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LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

nigga crab pollock posted:

He just thought they were his pet giraffe

... an honest to god lol.

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Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

LifeSunDeath posted:

Nothing is ironic anymore.

That was a p good album imo



So do you guys think Trump slipped that Irish reporter his phone# on a post-it before she left?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Catastrophe posted:

That was a p good album imo



So do you guys think Trump slipped that Irish reporter his phone# on a post-it before she left?

holy poo poo, had no clue this existed, mike patton is awesome.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/879796816459558913

Lol literally nobody (except Ivanka) feels comfortable being in close proximity to Trump ever.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

LifeSunDeath posted:

holy poo poo, had no clue this existed, mike patton is awesome.

Sorry, I don't want to derail this discussion away from the lolTrumps but GO LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM RIGHT NOW. Patton does the vocals for the entire album. It's incredible.

EDIT: Just listen to "When Good Dogs Do Bad Things" first.

Remember when Trump made out with Giuliani in drag and actually let someone record it? haahhahaa

Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Jun 28, 2017

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Lime Tonics posted:

It begins, the devos indoctrination cycle has started,

Public schools in Kentucky can soon teach reading, writing and the book of Revelation.

At the Capitol on Tuesday, Gov. Matt Bevin gave his public “Amen” to a bill allowing Bible courses in public schools.

Normally, a bill signing does not open with prayer, but in this case, it may have been appropriate. At a ceremony in the Capitol Rotunda, Bevin publicly signed House Bill 128, which allows public schools to teach courses on the Bible.

The bill's sponsor said students need to understand the role the Bible played in American history.

“It really did set the foundation that our founding fathers used to develop documents like the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, the Bill of Rights," said Rep. D.J. Johnson (R-Owensboro). "All of those came from principles from the Bible."

http://www.wdrb.com/story/35761799/gov-matt-bevin-publicly-signs-bill-allowing-kentuckys-public-schools-to-teach-the-bible

lol we are so gonna be dumber and worse in the next few years. Can not wait.

I, for one, am glad they're finally going to be putting history books back in schools.

ZeroPrimal
Feb 24, 2010

The slave becomes the master.

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/879796816459558913

Lol literally nobody (except Ivanka) feels comfortable being in close proximity to Trump ever.
Trump just farted really loudly and Collins and Murkowski are pretending they didn't hear it. Trump then asks them if they saw the frog under the chair.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/879796816459558913

Lol literally nobody (except Ivanka) feels comfortable being in close proximity to Trump ever.

Of course not, he smells like old spice aftershave and a hint of piss.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/879798939637223424

Art of the Deal!!!

E:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/879798054735536129

Subtlety is not his strong suit. :downs:

Teriyaki Koinku fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Jun 28, 2017

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

The ever-popular "I don't know but you aren't going to like it" warning. A classic mom threat for when she's upset but doesn't want to think of a specific punishment.

Tumble fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Jun 28, 2017

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

I said the same thing the other night when I got too drunk and couldn't maintain any semblance of an erection. Good thing me and the president are on the same page.

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Thank you twitter for this



Reminds me of some classic Trump digs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf-QyA3SDfA&t=16s

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
this one just never gets old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWZ5LP81k

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Ever want to see a Spice flee?

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/879780127512682496

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D0KdQh6mO1U

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

I was in the ER today for a painful ear infection, but still found the time to lol at Trumpo's shenanigans when it came on the news in the waiting room.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Cubone posted:

24 hour news networks shouldn't even exist

If they actually covered news 24/7 it'd be great


My, he is getting fat. Isn't he still a Navy reservist?

FuturePastNow fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Jun 28, 2017

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Lime Tonics posted:

It begins, the devos indoctrination cycle has started,

Public schools in Kentucky can soon teach reading, writing and the book of Revelation.

At the Capitol on Tuesday, Gov. Matt Bevin gave his public “Amen” to a bill allowing Bible courses in public schools.

Normally, a bill signing does not open with prayer, but in this case, it may have been appropriate. At a ceremony in the Capitol Rotunda, Bevin publicly signed House Bill 128, which allows public schools to teach courses on the Bible.

The bill's sponsor said students need to understand the role the Bible played in American history.

“It really did set the foundation that our founding fathers used to develop documents like the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, the Bill of Rights," said Rep. D.J. Johnson (R-Owensboro). "All of those came from principles from the Bible."

http://www.wdrb.com/story/35761799/gov-matt-bevin-publicly-signs-bill-allowing-kentuckys-public-schools-to-teach-the-bible

lol we are so gonna be dumber and worse in the next few years. Can not wait.

How exactly is this constitutional? I can only see how this would pass if it were more vague and would allow religion-based classes without specifying a specific one. Not just the Bible, but also ones for other denominations. If a school wants to do a class on the Bible, fine. They can also do one on Islam, Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism, etc.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
https://twitter.com/timjhogan/status/879810158691483649

The gift that keeps on giving. :allears:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Egbert Souse posted:

How exactly is this constitutional? I can only see how this would pass if it were more vague and would allow religion-based classes without specifying a specific one. Not just the Bible, but also ones for other denominations. If a school wants to do a class on the Bible, fine. They can also do one on Islam, Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism, etc.

