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Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Lethrom posted:

You said he was the best wrestler in the past 3000 years earlier, now you're saying past 10000 years? Which is it Don?! Keep your fuckin' story straight!

I mean both can be true.

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Vince MechMahon posted:

Where did the extra 7k years come from, Don?!?!?!?

i'm a young earth belt collector believer

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
this is gonna be a shitshow

midge
Mar 15, 2004

World's finest snatch.
Hebner cannot possibly wave his hands enough to compete with Aubrey

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
rich should have jeff's dumb purple belt too

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

getting distracted by Eddie Edwards hair

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Name-dropping Greg Gagne was loving *chef's kiss*

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
"by god the greatest wrestler in 65 million years!"


Somewhere Luchasaurus sheds a tear

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

rikishi

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
"the ayatollah of arrogance" :allears:

i love heel Kenny so much

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Yano does it better, Kenny.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

There is so much noise

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
was the camera man hit?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Aubrey looking fierce

heel turn
Jan 6, 2004

Some boy tried to step to me at the county fair. I said son u clearly have no ideal what creek im from
Okada and Naito were both in that teaser for Slammiversary

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
The impact cameras absolutely cannot keep up with a match of this quality

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Dango Bango posted:

There is so much noise

seriously

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

slammyverse will feature one (1) recently released WWE wrester and it will be MOJO RAWLEY giving a cool aron rex promo

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Aaaaaaaaaa

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Dude what the gently caress

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
mauro has invalidated any contribution matt striker could possibly make on commentary and it is hilarious to listen to in real time

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Putting Aubrey next to other refs is mean.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Mauro is so goddamn good

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
:aaa:

that sequence loving owned

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i wonder how often a wrestler says "im gonna work your neck" and how often, if ever, a wrestler responds "no gently caress that"

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

SEGA rear end Fisting posted:

Mauro is so goddamn good

Seriously went from total bush league to an actual broadcast just by adding him

midge
Mar 15, 2004

World's finest snatch.
"to blow breath into dirt to make life" - what the gently caress is striker talking about?

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

"this match is SHOCKING! like raiden, ice in his veins like SUB ZERO" - matt striker or mauro

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

midge posted:

what the gently caress is striker talking about?

Evergreen

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Dango Bango posted:

Seriously went from total bush league to an actual broadcast just by adding him

mauro for third person on elevation

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
I feel like Mauro and Striker are mostly ignoring each other because they both want to be the storyteller commentator

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



flatluigi posted:

mauro for third person on elevation

Toney, Taz, and Mauro.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

lol tony khan's face

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
can't wait to see Kenny hit that first V-Trigger, we're gonna light the fuse baby

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
mauro comes into a promotion he's never worked before and is calling this match like a total pro. dorklord on RAW still calling century old wrestling moves "OW" and "SCOOP"

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Jesus christ the sound on Kenny's chops.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

cool zoom into don callis' rear end

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
holy gently caress that chop

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Mauro's energy is making this match so much better

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

lol was Khan cheering for Swann right then?

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