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BraveUlysses posted:i read pew tube but my mind thinks poo tube Your mind ain't wrong.
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Aug 31, 2017 18:18
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Call them (the "alt Youtube" twitter that is) out for being Nazis, and you get blocked too. Unsurprisingly. Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:Your mind ain't wrong. No kidding. Their most popular videos have a lot of "Cuck" in the title.
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Aug 31, 2017 18:20
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BraveUlysses posted:i read pew tube but my mind thinks poo tube I just keep contracting it to "pube", personally.
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Aug 31, 2017 18:24
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The only moral censorship is my censorship.
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Aug 31, 2017 18:25
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ekuNNN posted:And fired his rifle three times actually.
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Aug 31, 2017 18:31
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Aug 31, 2017 18:42
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Cop tells a DUI he's pulled over "Remember, we only shoot black people." ‘Remember, we only shoot black people,’ Georgia police officer told a woman — on camera - The Washington Post https://apple.news/ALP4e9aJ9T7CutyR5NSy8Eg The schaden is that he will probably get off Scott free because he was "just trying to de-escalate the situation."
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Aug 31, 2017 18:47
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Aug 31, 2017 18:56
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Aug 31, 2017 19:18
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BURBANK, Calif. (FOX 11) - An armed robbery suspect found out the hard way that holding up a mixed martial arts studio is not an easy target. Police said shortly after 9 p.m., a man walked into the Defiant MMA & Fitness studio in Burbank and pulled a gun on employees and customers. An instructor, lightweight MMA fighter Jacobe Powell, knocked the gun out of the suspect's hand and pinned him down until police arrived to take him into custody, authorities said. The suspect was left bloodied and taken to a local hospital for treatment.  Hmm, maybe don't target a bunch of guys that spend their day praying someone will start poo poo with them.
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Aug 31, 2017 19:25
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Saint Freak posted:BURBANK, Calif. (FOX 11) - An armed robbery suspect found out the hard way that holding up a mixed martial arts studio is not an easy target. My freude is lacking in schaden here
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Aug 31, 2017 19:34
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Update: pewtube's tweets are now protected, lol
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Aug 31, 2017 19:38
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Memento posted:this police officer will get some administrative leave (paid vacation) By paid vacation, you mean stripped of all authority & has to turn in all his issued equipment, has to remain at home between 8AM & 5PM for the duration of the leave, request permission from his superior to leave the premise, and remain sober and available for contact during those hours to return to the station for duty/questioning, and violation of any of those stipulations will face disciplinary action? Then sure, paid vacation.
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Aug 31, 2017 20:32
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Major INTERSpess posted:By paid vacation, you mean stripped of all authority & has to turn in all his issued equipment, has to remain at home between 8AM & 5PM for the duration of the leave, request permission from his superior to leave the premise, and remain sober and available for contact during those hours to return to the station for duty/questioning, and violation of any of those stipulations will face disciplinary action? Then sure, paid vacation. So basically, just like work but he gets to sit at home and play video games or watch TV? Oh what a horrible fate. Yes, this is the definition of paid vacation.
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Aug 31, 2017 20:35
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Major INTERSpess posted:By paid vacation, you mean stripped of all authority & has to turn in all his issued equipment, has to remain at home between 8AM & 5PM for the duration of the leave, request permission from his superior to leave the premise, and remain sober and available for contact during those hours to return to the station for duty/questioning, and violation of any of those stipulations will face disciplinary action? Then sure, paid vacation. I mean any one else would be sitting in jail so... Yes
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Aug 31, 2017 20:44
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I mean any one else would be sitting in jail so... Yes I don't think anybody would be in jail for saying "we only shoot/kill black people", but they'd almost certainly be fired. Or at least given unpaid leave.
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Aug 31, 2017 20:48
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SpacePig posted:I don't think anybody would be in jail for saying "we only shoot/kill black people", but they'd almost certainly be fired. Or at least given unpaid leave. The chain of wires led back to the cop pointing his gun at the motorcycle rider
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Aug 31, 2017 20:50
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Major INTERSpess posted:By paid vacation, you mean stripped of all authority & has to turn in all his issued equipment, has to remain at home between 8AM & 5PM for the duration of the leave, request permission from his superior to leave the premise, and remain sober and available for contact during those hours to return to the station for duty/questioning, and violation of any of those stipulations will face disciplinary action? Then sure, paid vacation. Seems pretty rough. I know I'd want to down a sixer in addition to loving my wife and then unironically watching Red Dawn in a boozy haze. Wait? I can do 2 out of 3?
