long, long line of rakes he keeps stepping on: I mean isn't his deposition just going to be "I can't recall" x200 and then the defense will have worked?
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Apr 28, 2023 11:51
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Clocks posted:I mean isn't his deposition just going to be "I can't recall" x200 and then the defense will have worked? That's what a non-idiot is supposed to do, yes. The whole reason musk has to actually appear is because he pissed of the judge by adding "but also that video of me saying the thing I don't recall is probably fake." This is just the judge punishing him and his legal team for being annoying.
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Apr 28, 2023 11:58
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https://twitter.com/ByeonChansoo/status/1651635311791808529?t=Cfj-ZS4GdNK0e9HC7Z96Mw&s=19
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Apr 28, 2023 12:05
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aside from how that looks like total dogshit, that guy isn't actually affiliated with tesla so it's weird fanfiction. what in the world?
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Apr 28, 2023 12:07
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The cyber truck looks like absolute dogshit. I've never seen a car so ugly in my life.
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Apr 28, 2023 12:09
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Edsel Ford only wished he was so bad at designing cars
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Apr 28, 2023 12:13
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Love the 6 inch windows
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Apr 28, 2023 12:30
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/ByeonChansoo/status/1651635311791808529?t=Cfj-ZS4GdNK0e9HC7Z96Mw&s=19 load bearing simply
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Apr 28, 2023 12:38
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crepeface posted:oh wow, i didn't know elon posted here
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Apr 28, 2023 12:45
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BattleMaster posted:that guy isn't actually affiliated with tesla so it's weird fanfiction it's very wild there are so many of these weird little guys
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Apr 28, 2023 12:51
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once they're crankin out those cybertrucks they can just do this, voila! boom bop
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Apr 28, 2023 12:53
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The Saddest Rhino posted:it's very wild there are so many of these weird little guys I think they're all displaced Steve Jobs fans. They'd been wandering the lonesome streets of San Francisco looking for their prophet reborn... someone who will sell them dreams and little gizmos and gadgets at 1000% their production cost
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Apr 28, 2023 12:54
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500k trucks a year. each one with a mandatory twitter blue sub required.
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Apr 28, 2023 12:56
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The Saddest Rhino posted:it's very wild there are so many of these weird little guys jealous?
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Apr 28, 2023 12:59
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The Saddest Rhino posted:it's very wild there are so many of these weird little guys its always felt to me like just garden variety consumerist fandom. people wrapping up their identity in brands, celebrities, and consumer goods
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Apr 28, 2023 13:00
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thinking about how atari hired jobs to make breakout and jobs was so lazy he made wozniak code it and then took the credit and money for it after wozniak finished the game
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Apr 28, 2023 13:02
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what a alpha
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Apr 28, 2023 13:03
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Seats 8 people comfortably
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Apr 28, 2023 13:03
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Can't wait for the first run of these where they mix up fender panels for hoods and they use a vise to keep the tailgate closed
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Apr 28, 2023 13:06
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Raskolnikov38 posted:https://twitter.com/crulge/status/1651746250658570242?s=61&t=ekRyXxBjaNIALwWgK2O6xQ how do i get into this "new twitter"
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Apr 28, 2023 13:10
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Sir Tonk posted:how do i get into this "new twitter"
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Apr 28, 2023 13:13
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Just read that dril is on bluesky, so congrats to them for winning the race to be the new Twitter.
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