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Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid
Just stop reading Clancy's books from after the Soviet Union collapsed and you'll be fine. Two exceptions: Without Remorse and Rainbow Six. (The latter is deeply stupid, but in an awesome/hilarious way).

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Phanatic posted:

Not to mention hundreds of pages of subplots that went nowhere at all. Like the two guys who build an ANFO bomb out of a cement truck and then randomly do something dumb and get arrested at a diner. Boy, I'm sure glad you wasted pages on that bunch of nothing.

I once heard a spirited defense of that from a Clancy fan saying that it is good and realistic, because so often a terrorist is stopped by some good ole sheriff just doing his job instead of snazzy counter-terrorism, so actually we should be thankful that we got to read all that poo poo.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

hobbesmaster posted:

Alternatively I guess we could revive the sprint and deploy it along the DMZ. It only carries a 1kT warhead though and thats practically nothing by ridiculous cold war weapons standards.
They could put a modern guidance package in the spring and kinetic-kill them all day. Zero to mach 10 in 5 seconds because gently caress you.

Of course, the second NK starts thinking about MIRVs (and who's going to stop them) the whole thing becomes futile.

evil_bunnY fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Aug 1, 2017

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
KJU, you can have all the ICBMs you want, just promise to stage them within 15 miles of our boost interceptors.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Even with Sprint, or the Russian equivalent, a launch phase interception is almost impossible.

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.

Yeah, Sprint is purpose built for one thing: getting a small nuke up above your head to blow up the bigger nukes that are already falling. Doubt is has the legs to do any boost phase intercept unless it launches from the same place as your target.

E. There's a reason it didn't stay in service for long.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


evil_bunnY posted:

They could put a modern guidance package in the spring and kinetic-kill them all day. Zero to mach 10 in 5 seconds because gently caress you.

Wanna see that spring :v:

e: from a safe distance

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

aphid_licker posted:

Wanna see that spring :v:

e: from a safe distance
How big a counterweight will I need on my trebuchet to achieve boost phase intercept with a 90kg stone?

Hubis
May 18, 2003

Boy, I wish we had one of those doomsday machines...
Are giant chemical lasers in geosynchronous orbit above North Korea too much to ask for? Seriously, people.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Hubis posted:

Are giant chemical lasers in geosynchronous orbit above North Korea too much to ask for? Seriously, people.


Boy, I wish we had one of those doomsday machines...

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

mlmp08 posted:

I once heard a spirited defense of that from a Clancy fan saying that it is good and realistic, because so often a terrorist is stopped by some good ole sheriff just doing his job instead of snazzy counter-terrorism, so actually we should be thankful that we got to read all that poo poo.

I think that was someone arguing with me in the book barn, I mentioned that side plot once in there because it's just so absolutely bizzare. Never in any other book, and I've suffered through some terrible books, have I seen an entire self contained story arc die on the vine without touching or impacting anything outside of itself like that.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Shooting Blanks posted:

It was close enough that the dude in the book was burned alive by the backblast from the launch.

That could easily be from over 100 meters away. A lot more depending on the rocket, the launch facility, and where the shooter is.

Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

shame on an IGA posted:

I think that was someone arguing with me in the book barn, I mentioned that side plot once in there because it's just so absolutely bizzare. Never in any other book, and I've suffered through some terrible books, have I seen an entire self contained story arc die on the vine without touching or impacting anything outside of itself like that.
Sounds like you need to read the novel The Godfather, then you too can read about a woman's massive vagina and vagina reduction surgery.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Hubis posted:

Are giant chemical lasers in geosynchronous orbit above North Korea too much to ask for? Seriously, people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILIhh32URRM

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


Shooting Blanks posted:

Debt of Honor predates EO. That's the one where Clancy effectively wrote a modern version of Japan's unprovoked attack on Pearl Harbor (instead having them occupy the Marshall Islands), crash the US economy, and it culminates with a rogue Japanese pilot flying a 747 into the Senate building during the State of the Union address, wiping out almost the entire executive and legislative branches.

P. sure Clancy wasn't the only big name author writing stuff like that either.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Shooting Blanks posted:

Debt of Honor predates EO. That's the one where Clancy effectively wrote a modern version of Japan's unprovoked attack on Pearl Harbor (instead having them occupy the Marshall Islands), crash the US economy, and it culminates with a rogue Japanese pilot flying a 747 into the Senate building during the State of the Union address, wiping out almost the entire executive and legislative branches.

Debt of Honor is completely nuts (wasn't there also something about Japan secretly developing ICBMs?), but at least in that one the US military's fancy geegaws are bested and they have to be clever to win. In EO and B&D they just roll up whoever they're fighting with no difficulty whatever because they have the best toys.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

shame on an IGA posted:

I think that was someone arguing with me in the book barn, I mentioned that side plot once in there because it's just so absolutely bizzare. Never in any other book, and I've suffered through some terrible books, have I seen an entire self contained story arc die on the vine without touching or impacting anything outside of itself like that.

Someone never read any Game of Thrones.

Hubis
May 18, 2003

Boy, I wish we had one of those doomsday machines...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raWZraPHLqM

I would also accept a low-altitude orbital vehicle, but I think that would rely on us catching the vehicle on the pad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTx_qTwQqjU

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Cyrano4747 posted:

Someone never read any Game of Thrones.

Hey, those story arcs might be relevant in the next book

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



howe_sam posted:

Debt of Honor is completely nuts (wasn't there also something about Japan secretly developing ICBMs?), but at least in that one the US military's fancy geegaws are bested and they have to be clever to win. In EO and B&D they just roll up whoever they're fighting with no difficulty whatever because they have the best toys.

