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Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf
Typical NEET, can't hold a job. Even if that job is just translating a single panel of a web comic a day and making up ways to spell obscure sound effects.

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Leave OP alone, he's on smoko.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

drat NEETS want all their life to be a smoko.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I hope the NEET ends up choose Hitler.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Thanks for the update, OP. Looking forward to the next one, as always.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



Hitler

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf
No, he's going to decide to kill Hitler, and then the rest of the comic will be about building a time machine.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Zoe posted:

No, he's going to decide to kill Hitler, and then the rest of the comic will be about building a time machine.

Why would a Japanese person want to kill Hitler?

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Why would a Japanese person want to kill Hitler?

They probably wouldn't get nuked, for one.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Grevling posted:

I hope the NEET ends up choose Hitler.

Would they even allow a Japanese guy into the Republican party though?

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


We're finally getting somewhere...! ...Apparently...

Zane
Nov 14, 2007
some very compelling logic

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



this is actually a pretty trenchant description about how isolation and depression, especially the "I don't give a gently caress anymore" brand, can lead a dude like this into Elliot Rogers/Tim McVeigh style martyr behavior

can't wait to see how he fucks his life up worse ~

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Zane posted:

some very compelling logic

10% is basically 0% if you think about it

The funny thing is if he’s planning to be a infamous murderer, then he would have to be caught otherwise nobody will actually know it was him

100 degrees Calcium
Jan 23, 2011



I love that this guy has done so little with his life that his most recent series of wikipedia searches is one of his most noteworthy character traits.

TalkLittle
Jun 23, 2004

He needs to take revenge on those soy sauce fuckers for offending his honor. Take out their top brass and leave behind sauce packets as his calling card.

This is a good thing, thanks OP.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Holy poo poo he loving did it

BBC News - Van ploughs into Tokyo pedestrians headed for New Year's prayers
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-46726401

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
And he failed to murder anyone - True Blue NEET!

PancakeTransmission
May 27, 2007

You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...


Plaster Town Cop
But isn't Japan's high conviction rate due to lovely police holding people until they get a confession, whether or not they did it?
So as long as he's not a suspect, it's even more likely he'll get away!

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Nice keyboard skills you dumb rear end NEET

DropsySufferer
Nov 9, 2008

Impractical practicality
His one “crime” will end up being piracy. When he finds in the course of his search that he can watch his favorite anime for free.

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf
What does glancing sound like?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Zoe posted:

What does glancing sound like?

Usually it's a wet squick sound but when the Japanese do it it's like the sound of Hanzo steel sliding from a carefully hidden sheath. They're much better people than the rest of us, you know.

Automatonic Water
Jul 8, 2012

dig thru the ditches
and burn thru the witches
and slam in the back of my.........
.........DRAGULA


Yams Fan
Jesus christ I keep coming back thinking something will HAPPEN in this comic

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
patience bithc

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


What a doofus.

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!

*furiously downloads Napster*

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
the daily life of a certain FYAD

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Can you imagine waiting three days for that?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Post more Neet bitch

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Post more Neet bitch

im not late yet bitch

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Narrator voice: If it was unsolved, how do you know the killer was unrelated, genius?

Mr. Steak fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Jan 3, 2019

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

onsetOutsider posted:

im not late yet bitch

onsetOutsider posted:


Narrator voice: If it was unsolved, how do you know the killer was unrelated, genius?

Yessssss

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

I feel like this is really going nowhere, in circles, very very slowly. maybe you should skip ahead?

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

I feel like this is really going nowhere, in circles, very very slowly.

I feel like that was either the author's intention or else you're a big fat impatient gaijin missing the nuance of this story unfolding like a delicate origami flower.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Speaking of narrators the one in the comic has been awfully quiet since dude starting planning to murder someone. I wonder if maybe the narrator is Satan instead of God.

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!
Y’all voted incorrectly for crime the gently caress you think was going to happen, an immediate crime spree?

If anything it’s going to go on for 80 pages of him planning a crime he’ll never actually do cause the whole conceit is the dude has no follow through on anything.

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Archives
Nov 23, 2008

trash person posted:

Y’all voted incorrectly for crime the gently caress you think was going to happen, an immediate crime spree?

If anything it’s going to go on for 80 pages of him planning a crime he’ll never actually do cause the whole conceit is the dude has no follow through on anything.

If crime is this boring id hate to see what the regular job arc is like.

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