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many johnnys posted:Yes, of course I am aware of that. My post was a "joke" based on the post I quoted. Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.
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This illustration always confused me, especially since the directions with, you know, words is located on an entirely different page, making this look like a stand-alone thing: What exactly is this telling me to do? Somebody fucked around with this message at 09:32 on Sep 16, 2015 |
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Sep 15, 2015 15:54
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What, you never used a bottle of ketchup?
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Gorilla Salad posted:What, you never used a bottle of ketchup? So is the baby Heinz or Hunts?
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AWarmBody posted:This illustration always confused me, especially since the directions with, you know, words is located on an entirely different page, making this look like a stand-alone thing: This is part of "Life management under God". What is your god doing to your babies that you need this type of knowledge? 
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Sep 15, 2015 16:26
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HerStuddMuffin posted:This is part of "Life management under God". What is your god doing to your babies that you need this type of knowledge? If your baby starts doing Satan babbling then quickly donkey punch them followed by a holy jab to the solar plexus to save them
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peanut posted:I had a coworker who was homeschooled in super rural Canada with her 4 sisters... then she joined the military fresh out of school. How do you make the leap from homeschool to military service? Seems like you'd want to stay around the farm because you'd fear the outside world. Then again the military is surprisingly close to homeschooling, so.
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Someone in my homeschool group joined the Marines or something after graduating. His parents would talk all the time about how the other guys made fun of him for "having values" and "being a virgin", which made them proud enough to wear their son's persecution like a badge of honor to the other homeschool parents.
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AWarmBody posted:This illustration always confused me, especially since the directions with, you know, words is located on an entirely different page, making this look like a stand-alone thing: Psalm 137:9 King James Version (KJV) 9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Sep 16, 2015 00:33
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HerStuddMuffin posted:This is part of "Life management under God". What is your god doing to your babies that you need this type of knowledge? Punishing you for bring an awful sinner! STOP SINNING
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shovelbum posted:Homeschooling is good if your life is really weird like you want to raise your kid on a medium sized sailboat but if you think your boring living in a house life is better than school lol. Hahaha, that's actually the story of a friend of mine from childhood. His parents were (still are) hippies/libertarians and spend their winters sailing around the Bahamas. They were farmers, so it's not like they poo poo to do in the winters. They'd pull their two kids out of school around late November/early December and bum around the Caribbean until March. They got a half-public school, half-homeschool education. His parents now let me have the run of the place every winter to let my dogs romp around in the snow. Good people.
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AWarmBody posted:Someone in my homeschool group joined the Marines or something after graduating. His parents would talk all the time about how the other guys made fun of him for "having values" and "being a virgin", which made them proud enough to wear their son's persecution like a badge of honor to the other homeschool parents. I'm sure he didn't stay a virgin for long after joining. The green weenie hungers.
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Eat This Glob posted:half-public school, half-homeschool education This sounds ideal. I think very few districts would allow it these days.
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P-Mack posted:This sounds ideal. I think very few districts would allow it these days. Man, can you imagine being that kid though? "Hey, where is mark today? Sick?" "Nah, he is sailing around the Caribbean with his parents for the next four months" "... you're serious. Really. gently caress that guy"
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Furia posted:What types of petty crime and how exactly would he respond to them? For example, our mutual friend tried to shoplift something very insignificant and he flipped poo poo when he found out, saying it was inexcusable, threatening to turn him in, demanding he return it, etc.
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Male Tears posted:For example, our mutual friend tried to shoplift something very insignificant and he flipped poo poo when he found out, saying it was inexcusable, threatening to turn him in, demanding he return it, etc. is this some kind of weird ironic shoplifting or what
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Male Tears posted:For example, our mutual friend tried to shoplift something very insignificant and he flipped poo poo when he found out, saying it was inexcusable, threatening to turn him in, demanding he return it, etc. Don't shoplift
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cheetah7071 posted:Don't shoplift By reading this post, I have learned more valuable, real world applicable moral guidance than I ever would have from 12 years of Home-Schooling.
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HerStuddMuffin posted:This is part of "Life management under God". What is your god doing to your babies that you need this type of knowledge? Probably because "God wants you to have lots of babies who should be raised in the faith" or some such. And babies tend to explore things by sticking poo poo in their mouth, so knowing how to first aide a choking baby is a remarkably useful tidbit of information to know if you've got one or plan on having one soon. It kind of makes sense if you twist your mind around it.
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Wasn't there an ALOD years ago that was a Christian themed game built using the Wolfenstein or maybe the Doom engine?
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FoolyCharged posted:Probably because "God wants you to have lots of babies who should be raised in the faith" or some such. And babies tend to explore things by sticking poo poo in their mouth, so knowing how to first aide a choking baby is a remarkably useful tidbit of information to know if you've got one or plan on having one soon. It kind of makes sense if you twist your mind around it. Yeah, learning some basic CPR/first aid is not the most offensive thing in the book. Like a lot of the less crazy religious groups, you are taking the position of "god is good but also we need to not rely on him always since he might be on a bender or something. So let's learn medicine and how to take care of ourselves without relying on miracles"
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stubblyhead posted:Wasn't there an ALOD years ago that was a Christian themed game built using the Wolfenstein or maybe the Doom engine? http://store.steampowered.com/app/371180
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That's high art compared to what I'm thinking of. This game wasn't even an fps, just used the engine for level building. There wasn't much more to it than "open this door to go to church, open that door if you would rather go to hell"
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Male Tears posted:For example, our mutual friend tried to shoplift something very insignificant and he flipped poo poo when he found out, saying it was inexcusable, threatening to turn him in, demanding he return it, etc. are you like 18 or something? Tell your idiot friend to stop shoplifting you loving goon.
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Bless me father for I have sinned. I was hungry but I had no money. I entered a Costco with intention of buying anything but gorged on samples. My shame is great.
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IBurnStuffAlot posted:are you like 18 or something? Tell your idiot friend to stop shoplifting you loving goon. Uh excuse me he said that it was an insignificant item god.
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Yet another good case for NON-RELIGIOUS home schooling: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3742109 If my kid lived in a district that stupid and it was feasible, by God, I'd be considering it. The people supposedly educating him are too dumb to figure out what a loving clock is. I still think lumping non-religious nuts that do it for other reasons in with the religious nuts is a little like lumping everyone who says "I enjoy comedies" in with people who go to Adam Sandler movies.
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Pharmaskittle posted:Return to Castle Huckabee
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AWarmBody posted:What exactly is this telling me to do? It's for when your baby finds and chokes on all the hazardously small religious artifacts you leave about because you're a jesus groupie.
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Sep 17, 2015 02:40
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can I post some sex ed handouts from a philippine high school in this thread
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Blazing Ownager posted:Yet another good case for NON-RELIGIOUS home schooling: this post is exactly the level of critical thinking I would expect from somebody who was homeschooled
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Argue posted:can I post some sex ed handouts from a philippine high school in this thread I want to see them
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Argue posted:can I post some sex ed handouts from a philippine high school in this thread  I'm kind of sad the op's books skirted the issue. I'm curious what dumb things the writer would have said if even saying sex wasn't taboo.
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I'm sorry that page 1 is so small but the rest are a good size    My personal highlight is page 2, items 8 and 9 on the gender differences list
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I desire to be conquered these are amazing, Actually the sex talk itself about to do it or not was pretty straight forward "feels good man"
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Can someone put that brown haired Goofus's words in this picture please.
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