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railroad terror
Jul 2, 2007

choo choo

Vienna Circlejerk posted:

Chipotle
Someone's doing the raping
I like people who weren't captured
Metric system
Lindsey Graham's phone number

Don't forget Chris Christie using Fedex to LITERALLY track humans!

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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

mitt....

railroad terror
Jul 2, 2007

choo choo

So basically that means if Trump is beginning to actually collect delegates and Jeb has been thoroughly wasted, THAT'S when Mitt will jump in. Good to know.



e: Corporations are people, my friend. Wasn't that part of 2012's summer political theatre?


e2:

Joementum posted:




Tune in next week when Project Veritas unveils a video of their employees encouraging Hillary staffers to jaywalk, idle their cars for more than a couple minutes, and other such nefarious deeds.


Hard to believe this guy's greatest moment was dressing up like a pimp to bring down a community organization which helps poor people

railroad terror fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Sep 1, 2015

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
James O'Keefe III has bravely uncovered an employee of James O'Keefe III breaking campaign finance law.

quote:

The latest from Project Veritas Action accuses the Democratic frontrunner's director of marketing and FEC compliance director of breaking the law, and allowing a Canadian tourist to launder money for campaign swag.

There are just two catches. One: No one's ever thrown the book at an American for purchasing merchandise from a campaign, then giving it to a foreigner as a gift. Two: The person who takes the Canadian's money and gives it to the Clinton campaign is the Project Veritas Action journalist. The Clinton campaign, which has leaked evidence of other PVA stings to journalists, is gleefully brushing this one off.

Tune in next week when Project Veritas unveils a video of their employees encouraging Hillary staffers to jaywalk, idle their cars for more than a couple minutes, and other such nefarious deeds.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
Re: Hillary emails: It bothers me when people use "pls" instead of "please". If you can't be bothered to type out a word that's used to be courteous, maybe you shouldn't use it at all. It's a small gripe. The other thing I hate in emails from superiors is the unnecessary usage of ellipsis when a period would be just fine... There's really no need for the ambiguity...

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

It's literally the smallest possible gripe

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

Re: Hillary emails: It bothers me when people use "pls" instead of "please". If you can't be bothered to type out a word that's used to be courteous, maybe you shouldn't use it at all. It's a small gripe. The other thing I hate in emails from superiors is the unnecessary usage of ellipsis when a period would be just fine... There's really no need for the ambiguity...

yeah man... i mean like plz lrn 2 type lol

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
It certainly is a small gripe and mean nothing by it other than the solid dudes of the world know to type out "please" when dealing with underlings.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

railroad terror posted:

So basically that means if Trump is beginning to actually collect delegates and Jeb has been thoroughly wasted, THAT'S when Mitt will jump in. Good to know.


Filing deadlines start hitting in November. There's no jumping in in February.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

She writes like Donald Rumsfeld. That's a pretty annoying thing.

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

Re: Hillary emails: It bothers me when people use "pls" instead of "please". If you can't be bothered to type out a word that's used to be courteous, maybe you shouldn't use it at all. It's a small gripe. The other thing I hate in emails from superiors is the unnecessary usage of ellipsis when a period would be just fine... There's really no need for the ambiguity...

its a wonder you have any gears left with all that grinding bro

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8nR5sElCfo

Oh Jeb...

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007


only the asians love

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

"Do you stand by that 'act of love' statement?"

"What I stand by is the fact that we need to secure our border..."

Oh my god, Jeb, you are so bad at this :cripes:

Edit: "I was a border governor" :cripes: :cripes:

schwein11
Oct 13, 2009




God he blinks a lot.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

It's actually less of a disaster than before, maybe he'll be competent by January.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

I didn't know Charles Grodin was running

Every time I see Jeb I'm going to imagine him yelling "BEETHOVEN!"

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
This is the best part:

Reporter: "But you stand by the fact that you believe many immigrants come here out of an act of love?"
Jeb: "Of course they do... But that doesn't matter what we need to do is secure the boarder"


Guess which part of that will be isolated for Trump's next sick burn?

Bucswabe
May 2, 2009

Jewel Repetition posted:

Would anyone like to give me words for this cycle's thisfuckingelection.com ? All I have so far is anchor babies, democratic socialist, private email server, bleeding from her whatever, feel the bern, chillin in cedar rapids, JEB!, establishment, presidential hug, build a wall, AllLivesMatter, Shillary, and Biden run.

"They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people"
"Door of the oven"
"Come to my wedding!"
"I don't mind having a big beautiful door in that wall"
"Chelsea's Mom has got it going on"

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Don't forget the cyberwalls

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

The X-man cometh posted:

It's actually less of a disaster than before, maybe he'll be competent by January.

the issue is if he runs against hillary theres going to be sooooooooooooo much to choose from for attack ads

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Remember the mysterious Clinton gefilte fish email? Turns out that was caused by a trade dispute over the import of 400lbs of Illinois carp into Israel.

(That's 181.44kgs, Lincoln.)

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

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AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Jan 22, 2016

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Bucswabe posted:

"They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people"
"Door of the oven"
"Come to my wedding!"
"I don't mind having a big beautiful door in that wall"
"Chelsea's Mom has got it going on"

A few more:
YAAAS, HILLARY
I am Batman
Secretariat
The hair is real, the color isn't
Jeb's black hand

Improper Umlaut
Jun 8, 2009

Jewel Repetition posted:

Would anyone like to give me words for this cycle's thisfuckingelection.com ? All I have so far is anchor babies, democratic socialist, private email server, bleeding from her whatever, feel the bern, chillin in cedar rapids, JEB!, establishment, presidential hug, build a wall, AllLivesMatter, Shillary, and Biden run.

