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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

ChrisBTY posted:

The only good part about this show is the part where we all feel like helpless worthless cogs poo poo into a sadistic broken world and there's nothing any of us can do about it.

:yeah:

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The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



oh they're executing people during undertakers entrance now eh

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Really? We busting out druids for Oldberg?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Blaise330 posted:

Really? We busting out druids for Oldberg?

For the KSA.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
very smart human being Bill Goldberg: hmmmm, i will headbutt this steel with my brain sucked dry from being in a literal desert, so now my brain can rattle freely around my skull

thunk

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I like to imagine they had the 50 man battle royale so they could have druids.

YES FIRE BECAUSE IT NEEDS TO BE HOTTER IN THERE THANKS

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Khashoggi is in all of those coffins

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


In storyline, is Undertaker a djinn?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
So what happened with the Universal Title and Brock, anyway?

Brokenogre
May 22, 2013

Lacey is really good actually

Blaise330 posted:

Really? We busting out druids for Oldberg?

Well they had taker skip mania for this so they had to do something

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves

VJeff posted:

So what happened with the Universal Title and Brock, anyway?

They false advertised a cash in for the 4th straight time

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

VJeff posted:

So what happened with the Universal Title and Brock, anyway?

Brock tried to cash in on a beaten down Seth but Seth managed to get the better of him and prevent a cash in, it was the best segment on the show.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Ishin posted:

They false advertised a cash in for the 4th straight time

lol


Incessant Excess posted:

Brock tried to cash in on a beaten down Seth but Seth managed to get the better of him and prevent a cash in, it was the best segment on the show.

lol

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


instead of the American Badass it's the MAGA Badass

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Ishin posted:

They false advertised a cash in for the 4th straight time

they're low as gently caress on ideas right now

Choom Gangster
Oct 29, 2006

Taker's slow walk in less intimidating saunter and more shuffling waddle these days

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

VJeff posted:

So what happened with the Universal Title and Brock, anyway?

Since this show is equal to or greater than Wrestlemania, that match also curtain jerked and saw Brock get kicked in the nuts by Seth.

He didn’t cash in.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Huntman posted:

instead of the American Badass it's the MAGA Badass

:shobon: :kawaii: o-oh I-I...

Oh wait you mean Undertaker. drat it.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Incessant Excess posted:

Brock tried to cash in on a beaten down Seth but Seth managed to get the better of him and prevent a cash in, it was the best segment on the show.

the fact that this is true is so loving depressing

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

DeepDickPizza posted:

Since this show is equal to or greater than Wrestlemania, that match also curtain jerked and saw Brock get kicked in the nuts by Seth.

He didn’t cash in.

I love how so many of Brock's feuds become about nutshots.

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

Julio Cruz posted:

the fact that this is true is so loving depressing

Don't you worry, the main event is yet to come!

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
This has to be the most money they've spent on an entrance in 2 years. Unless HHH's biker gang charged alot.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Cole straight up sounds like a video game announcer right now.

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

Blaise330 posted:

Unless HHH's biker gang charged alot.

Nattie and Alexa are under contract.

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


the crowd members chanting Goldberg's name better watch out or they'll end up in Taker's coffins.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
They're so red and bloated and sweaty already I can't wait for this to start.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

VJeff posted:

Cole straight up sounds like a video game announcer right now.

You take that back about Greg Proops

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках
If you are still giving this company money in TYOL 2019 you are complicit.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Liquid Communism posted:

If you are still giving this company money in TYOL 2019 you are complicit.

Yeah, if anyone is legit watching this entire thing on the network there is something wrong with you.

Edit: there is also something wrong if you watched the whole thing by stealing but at least you're not giving WWE money.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
is this real

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the submission machine bill goldberg

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

VJeff posted:

Cole straight up sounds like a video game announcer right now.

they just left a ps4 running 2k19 on the announcer desk and put a mic in front of it

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Liquid Communism posted:

If you are still giving this company money in TYOL 2019 you are complicit.

This

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
loving brained himself wwwooooow

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
better stop the match because of the blood

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

ASenileAnimal posted:

they just left a ps4 running 2k19 on the announcer desk and put a mic in front of it

So a better than average Cole performance?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Haha. So did Goldberg just preblade in the locker room?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Goldberg shoulda just squashed Taker

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

VJeff posted:

loving brained himself wwwooooow

He seems a little bit scattered right now, too.

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Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


really dedicated to putting the "blood" in blood money

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