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If they like making fun of fat people so much maybe someone should point them to a tea party rally.
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MaxxBot posted:If they like making fun of fat people so much maybe someone should point them to a tea party rally. They're all liberal infiltrators.
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May 29, 2011 21:30
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MOLLUSC posted:They're all liberal infiltrators. More like martyrs, actually. Jesus died on the cross they eat a big mac to support big business. You can see the resemblance.
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May 29, 2011 21:33
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duck monster posted:edit: Hahahaha Kent Hovind got his degree from "Patriot University". Is it even legal for random groups to call themselves "universities" and issue "degrees" over in the US? If not how the gently caress do they keep pretend doctors out of hospitals and poo poo? Only degrees from accredited universities count as far as most employers are concerned but anybody can give out pieces of paper that say "Congratulations you're a P.D!"
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May 29, 2011 21:51
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Logikv9 posted:I completely forgot his name, but a new thing happening apparently is that crazy creationists basically hide their beliefs for awhile, go to prestigious schools, get phDs/other degrees in various fields (sometimes biology), then going around and sponsoring creationist sciences using their degree to basically give some sort of credibility to their claims. Isn't that literally what happened with Johnathon Wells? Didn't he go in to school as a Moonie devotee with the goal of "destroying Darwinism?"
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May 29, 2011 22:08
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http://conservapedia.com/Anarchism This is eerily absent of the sort of venom seen in other pages, though the talk page makes it look like there was a dust-up over the old contents at some point. Conservapedia is an interesting animal.
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May 29, 2011 22:35
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Only degrees from accredited universities count as far as most employers are concerned but anybody can give out pieces of paper that say "Congratulations you're a P.D!" I don't know, this looks like a pretty prestigious place. My favorite from the section on Hovind: quote:Critics have described Hovind's dissertation as incomplete, of low academic quality, poor writing, poor spelling, and ungrammatical style.[24] The lack of quality was described, in part, by the fact that "the pages are not numbered; there is no title; of sixteen or so chapters in the index only the first four are finished; misspellings are rampant ("Immerged" for emerged, "epic" for epoch, and "tentable" for testable are three examples); and the single illustration was apparently cut out of a science book with scissors and fastened to the thesis with glue or tape."
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duck monster posted:I'm just hoping that Schaferly when he his conservsative bible rewrite project gets to the final stanza of revelations, that he has a coronary over it. Cos thats the bit that says "If you add anything or remove anything, you get to go to superhell. And on the slim chance the christians are actually right, that means Schaferly is going to superhell. And if the christians are wrong, Schaferly squandered his life on bad crazyness. Take this verse from the liberal denier liar Bible, "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God" In the original Bible it actually said "gently caress the poor." Kick and scream all you want, that may work for our home schooled students, but it won't work for the liberals.
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May 30, 2011 00:05
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duck monster posted:Wait Bzzzzt brainwave. Someone actual did a dramatic reading of this piece of trash in audiobook for it. I wish I could still find it.
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Andy is an electrical engineer who thinks imaginary numbers have a liberal bias. http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Conservapedia:Conservapedian_mathematics Rationalwiki posted:In order to understand Andy's notions about elementary proofs, one needs to examine his views on complex numbers. He is curiously opposed to them, and heaps scorn on them at every opportunity. We have no idea why — they are a staple of mathematics and learning about them typically begins somewhere in high school or junior high. Additionally, Andy would have learnt and used them extensively back when he was studying and working in electrical engineering, as they are the base of Fourier frequency-domain analysis, which in turn is pretty much the heart and fiber of analog electronics and signal processing. It's as if a plumber decided to lash out at pipe wrenches. Andy seems to have some kind of preposterous belief that there is a unique pitfall in the choice of the imaginary unit. He must have really disliked his teacher. Oh, we're sorry, was he homeschooled?
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Listerine posted:I don't know, this looks like a pretty prestigious place. Haha I love the pictures in that article. It's like a mug shot.
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May 30, 2011 02:00
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Seeing that "Patriot Bible College" really makes me want to start up my own phoney diploma mill to rake in bucks from morons.