Liberty U, Dying my hair

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Steve Wozniak endorses Bernie, will vote for him if the poll workers allow him to ride his segway to the voting booth.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
PPP's latest poll (which was partially revealed by MSNBC) results are available here.

There's a lot of good poo poo so I'll just repeat, with details, what PPP already said on MSNBC:

quote:

PPP's newest national poll finds Donald Trump just continuing to grow his lead over the GOP field. He is at 29% to 15% for Ben Carson, 9% for Jeb Bush, 8% for Carly Fiorina, 7% for Marco Rubio, 6% each for Ted Cruz and John Kasich, and 5% each for Mike Huckabee and Scott Walker. That group makes a pretty clear top 9. Rounding out the field are Chris Christie and Rick Santorum at 2%, Jim Gilmore, Rand Paul, and Rick Perry at 1%, and Lindsey Graham, Bobby Jindal, and George Pataki at less than 1%.

Our new poll finds that Trump is benefiting from a GOP electorate that thinks Barack Obama is a Muslim and was born in another country, and that immigrant children should be deported. 66% of Trump's supporters believe that Obama is a Muslim to just 12% that grant he's a Christian. 61% think Obama was not born in the United States to only 21% who accept that he was. And 63% want to amend the Constitution to eliminate birthright citizenship, to only 20% who want to keep things the way they are.

Trump's beliefs represent the consensus among the GOP electorate. 51% overall want to eliminate birthright citizenship. 54% think President Obama is a Muslim. And only 29% grant that President Obama was born in the United States. That's less than the 40% who think Canadian born Ted Cruz was born in the United States.

Trump's supporters aren't alone in those attitudes though. Only among supporters of John Kasich (58/13), Jeb Bush (56/18), Chris Christie (59/33), and Marco Rubio (42/30) are there more people who think President Obama was born in the United States than that he wasn't. And when you look at whose supporters are more inclined to think that the President is a Christian than a Muslim the list shrinks to just Christie (55/29), Kasich (41/22), and Bush (29/22). Bush's inability to appeal to the kind of people who hold these beliefs is what's keeping him from succeeding in the race- his overall favorability is 39/42, and with voters identifying themselves as 'very conservative' it's all the way down at 33/48.

There's a lot more good stuff in there though!

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

it bothers me so much when politicians have no control over their body language

Jeb! is a man torn asunder and it is getting sad to watch him struggle to keep going with his campaign

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Xenophon posted:

A few more:
YAAAS, HILLARY
I am Batman
Secretariat
The hair is real, the color isn't
Jeb's black hand

A few from the debate that I remember:
We Need Brain
Drug Tsunami
Big Beautiful Door
The Hugs I Remember
When You Find Bush, Push - I have no memory of who said this or why, but I made note of it.
Kill People, Break Things

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Joementum posted:

Remember the mysterious Clinton gefilte fish email? Turns out that was caused by a trade dispute over the import of 400lbs of Illinois carp into Israel.

(That's 181.44kgs, Lincoln.)

Holy carp!

The story checks out, though, gefilte fish is an Ashkenazi Seder staple.

Rivensteel
Mar 30, 2010

York_M_Chan posted:

A few from the debate that I remember:
We Need Brain
Drug Tsunami
Big Beautiful Door
The Hugs I Remember
When You Find Bush, Push - I have no memory of who said this or why, but I made note of it.
Kill People, Break Things

Trump's secret plan for ISIS
I'm the best at the military
Escalator entrance
Ten dollar tip
Bernie's arrested development
BLM chumps NRN
Mexico's going to pay for it
El Chapo
Metric
O'Malley the Bard

Edit:
Roadtripping solo with Graham.
Clinton doesn't drive her bus

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Jan 22, 2016

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Joementum posted:

Remember the mysterious Clinton gefilte fish email? Turns out that was caused by a trade dispute over the import of 400lbs of Illinois carp into Israel.

(That's 181.44kgs, Lincoln.)

quote:

“You think finding Middle East peace is hard,” Secretary of State Clinton blithely told reporters. “I’m dealing with carp!” Netanyahu called to question me, “What’s all this carp stuff?” I urged him to focus on Israel’s critical issues and leave the fish to me.

lol @ Netanyahu having to ask about 400 lbs of carp

Bucswabe
May 2, 2009

Rivensteel posted:

Trump's secret plan for ISIS
I'm the best at the military
Escalator entrance
Ten dollar tip
Bernie's arrested development
BLM chumps NRN
Mexico's going to pay for it
El Chapo
Metric
O'Malley the Bard

Edit:
Roadtripping solo with Graham.
Clinton doesn't drive her bus

#alllivesmatter

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Xenophon posted:

additional terms: Deez Nuts, Asian anchor babies, Iraq was a good deal
slight correction, it was "Taking out Saddam Hussein turned out to be a pretty good deal"

more stuff:
"I stood on the side of Terri Schiavo"
"There's a place to find common ground between personal civil liberties and NSA doing its job, and I think the balance has actually gone the wrong way."

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

Joementum posted:

Looks like Jeb!'s going to be on offense for a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgKWPcpwFDs

EasLos Angeles 2 hours ago (edited)
gently caress you Jeb!! I live my life surrounded by your "acts of love" and can't sell my house to anyone other than a wetback or crack head for half of what it cost because of it. You and your family are, hands down, THE WORST thing to ever happen to America!!

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
How dare you make me live near and potentially interact my fellow human beings!? TRUMP 2016.

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

True, that. http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/cutting-losses-kochs-to-sell-scott-walker

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Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

So what would make things likely for Bernie to win the nomination/general election against the likes of Trump and the GOP?

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