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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

zegermans posted:

jesus that tweet made a lot of people salty (much like the roads at the time) based off the ratio
I thought this was cute
https://twitter.com/O0l1v3r/status/1090527057027698688?s=19

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


Bed Select made Bud Light completely irrelevant

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Flavius Aetass posted:

schnorkles i think you missed this yesterday



awwwww yissss

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

twoday posted:

same except I don't have an interview to go to

If it makes you feel better neither do I*

Until next Tuesday or Wednesday

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


plans for the weekend:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShuXtS2hFTc

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Chuka Umana posted:

I had a dream last night that Alex Jones was trying to prick me with a used needle.

sorry that must have been genuinely terrifying but also lol

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

everything is real bad (good) this morning

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

what is it exactly he's trying to say here?

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
i'm surprised trump hasn't called it globohomo warming

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

well his head does look like the old man in the mountain

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1156944666207621120?s=19

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Admiral Ray posted:

i'm surprised trump hasn't called it globohomo warming

that sounds way too hot

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
???
https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1156944903550754816?s=19

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

I spent the morning doing yard work. What's shakin new thread

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Queen City

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


the buried lede is the actual document the headline references, which is loving amazing

https://int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/1103-rod-schoonover-testimony/9ea6b07179b17035421f/optimized/full.pdf#page=1

seriously read this, read the comments, it's loving infuriating

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

queen city

that's p dec

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

CODChimera posted:

sorry that must have been genuinely terrifying but also lol

He was working at a donut shop since he lost all of his money to the Sandy Hook families and was chasing me around with a needle he used for steroid injections.

I've had two Alex Jones related dreams two nights in a row.

What does this mean?

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
is my subconscious gay for alex jones pls let me know

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Chuka Umana posted:

He was working at a donut shop since he lost all of his money to the Sandy Hook families and was chasing me around with a needle he used for steroid injections.

I've had two Alex Jones related dreams two nights in a row.

What does this mean?

it means you dont have enough chili in your diet

gregday
May 23, 2003


UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
this toilet stuff is the most unsettling thing I've seen in a while.
I thinkn it's the flesh tones

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Natty Boh deserves to be on the positive side of that taste chart. It's definitely better than 50% of the light beers out there.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





still gay

TheWevel
Apr 14, 2002
Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory

elephant octopus

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

UFOTacoMan posted:

this toilet stuff is the most unsettling thing I've seen in a while.
I thinkn it's the flesh tones

for me it's the texture that says "touch me" on a urinal wall

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
zegermans, zegermans


he can do what a zeger cans

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I wish trump would just dissolve Congress

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I had a weird dream last night where I was running around in a hotel doing things? but I was naked and constantly trying to cover up my junk with my hands

It was also during a date and I kept getting spotted by her running around naked but it never came up in conversation

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

UFOTacoMan posted:

this toilet stuff is the most unsettling thing I've seen in a while.
I thinkn it's the flesh tones

its not the toilet teeth?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

euphronius posted:

I wish trump would just dissolve Congress

please don't advocate for trump putting all of congress into a big vat of aqua regia

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

euphronius posted:

I wish trump would just dissolve Congress

"I am the senate!!" *shoots lightning at Ted Cruz*

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



this absolutely checks out as the kind of blather that would make rich dumbasses think you're a brilliant brainy conversationalist at random cocktail parties and such


https://mobile.twitter.com/harrysiegel/status/1156921577432395776

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

mdemone posted:

for me it's the texture that says "touch me" on a urinal wall

i keep thinking of the sound when liquid hits vinyl

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/DarthJeff90/status/1156944095077646343

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
Give us some polls, plane

I want to see biden in single digits

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

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