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I have the 813.3 MK60 ABS module out of an 03 vert that is running in standalone mode; I can connect directly to the module via INPA and everything works as expected. I'd like to set the ZCP/CSL parameters on it, which means I need access to it via NCS, but I can't pull the GM/SA/VN since I don't have any of the other modules for the car for NCSExpert to read from. From what I can tell once I have those I can basically create a fake profile of the car, make the changes via NCSDummy, and then use NCSExpert to write the parameters to the ABS module itself. Places charge $150 to do this, or you send the unit to the UK with $1700 to have the Continential race software flashed on it that lets you adjust all of the chassis parameters and basically turns it into an automated threshold braking unit without ice mode or the stock street friendly corner braking algos. BlackMK4 fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Oct 8, 2021 |
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Somewhat Heroic posted:
…but a main bearing?! That, that strikes me as a much more invasive campaign to remedy, near total overhaul, and far more impressive a bug-up than the con-rod bearings of NA S-engine shenanigans.
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Oct 8, 2021 22:32
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25+ years of failing at bearings, bmw, well done
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Oct 8, 2021 22:42
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I have one simple solution for these issues that bmw doesn’t want u to know about
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Oct 8, 2021 22:44
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Bape Culture posted:I have one simple solution for these issues that bmw doesn’t want u to know about Yeah, Porsche does seem to have less engine issues on average.
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Oct 8, 2021 22:57
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Drive into a wall?
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Big Taint posted:Drive into a wall? *roll hard tapping head dot gif*
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Big Taint posted:Drive into a wall?  hot drat.
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Bape Culture posted:I have one simple solution for these issues that bmw doesn’t want u to know about LS swap?
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TheBacon posted:LS swap and then never do a burnout?
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Let the record show
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kind of shocked to learn youtube existed back in 2017
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Oct 9, 2021 00:04
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Ether Frenzy posted:kind of shocked to learn youtube existed back in 2017 I uploaded some Option videos and poo poo back in like 2006, so I have like 15m video views. They occasionally get picked up by the YT algorithm and I get spammed with video comment notifications like, "drat, this comment section is older than I am" poo poo makes me feel old
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you'd better hope that stop order is fixed soon too, what's your actual production date?
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Alarbus posted:you'd better hope that stop order is fixed soon too, what's your actual production date? Week 44/November 1st!
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Alarbus posted:you'd better hope that stop order is fixed soon too, what's your actual production date? The Stop sale order isn’t on m340’s though?
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Somewhat Heroic posted:
You loving what? This literally means I'm going to need a new engine doesn't it
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kill me now posted:The Stop sale order isn’t on m340’s though? Oh right, I forgot GGGC was going from M2 to M340. Not sure if I should blame that on lack of sleep or too many Ms.
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He took a gap year between Ms
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KillHour posted:You loving what? This literally means I'm going to need a new engine doesn't it lol
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KillHour posted:You loving what? This literally means I'm going to need a new engine doesn't it Just means that now's the time to abuse the poo poo out of it without worry.
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KillHour posted:You loving what? This literally means I'm going to need a new engine doesn't it at least the automatic transmission should be okay
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Feels like the mclaren ownership experience at this point. Hundred bags and it’s off the road for most of the first year. Absolutely mad
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Bape Culture posted:I have one simple solution for these issues that bmw doesn’t want u to know about ya electric vehicles have way fewer bearings
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They still have a main one though
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Lmao It’s like they do everything completely backwards, almost if it’s a company run by bean counters and not enthusiasts and purists, what with every major flaw that crops up with their cars only impacting low volume high profit models that folks will care and be mad online about and probably just buy a P car next time. Lol
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BMW Thread: probably just buy a P car next time
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Crunchy Black posted:Lmao the last company that was actually run by enthusiast and purists was independent Lancia and look at where that got them
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Alarbus posted:Oh right, I forgot GGGC was going from M2 to M340. Not sure if I should blame that on lack of sleep or too many Ms. I'm still so surprised someone thought going from an m2 to a fake m3 is a great idea
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fyallm posted:I'm still so surprised someone thought going from an m2 to a fake m3 is a great idea I owned the final good 2 series, now it's time to own the final good 3 series!
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:I owned the final good 2 series, now it's time to own the final good 3 series! ??? But you aren’t buying an E9X
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The last good 3 series always was and always will be whatever the current 3 series is -1
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the last good 3 series was the E30
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The first good BMW is the I4
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dont listen to KGJ the e9x rules
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Ether Frenzy posted:at least the automatic transmission should be okay 
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