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Aug 31, 2017 20:50
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Sorry I keep editing that post but "stripped of authority" is making me laugh. House arrest and not having his issued murder weapon on his person. My god in heaven has the world gone mad!
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Aug 31, 2017 20:54
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Aug 31, 2017 20:55
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10 Beers posted:Cop tells a DUI he's pulled over "Remember, we only shoot black people." Well since when is it a crime for cops to actually tell the truth?
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Aug 31, 2017 20:56
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Ride The Gravitron posted:The chain of wires led back to the cop pointing his gun at the motorcycle rider Oh, wait, poo poo, I didn't realize it was about that one. Yeah, for sure, anybody else would be in jail for silently pulling a gun on a guy. My bad. And yeah, paid administrative leave sounds pretty sick if I get to just sit at home for 8 hours and have to answer an occasional call, and then still get to do whatever out of normal working hours.
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Aug 31, 2017 20:58
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If anyone decided to skip over that bike video, you should go back and watch it. It's insane, it basically comes off like an armed robbery/hijacking.
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Aug 31, 2017 21:15
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SpacePig posted:Oh, wait, poo poo, I didn't realize it was about that one. Yeah, for sure, anybody else would be in jail for silently pulling a gun on a guy. My bad. Nah, not in AMERICA! Pulling a gun is how we wave hello!
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Aug 31, 2017 21:18
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Update- the Sheriff apologized: https://twitter.com/SquidTips/status/902330889442443265
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Aug 31, 2017 21:34
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Saint Freak posted:Hmm, maybe don't target a bunch of guys that spend their day praying someone will start poo poo with them. Way back I did karate way down a multilevel basement. To get to the change room you had to go past multiple other floors of basement fulla guys doing muay thai, stick fighting, boxing, the works. One time a hobo came down there and started nicking wallets out of the big boys bags that did not end well let me tell you oh no what am I saying it ended marvelously lol
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Aug 31, 2017 21:37
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African grey parrot helps police track down burglar with DNA after biting thief Don't try to steal flying bolt cutters, folks.
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Aug 31, 2017 22:11
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I have had a young hand-raised African Grey preen my fingats. And yes, it is exactly like being gently massaged with a pair of bolt cutters.
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Aug 31, 2017 22:18
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Aug 31, 2017 22:24
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They're had to be a montage of many people doing this
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Aug 31, 2017 22:27
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https://twitter.com/LucyXIV/status/903052210237464576 And the poster in question:  ‘PEACE ACTIVIST’ DANNY LIM WINS APPEAL OVER $500 FINE FOR WEARING TONY ABBOTT POSTER
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Aug 31, 2017 22:32
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DavidAlltheTime posted:Update- the Sheriff apologized: Holy poo poo that video is nuts. It really DOES look like a bike-jacking, that shithead is lucky some wannabe good Samaritan didn't smear him across the pavement.
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Aug 31, 2017 22:33
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SpacePig posted:that_growing_ironicat_gif_i_posted_but_it_continues_to_grow_beyond_the_bounds_of_the_page.gif It gets better: they're not even vetting filetypes. https://twitter.com/RobertCCardwell/status/903360853658959874
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Aug 31, 2017 22:33
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Besesoth posted:It gets better: they're not even vetting filetypes. 
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Aug 31, 2017 22:33
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Besesoth posted:It gets better: they're not even vetting filetypes. https://twitter.com/Pew_Tube_/status/903366352382992385 Haha. Oh man this is great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohS5pMsQYPc Adding a video of carjacking gone either right or wrong. IamnotJoe has a new favorite as of 23:00 on Aug 31, 2017 |
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Aug 31, 2017 22:40
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Besesoth posted:It gets better: they're not even vetting filetypes. Lol pretty sure that user account "killwhitey" is a goon. They uploaded doom house
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Aug 31, 2017 23:21
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DavidAlltheTime posted:Update- the Sheriff apologized: I thought that was a video of an armed robbery. Jesus loving Christ.
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Aug 31, 2017 23:24
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IamnotJoe posted:https://twitter.com/Pew_Tube_/status/903366352382992385 Wow, he really wanted that car.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wow, he really wanted that car. When you love something so much, grab onto it and never let go
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