Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Bill Hicks would be a QAnon if he was alive today.

Gaukler posted:

I can’t remember which election it was but I recall some very good Lovecraftian/eldritch posting about Ted Cruz being some sort of gross mosquito monster (beyond what he is in real life, that is)

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Bill Hicks would be a QAnon if he was alive today.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Is that the joke about he's actually a hive of wasps in a human-shaped sack?

Gaukler posted:

I feel like that comparison is overly cruel to the wasps

Captain Hygiene posted:

Isn't it basically colony wasps being assholes if you get near them, and loner ones generally being chill as long as you don't gently caress with them? I've based my lifestyle off the latter concept, in any case.

freeedr posted:

tradmasc

Platystemon posted:

Vote now in the comments if you read this wrong.

Gaukler posted:

I feel like that comparison is overly cruel to the wasps

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

we are coming up on the anniversary of the time I played monster mash for 5 hours straight in the shop to see which employee would break first and it turned out to be me.

Inceltown posted:

Transmasc

freeedr posted:

A bunch of redneck tradmasc posturing right-wing dickheads was talking about whatever dumb poo poo one time on the sidelines of my nephew’s football game and when a wasp landed on a nearby chair every single one of them practically poo poo his pants running away. We were in the middle of a heavily-trafficked turf field and not near a wasp nest. So I picked up the wasp and carried it to the flowers at the edge of the field

Cartoon Man posted:

kazil posted:

Whoa cat Betty

Beachcomber posted:

Very mad

DandyLion posted:

Cat Betty never smiled

venus de lmao posted:

this is hilarious but also kind of adorable, imagine being that wasp

imagine you're minding your own business when out of nowhere this massive giant appears, looming over you and blocking out the sun, and just loving picks you up, and drops you off an incomprehensible distance away in a field full of food

they'll never believe you back at the colony

Splicer posted:

I forget where but I remember reading a thing saying that to animals we must basically be the fae.

Khanstant posted:

Who will be the first Nintendo character to canonically die to give Mario more pathos?

Video Games Thx posted:

Yoshi, obviously?

goatface posted:

Pathos requires an emotional response that isn't "Wahoo!" as they die.

Dead Sex-Parrot posted:

When I worked on a farm we cleaned the cows' teats before milking them to reduce the risk of getting too many bacteria into the milk, but also to reduce the risk of the bacteria migrating up into the cow's udder.
We did it by hand though, and I don't know if there is an advantage in using this device.

git apologist posted:

i do this with my wife

redgubbinz posted:

I do this with his wife too

Milo and POTUS posted:

I like her just the way she is

Jedit posted:

Well, yes, three other guys already cleaned her.

Panfilo posted:

Mod Rule: Next idiot that asks why we took down the Gomorrah forum gets turned to salt.

Lotts wife: OK but can't you just show us a screenshot of what happened?
(THIS USER WAS TURNED TO A PILLAR OF SALT FOR 10,000 HOURS)

Winklebottom posted:

There's a woman in my city that made mozzarella with 10 % breast milk in it and sold it as "Milf Cheese". The food safety authorities weren't thrilled.

HK5000 posted:

Really like this series, but the first episode of this season was crap. I heard they fired the head writer for it, confirm or just internet rumor. Not read the source material which I'm avoiding like the plague for spoilers but drat. Sometimes I almost get a chill down my spine, like Romero wrote it (ala DotD, or Day of the day gently caress you i love it).

And here's some more stupid bullshit that's not intended for the general population of this thread:

jabro posted:

We are in the second season with less than ten main characters, how the hell can you not know the three major ones' names?

Really? Did I not just post that I'm bad with names. Some people recognize faces much before they learn to remember names, it's called genetics and loving having poo poo childhood. Have a little more tolerance for people different for you rather than hanging them out to dry for .. OH MY GOD, AN INTERNET POST!!! This is my last post this week as I'm shocked so far with the last two posts. Go stroke your dicks the next time you need an ego boost, I hear DPPH is great for that.... oh wait forum closed like 9 years ago. Seeeya

Oh wait, i got one more thing to add before i go on probation for this post. I hope your neckbeard reaches all the way down to you tootsie-roll dick you two assholes.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Cataphract posted:

Serve the public trust
Protect the innocent
Uphold the law
Classified

Mystery Steve posted:

One Lampshade
One black t-shirt
One bath robe
One blue long sleeved shirt
Good looks... "I don't think so."

Pickled Eggs posted:

Guess who's cooking tonight?

SHREDDER

SusiePhone posted:

You shall not pass!

Flint_Paper posted:

yes, I know, he looks like he's from Terminator 2 GOD DAMNIT I'M ON A BUDGET HERE

Bad Munki posted:

[edit] While I have absolutely no doubt whatsoever that I will regret posting this picture of me apparently giving oral sex to a vacuum, here is Neo first waking up from the matrix. Also, it would appear I have excellent form when chewing man-meat. I honestly had no idea. I hope nobody I know ever sees this, ever.



gently caress, I've even got my pinky up and everything. Goddamnit.

bar88537 posted:

And since no one took the Jaws challenge I did this in hopes that someone comes back with a better one

became

Caeruleas posted:

woot! lights + woot! shipping box + tape + two folding chairs =

e: had to--
* Start timer when camera is precariously perched
* Get across the room
* Plug in usb warning lights
* Grab chairs
* Turn around and pose

within 10 seconds.

Sputnyak posted:

Although a little obscure.

Vaah posted:

Goondock Saints!





I look a bit here.

mueller posted:

IT'S A TRAP!

Im A Lime posted:

I got an account so I could do this.



The whole bunch of you gotta have a combined wattage of maybe five, maybe less

Im A Lime posted:

Excuse me! I'd like to rear end you a few questions!

crosshatch posted:

enthusiast posted:

SimonChris posted:

When Waffleimages came back, I tracked down some of my old favorite threads from my distant youth.




I still don't know who this, all these years later, and no one in the thread would explain...

SimonChris posted:

When Waffleimages came back, I tracked down some of my old favorite threads from my distant youth. Dress up as movie characters using poo poo from your room! is still mostly dead, but a few pieces of art did survive


I still don't know who this, all these years later, and no one in the thread would explain...

SimonChris posted:

When Waffleimages came back, I tracked down some of my old favorite threads from my distant youth. Dress up as movie characters using poo poo from your room!