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appropriatemetaphor posted:Seeing that "Patriot Bible College" really makes me want to start up my own phoney diploma mill to rake in bucks from morons. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_with_fraudulent_diplomas
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Goreld posted:graffiti in Pompeii was apparently about the serious consequences of fire-buggering: I'm pretty sure that's the best graffiti ever. Better than "X was here, now he's gone, he's round the corner smoking a bong."
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May 30, 2011 14:37
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duck monster posted:Hahahaha Kent Hovind got his degree from "Patriot University". Is it even legal for random groups to call themselves "universities" and issue "degrees" over in the US? If not how the gently caress do they keep pretend doctors out of hospitals and poo poo? Accreditation. You can put down a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the poo poo Kicked Out of Me on your resume, but they won't accept any of those as proper institutions.
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May 30, 2011 14:47
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quote:If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii. drat, Attice was a slut.
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Listerine posted:My favorite from the section on Hovind: His PhD thesis is pretty much a laugh riot, it starts like this: quote:Hello, my name is Kent Hovind. I am a creation/science evangelist. I live in Pensacola, Florida. I have been a high school science teacher since 1976. I've been very active in the creation/evolution controversy for quite some time.
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IM_DA_DECIDER posted:His PhD thesis is pretty much a laugh riot, it starts like this: Haha, I'm going to start my next article with "Hello".
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Hovind isn't funny. Dude's been a teacher for 30 years. He's denied education to (at best) or corrupted (at worst) thousands of minds over the years.
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May 30, 2011 21:09
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There are 11 year olds who could write better than that. How the gently caress did he get a job?
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May 30, 2011 21:21
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MOLLUSC posted:There are 11 year olds who could write better than that. How the gently caress did he get a job? He prayed for it. 
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MOLLUSC posted:There are 11 year olds who could write better than that. How the gently caress did he get a job? There's a big market for anybody who agrees with them and has any sort of accreditation from anywhere.
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I was looking into the Shirley Sherrod page because I had forgotten what happened with that whole thing. Then I looked at the talk page where it discussed the edited video being given to the media.Conservapedia posted:How did the video come into Briebart's hands? This question needs to be addressed. Was Briebart set up? did Briebart take the bait. Seems Briebart's enemies (from the White House, NAACP, and CNN on down) were ready to pounce. Rob Smith 15:40, 11 November 2010 (EST) These guys seriously think every person that doesn't fit into their own kooky form of conservatism is out to destroy the TRUE AMERICANS. It's like every single thing that a conservative does wrong can be explained away by a conspiracy theory, and every Democratic gaffe is a blatant and obvious error.
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Well, I'm currently able to make edits on CP, and I've been adding outlandish and satirical facts to existing articles. Basically I'm making poo poo up that panders to their core conservative beliefs... much like they do. If anyone has any ideas, I will gladly try to incorporate them into a future edit.
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May 31, 2011 05:51
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I think Conservapedia is the only site that I've been tempted to troll/vandalize. Just find any article and insert the word "liberal" into every other sentence. It's too easy. I never bothered actually do it though.
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May 31, 2011 05:56
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I'm half-tempted to go to the Hitler article and add "liberal" before every mention of his name. The talkpages will probably agree with me.
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May 31, 2011 06:18
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Capitol L, try and get them to start calling him Liberal Hitler.
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Gunt McBadpost posted:Capitol L, try and get them to start calling him Liberal Hitler.
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May 31, 2011 07:18
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Concoct a fake etymology for Hitler and Hillary, then edit Hillary Clinton's CP page to suggest that her name shares some common linguistic root with Hitler's. Low hanging fruit.
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May 31, 2011 08:12
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Gunt McBadpost posted:Capitol L, try and get them to start calling him Liberal Hitler. Wait, doesn't Der Fuhrer, actually translate to "the liberal"? I think I heard that somewhere. Someone should inform Conservapedia. You can cite it back to this post if you need to, or you could just say "this actually happened".