I wish I was a lawyer in this day and age. Making jobs there.

E its not

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Our idiot president has no idea what is in the senate health bill lmao

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Our idiot president has no idea what is in the senate health bill lmao

Funnier yet, he thinks if this version passes it's law.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Our idiot president has no idea what is in the senate health bill lmao

I mean you can look into the man's eyes and see that there is absolutely nothing behind them. It's the stare of a true idiot who has no idea where they are or what their name is.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Catastrophe posted:

I mean you can look into the man's eyes and see that there is absolutely nothing behind them. It's the stare of a true idiot who has no idea where they are or what their name is.



#determination

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Burt Sexual posted:

#determination

#constipation

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016

What's the context here? What is my lol motivation?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Cthulu Carl posted:

#constipation

#pissinfatuation

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Apr 16, 2017

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StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

I know you may not have realized it, but the comma you use, that was all me. The Oxford Comma, however, is :sad:

Personally I think the best grammatical comma is the FYAD comma you nonsensically throw in at the end, of sentences.

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/879796816459558913

Lol literally nobody (except Ivanka) feels comfortable being in close proximity to Trump ever.

Trump reminds me too much of my sociopathic old boss, we also used to have to do our best to avoid him at work functions. Glad I got outta that place.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
More than 15,000 Americans were losing their jobs each day in June 2009, as the US struggled to climb out of a painful recession following its worst financial crisis in decades.

But Jay Sekulow, who is now an attorney to Donald Trump, had a private jet to finance. His law firm was expecting a $3m payday. And six-figure contracts for members of his family needed to be taken care of.

Documents obtained by the Guardian show Sekulow that month approved plans to push poor and jobless people to donate money to his Christian nonprofit, which since 2000 has steered more than $60m to Sekulow, his family and their businesses.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jun/27/trump-lawyer-jay-sekulow-donations?CMP=share_btn_fb

lol

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

Lime Tonics posted:

More than 15,000 Americans were losing their jobs each day in June 2009, as the US struggled to climb out of a painful recession following its worst financial crisis in decades.

But Jay Sekulow, who is now an attorney to Donald Trump, had a private jet to finance. His law firm was expecting a $3m payday. And six-figure contracts for members of his family needed to be taken care of.

Documents obtained by the Guardian show Sekulow that month approved plans to push poor and jobless people to donate money to his Christian nonprofit, which since 2000 has steered more than $60m to Sekulow, his family and their businesses.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jun/27/trump-lawyer-jay-sekulow-donations?CMP=share_btn_fb

lol

Ever since Richard Viguerie invented conservative direct mail fundraising, the right wing populists have been funding themselves off of the oldsters, the rural poor, and the easily-duped. The modern incarnation of the GOP is just the culmination of a 50 year long con. And it's hilarious!

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

LordoftheScheisse posted:

What's the context here? What is my lol motivation?

Collins was going to vote no on the healthcare bill. She's seated next to Trump at his meeting to make a "deal" to get the bill passed and is likely mocking or laughing at him.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/879796816459558913

Lol literally nobody (except Ivanka) feels comfortable being in close proximity to Trump ever.

Collins being next to him had nothing to do with any position or vote, it was the only person with a hairdo that could make his look more acceptable.

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

scrubs season six posted:

Collins being next to him had nothing to do with any position or vote, it was the only person with a hairdo that could make his look more acceptable.

Now that's a lol!

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Catastrophe posted:

I mean you can look into the man's eyes and see that there is absolutely nothing behind them. It's the stare of a true idiot who has no idea where they are or what their name is.




But maybe an idiot is just what we need.


I didn't see the movie King Ralph but I think that's probably the plot line and I'm pretty sure that worked out ok.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

NotWearingPants posted:

But maybe an idiot is just what we need.


I didn't see the movie King Ralph but I think that's probably the plot line and I'm pretty sure that worked out ok.

i think ralph was more like an everyman schlub instead of a sheltered weirdo warped by yesmen and cash (like a real king)

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007


paul_soccer10 posted:

someone post the trump man frowning at the lol thread pic pls

Here you go:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...1088%23lastpost

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007



Made me look

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.apnews.com/2fff40750edc4585a93ed07ba641fe4a/Former-Trump-campaign-chairman-registers-as-foreign-agent

quote:

President Donald Trump’s former campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, registered Tuesday with the Justice Department as a foreign agent for political consulting work he did for a Ukrainian political party, acknowledging that he coached party members on how to interact with U.S. government officials.

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Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

ZeroPrimal posted:

Trump just farted really loudly and Collins and Murkowski are pretending they didn't hear it. Trump then asks them if they saw the frog under the chair his inauguration crowd size. Just tremendous.

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