Yeah, it was insanity like taking down part of the Japanese AWACS fleet with what is effectively a laser gun to blind the pilots of two of them, the Japanese Prime Minister kidnapped and put under house arrest so the megacorporations could ultimately sieze control, and yes, several of a much improved Japanese version of the SS-18 hidden carefully that we had to use a B-2 to take out.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
I stopped reading Clancy when *on* 9/11 he was plugging his books as an 'expert' and talking about "you know, I wrote about something like this once..."

I also had a friend who worked at a book store he was going to be coming to for a signing, and his rider had poo poo in it like "do not talk to the artist" and "two cartons of Marlboro Reds must be made available to Mr. Clancy along with someplace inside to smoke them so he doesn't have to mingle with readers any longer than he has to." She had *nothing* complimentary to say about him other than "he left promptly."

...of course, knowing some of his readers...

"Mister Clancy, I was wondering if I could ask you about page 179 in Red Storm Rising where you wrote that the Mark 48 ADCAP... :hurr:"

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

BIG HEADLINE posted:


...of course, knowing some of his readers...

"Mister Clancy, I was wondering if I could ask you about page 179 in Red Storm Rising where you wrote that the Mark 48 ADCAP... :hurr:"

See I'd think this would drive you to drink over the decades. Maybe the cartons of cigarettes are to run into Chicago to avoid taxes?

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Torrannor posted:

Can you recommend some for me?

Find the latest edition of The Spread of Nuclear Weapons by Waltz & Sagan

Extremely dumbed down edition: in a purely realist world, every state would have nuclear weapons, they are the ultimate insurance against invasion. This is a good thing, it prevents conventional war (nuclear stability theory). States like Iran, Iraq and North Korea seek nuclear weapons as insurance against regime change, and proliferation by these states isn't a big deal because they aren't going to use them offensively.

Counterpoint:
Proliferation has not occurred. Nuclear armed states have fought conventional conflicts. Cue of literature on why this has / has not happened. (Nuclear umbrella, public opinion, etc)

Recent events such as the invasions of Iraq and the Ukraine as points to why you should have nukes, and also the rise of the idea of nuclear terrorism have resulted in additional papers.

Edit: the above is a giant oversimplification that leaves out a ton of details and theory

Smiling Jack fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Aug 1, 2017

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Nuclear proliferation is a nation-state's second amendment right.

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Cat Mattress posted:

Nuclear proliferation is a nation-state's second amendment right.

...Had not thought of it that way before.

Now I want to see an ICBM launch console with a bullet button.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Sperglord Actual posted:

P. sure Clancy wasn't the only big name author writing stuff like that either.

Clive Cussler's Dragon involved the Japanese trying to take over America by sneaking nukes into cities hidden in new cars. Dirk Pitt had to dig up the super-secret third B-29 carrying an atom bomb in 1945 to stop them.

Mazz
Dec 12, 2012

Orion, this is Sperglord Actual.
Come on home.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Clive Cussler's Dragon involved the Japanese trying to take over America by sneaking nukes into cities hidden in new cars. Dirk Pitt had to dig up the super-secret third B-29 carrying an atom bomb in 1945 to stop them.

I was about to mention this book cause I read it in like 7th grade but decided against it.

There was that other one where the Titanic held the key material to a missile defense shield that compacted the atmosphere into a wall of air or something. Those books were strange. Good to middle school me, but strange.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Mazz posted:

There was that other one where the Titanic held the key material to a missile defense shield that compacted the atmosphere into a wall of air or something. Those books were strange. Good to middle school me, but strange.

Poor quality iron soaked in ice-cold sea water?

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

I consider myself lucky that the only Clancy I ever got suckered into reading was Rainbow six.

Also yeah that Godfather part was loving weird.

Mazz
Dec 12, 2012

Orion, this is Sperglord Actual.
Come on home.

Carth Dookie posted:

I consider myself lucky that the only Clancy I ever got suckered into reading was Rainbow six.

Also yeah that Godfather part was loving weird.

You should read Red Storm Rising

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Old stuff like The Cardinal of the Kremlin can be great

I wonder how well it has aged...

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Smiling Jack posted:

the next book
I lol'd

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Mazz posted:

You should read Red Storm Rising

Red Storm Rising is one of my favourite pure entertainment books. Never quite sure whos side I'm on though!

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Potato Salad posted:

Old stuff like The Cardinal of the Kremlin can be great

I wonder how well it has aged...

I reread it about 5 years ago along with Clear and Present Danger. They both held up OK.

Tythas
Oct 3, 2013

Never felt at home in reality
Always hiding behind avatars


None of these books are as bad a the wingman series by Mack Maloney where the main character flies the only modern plane left in the world which happens to be a Thunderbirds F-16 which he modified to have 6 guns and more missile pylons

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Potato Salad posted:

Old stuff like The Cardinal of the Kremlin can be great

I wonder how well it has aged...

Great. Love that book. As Cold War spy thrillers go it's pretty top-notch.

pthighs
Jun 21, 2013

Pillbug
Apropos of nothing, here's a link to the C++ coding standards document for the JSF project: http://www.stroustrup.com/JSF-AV-rules.pdf

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Hexyflexy posted:

Red Storm Rising is one of my favourite pure entertainment books. Never quite sure whos side I'm on though!

Is that the one with the AIR FORCE OFFICER that saves an innocent pure icelandic girl from EVIL RUSSIANS?

That whole arc in Iceland is utterly pointless.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

orange juche posted:

Is that the one with the AIR FORCE OFFICER that saves an innocent pure icelandic girl from EVIL RUSSIANS?

That whole arc in Iceland is utterly pointless.

The PREGNANT innocent pure Icelandic girl!

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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The only military fiction I've read is The Last Ship back in high school which I thought was pretty good save for some embarrassingly bad sex scenes

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