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They could do it just for their first appearance each season.
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Buying a dinner with GRRM seems pretty easy... Like, just walk up to him with a pack of Greggs Sausage Rolls and he's probably going to appreciate you for the rest of his life
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gently caress you you make it up now Fuckyouyoumakeituonow Fkoumakinw Koumkrn KORL!!!! KORL!!!!!!! KOrl!!!!
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visceril posted:Q: Do you have an end game for the Dead in Mind? Rob? Yer alright in my book. And in my book people don't die horribly all the time.
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He can do that because he's not old, grossly fat, and doing a complex series in a made up world. I doubt HBO would have green lit this without being able to offer some certainty to existing fans. They didn't know it would succeed enough to allow such vapid poo poo to be passed off.
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less laughter posted:Sansa chastising Littlefinger about Ramsay was the most amateurishly written scene in the show's history, but Sophie Turner's acting was great in spite of it (such a trooper) so it's pretty much a wash. The episode's ending was as ridiculous as it was epic, time traveling mind control is always a great plot device in genre fiction and Bran Stark is the Antichrist. All in all very much worth the twenty-year wait since Hodor was first introduced on the page. Haven't caught the latest ep, but she's really been great. Dopey Mcopenmouth is predictably dull as ever, but she's really elevated their scenes. And I liked the image of the zombies rushing through the cave tunnel like poop up a badly taken care of toilet. These are my thoughts of the show. Held off until I got five eps, then blazed (heh) through them over two nights. Pretty enjoyable that way. gently caress the books.
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The Ninth Layer posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5pJkldtAh0 Please. GRRM was just being coy.
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I'm only haflway through Volume 3, so maybe somebody figures it out later, but it's really good luck for the Night Watch that none of the deserters ever realize they can wear different clothes
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Jun 3, 2016 06:36
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How fast do you read bro?
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Possibly Chicken posted:How fast do you read bro? normal reading speed?
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Jun 3, 2016 07:12
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The books are pretty easy and quick to get through. I read them in about six weeks.
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I will say, these are by far the best books I've ever read that include an ad for a board game version on the last page
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boom boom boom posted:I will say, these are by far the best books I've ever read that include an ad for a board game version on the last page ... and then you get to A feast for Crows and Dance with Dragons
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Anders posted:... and then you get to A feast for Crows and Dance with Dragons As soon as I posted that I realized that there's a couple Warhammer 40,000 books that give these things a run for their money
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boom boom boom posted:As soon as I posted that I realized that there's a couple Warhammer 40,000 books that give these things a run for their money Kylaer wrote a 40K crossover while waiting for A Dance With Dragons that is way better than any other conclusion to the story.
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Doesn't it have Inquisitor Sansa and Arya the Calixus assassin?
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boom boom boom posted:I'm only haflway through Volume 3, so maybe somebody figures it out later, but it's really good luck for the Night Watch that none of the deserters ever realize they can wear different clothes 1) they broke af 2) I'm pretty sure there aren't any commercial tailors out there, because if there were we'd know about the typical stall, the history of the trade, and the basics of spinning thread by this point
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where do tailors go
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they are basically an order of monks that have no money or clothes and in deserting, they are running away from the most remote part of the continent. I'm pretty sure there aren't any H&M's around.
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The remote and coldest. Their options are to wear a big gently caress ME sign or freeze to death. And I think we all know what those gay horny knights would pick
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I really want to see a Mel Brooks GoT parody now I have brought you 8--oy...7! Seven gods!
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visceril posted:I really want to see a Mel Brooks GoT parody now Varys: Well, Tyrion, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do? Tyrion: Oh, I don't know. Play chess... screw... Varys: [quickly] Well, let's play chess.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Doesn't it have Inquisitor Sansa and Arya the Calixus assassin? It's only in the epilogue that Sansa's actually an inquisitor.
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Anders posted:Kylaer wrote a 40K crossover while waiting for A Dance With Dragons that is way better than any other conclusion to the story. There a way to dl that any where?
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Right here. I always enjoy hearing any feedback you may have, even though this was written years ago. Edit: As a bit of an explanation, this all started out as a joke, and over the course of a year or so it grew to its final form, posted piece by piece in a previous edition of The Bad Thread. There was never an outline from the start or anything like that, and a lot of it was written based on audience requests, so the story kind of wanders. Kylaer fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Jun 3, 2016 |
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Kylaer posted:Right here. Clean it up, change all the copyrighted names, and release it as a stand-alone book. The fifty Shades of Grey writing style
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Jun 3, 2016 18:29
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T B Thread's long-awaited follow up release to the hit story "A Game of Bones".
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Blind Sally posted:T B Thread's long-awaited follow up release to the hit story "A Game of Bones".
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Blind Sally posted:T B Thread's long-awaited follow up release to the hit story "A Game of Bones". Did the authors ever receive their cut of the $47 that book probably made?
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All proceeds went to needy strippers and whatshisname's drug addiction.
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I never saw a dime. I had to join the military just to make ends meet.
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speaking of which - if anyone wants access to the game of bones facebook page... to moderate it or troll or whatever - contact me through the FB page. oddly enough it gets a few likes every now and then. https://www.facebook.com/gameofbones
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TequilaJesus posted:Did the authors ever receive their cut of the $47 that book probably made? Not a one. Ten internet dollars I'm still waiting on.
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ahahahahaha a talking door.
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Please god, let this wandering Arya nonsense be over with by the end of this book
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I don't think I can stand to read the word "doublet" anymore
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boom boom boom posted:Please god, let this wandering Arya nonsense be over with by the end of this book Don't worry, once you're through ASoS, you're all done with wandering.
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Well I mean you kinda get your wish.
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GRRM's writing is like neeps on a doublet in a trencher of black bread
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