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Acquilae
May 15, 2013

I'm gonna have to visit that site the next time I go to India.

For...research purposes of course.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Acquilae posted:

I'm gonna have to visit that site the next time I go to India.

For...research purposes of course.

Try not to get gang raped if you're a woman, because they can't do poo poo about that, they gotta focus on the queers.

No.1 Special
Apr 4, 2011
Sadness abounds.

This is terrible.

No.1 Special fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Jan 22, 2014

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

No.1 Special posted:

Sadness abounds.

That is the tagline for The Bachelor's next season.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Yep, that will totally work. Love his geocities page too.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Haha holy poo poo

"Jon please, I'm Indian, I think I'd know what Gandhi was protesting"

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
We're back, baby!

U S A! U S A! U S A!

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Try not to get gang raped if you're a woman, because they can't do poo poo about that, they gotta focus on the queers.
Yeah when we visited India when I was young, we would only visit Punjab and a few others like going to the Taj Mahal. Our time in Delhi was literally only going to/from the airport.

edit: CRT monitor punching glove!

edit 2: I have a peanut allergy too :smith:

Acquilae fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Jan 22, 2014

No.1 Special
Apr 4, 2011
This one's going to be a heartbreaker.

edit:gently caress this poo poo.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
It didn't exist until we named it.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
God, if ever a segment called for a Rob Riggle run-in...

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Why does THe Daily Show office still have CRT's?

Cool Cherry Cream
Jun 15, 2013
Hmm so my mom's pastor wasn't being delusional this time. Was he right about the meter readers being in on it too?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Uh the Antichrist isn't in the bible in the form your talking about Moment of Zen, but then people who buy your book are too stupid and/or lazy to actually read the book they claim to base their life off.

Colbert Bookclub? The last one didn't work out so well.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

BigRed0427 posted:

Why does THe Daily Show office still have CRT's?

Because he smashed a monitor specifically rigged for the gag, not actual Daily Show office equipment.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

^^^:thejoke:

Crap, I never read any of these even though I should.

Edit: Ok, I actually have read Old Man and the Sea.

BigRed0427 fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Jan 22, 2014

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Michael Chabon? Oh crap, I still haven't even opened Cavalier and Clay :( I'm sooooo busted.

EDIT: Ah, that joke hurts, its really painful to see something like Dance of Dragons being $45 in canada, and $20 us.

Hemmingway also had a million cats, who have extra toes. I also had the best duck ever at a resturant called Hemmingways in Florida.

twistedmentat fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Jan 22, 2014

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


twistedmentat posted:

Uh the Antichrist isn't in the bible in the form your talking about Moment of Zen, but then people who buy your book are too stupid and/or lazy to actually read the book they claim to base their life off.

Colbert Bookclub? The last one didn't work out so well.

The Salinger one was terrible, but the Great Gatsby one was hilarious.

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

raditts posted:

The Salinger one was terrible, but the Great Gatsby one was hilarious.
Same but I'm biased since Great Gatsby is one of my favorite books and think Catcher in the Rye is extremely overrated.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Can I just stop after the fifth of whiskey?

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

In order to catch up, drink a fifth of whiskey and make love to a bison.

Why can't writing be that easy for me? :smith:

twistedmentat posted:

Can I just stop after the fifth of whiskey?
Only if you don't wanna be a real man.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

BigRed0427 posted:


Only if you don't wanna be a real man.

I'd be happy to be a mildly successful speculative fiction writer.

I think the whiskey is enough for that.

katium
Jun 26, 2006

Purrs like a kitten.

Acquilae posted:

Same but I'm biased since Great Gatsby is one of my favorite books and think Catcher in the Rye is extremely overrated.

I also love Gatsby and think Catcher is overrated. I never understood how I was supposed to "sympathize" with Holden. I have heard his other works aren't bad, though, particularly Franny and Zooey (which I keep meaning to read).

Loved tonight's book club because I am also a big Hemingway fan. If he will be sticking with classic literature, I would like to see him do Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 next.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

katium posted:

I also love Gatsby and think Catcher is overrated. I never understood how I was supposed to "sympathize" with Holden.

You weren't supposed to.:ssh:

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

I was disappointed that Stephen was drinking sangria for this edition of the book club. I think a guy like Hemingway would much prefer whiskey.

El Ste
Aug 22, 2010

I think this book club was fantastic. Much better than the last one.

"Three years later he wrote tonight's book, A Farewell to Arms; which raises the philosophical question, if you're saying farewell to your arms, what do you use to wave goodbye?"

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007


I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Y-Hat posted:

I was disappointed that Stephen was drinking sangria for this edition of the book club. I think a guy like Hemingway would much prefer whiskey.

He did have whiskey too.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

El Ste posted:

I think this book club was fantastic. Much better than the last one.

"Three years later he wrote tonight's book, A Farewell to Arms; which raises the philosophical question, if you're saying farewell to your arms, what do you use to wave goodbye?"

The best delivered line.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Woo, a Corruption off!

Edit: An Anti-inflammatory? Can you get high off them?

No.1 Special
Apr 4, 2011
Didn't need to know that.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I do feel sorry for that other daughter.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

El Ste posted:

I think this book club was fantastic. Much better than the last one.

"Three years later he wrote tonight's book, A Farewell to Arms; which raises the philosophical question, if you're saying farewell to your arms, what do you use to wave goodbye?"

He wasn't doing it to push a really crappy movie.

Sometimes I wonder if when they founded America, the founding fathers all agreed to make New Jersey the joke state.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Hobroken.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Whos that on guitar?

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

BigRed0427 posted:

Edit: An Anti-inflammatory? Can you get high off them?
No but when you're accepting bribes from a CEO that includes private jet access, you're not going to settle for peasant generic anti-inflammatory medicine!

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

How many pints of ice cream were consumed between the Lt. Governor and the mayor of Hoboken?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Jessica Williams is rocking these segments.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?
Stewart needs to go direct another movie so that we can get the Daily Show with Jessica Williams.

amaranthine
Aug 27, 2009
I AM A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING

Maxwell Lord posted:

Jessica Williams is rocking these segments.

She might actually be my favorite correspondent ever.

Certainly the best since Stephen left.

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No.1 Special
Apr 4, 2011
It's been a while.

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