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May 31, 2011 08:38
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oldswitcheroo posted:Wait, doesn't Der Fuhrer, actually translate to "the liberal"? I think I heard that somewhere. Someone should inform Conservapedia. You can cite it back to this post if you need to, or you could just say "this actually happened". Just get a degree in German Lingustics* from Patriot Bible University and for all they know you are the world-renowned expert on the subject. *if they don't have this subject they'll still probably print out the diploma for you
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You could probably just type up a crappy Geocities page with hysterical claims, then just use that to justify writing whatever you want. I think they use other Conservapedia pages as sources sometimes.
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May 31, 2011 08:58
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What exactly is the point of vandalizing Conservapedia? It's not like you could come up with anything more ridiculous than they do themselves.
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Pellisworth posted:Concoct a fake etymology for Hitler and Hillary, then edit Hillary Clinton's CP page to suggest that her name shares some common linguistic root with Hitler's. Low hanging fruit. Hitler's name comes from Old German hiltr or hildr, meaning "war" (the switching of the sounds 't/d' and 'l' is a common linguistic phenomenon known as metathesis). It in turn comes from a Proto-Indo European root "kel", "to hit, or strike" in which the "k" widely became "h" in most European languages via a process known as lenition, including certain instances in Latin (others retained the 'k' sound) in such words as consul, and hilarus, meaning "funny" or "light-hearted", from which the name Hillary (and the word 'hilarious') is derived. Hitler comes from war, which comes from hit or strike; Hillary comes from funny, which comes from hit or strike (perhaps a tie-in to Andy S's crusade against pre-Christian humour?) (for the record, it's total bullshit - best I can tell, 'hilarus' originally comes from Proto-Indo European 'sel', 'to take or grab', while Hitler has nothing at all to do with 'hiltr', which isn't even Old German but Old Norse. But really, who has the time to sort PIE root words when there's Liberals to rail against?)
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http://www.conservapedia.com/Comedy_and_satires_concerning_atheism_and_evolution ^I can kinda see why they have this, even conseratives have a sense of humour at times.. But This and This? I'm also loving the reason why Obama won't win the next election (not that I care really I'm not from there) quote:He depends on a teleprompter to speak, and has run the nation into the ground. Numerous broken[31] and unfulfilled[32] campaign promises, implementation of socialist Obamacare program. Maybe uphill without help from ACORN. Ohhh the Liberal Agenda.. it hurts us, much like the "Gay Agenda" Why is there an apparent "Gay Agenda"? Do they want something that I don't apart from the obvious penis instead of vagina thing?
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Solus posted:
They want to force their Gay Values onto the good, upstanding Christians who are real Americans.* * Gay values may be treated as a synonym for "being treated as real people, with the same rights as other couples".
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Oh, but of course. Homosexuality is a huge plot to undermine traditional ways of life. "They" want access to our kids through boy scouts and adoption to indoctrinate our kids with their ideas so that our children will become gay which the bible abhors.
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raezr posted:I think Conservapedia is the only site that I've been tempted to troll/vandalize. Just find any article and insert the word "liberal" into every other sentence. It's too easy. I never bothered actually do it though. Stormfronts a classic like that. I had a troll account that would make claims like A) Aboriginals need to get back their land that was stolen by jewish multiculturalists. B) Muslims and whites share much in common, including being opressed by jews and homosexuals. C) The jewish Opium war degraded chinese culture and thus led to racial conflict with the whites. They are as much a victim as us and the real chinese culture is ancient and wise and a good friend of the whites. D) Negros would not commit crime had they been induced into it by jewish multiculturalists. E) There seems to be a correlation with the growing influence of jewish society on white society and white cancer rates. We all know that modern cancer is largely due to the effects of environmental polution, but you have to wonder if this is by design. It was amazing how much you can claim stuff thats completely 180 degrees of what the fuckers actually believe by just invoking the jewish bogey man. I only came unstuck when I made a thread praising Stalin for his attitude on Jews.
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So being gay is caused by being atheist or having any contact with gay people. It's like the common cold. ONLY GAY. Remember kids, if your atheist then you're more likely to be gay or commit suicide... Or be a loving mass murderer quote:The atheist Mao Zedong killed tens of millions during his Great Leap Forward and many more during the purges and slaughters of the Cultural revolution. Just as an Example. 
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