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Benny Harvey posted:The worst part is, they're Swedish. I used to wish that ESL people would imitate British rather than American accents. Who has the worst English accent, and why is it Geordies?
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Grevling posted:Kind of cheating to bring up Achy Breaky Heart, even if it were re-released after Billy Ray's daughter made people very briefly remember he existed. DId you play the video? (Don't blame you if you didn't, just seeing the title). That's not the original--that's the "sequel" with special guest appearance by old man Billy, and if anything, revisiting a song that was complete and utter poo poo in 1992 and somehow making it worse for 2014 is part of why it deserves to be listed in the first place.
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Benny Harvey posted:The worst part is, they're Swedish. I used to wish that ESL people would imitate British rather than American accents. Huh. I didn't know they were Swedish. I guess that adds one more turd into the poo poo punch bowl of that song. I never understood it, lyrically, but now I can at least maybe blame the awful lyrics on them not speaking English well. I think.
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Xotl posted:DId you play the video? (Don't blame you if you didn't, just seeing the title). That's not the original--that's the "sequel" with special guest appearance by old man Billy, and if anything, revisiting a song that was complete and utter poo poo in 1992 and somehow making it worse for 2014 is part of why it deserves to be listed in the first place.  Billy Ray Cyrus' version in 1992 was a remake, too.
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if we are talking about entire genres now, trap music is the worst thing the 2010s has brought us. i actually wanted to like it at first and figured once better rappers appeared i'd enjoy it, instead it is just infested with the most untalented mush-mouthed terrible lyricists i have ever heard. the music itself has also not evolved and i can hardly tell one trap song from the other. i'll give it this though: it still is not as bad as post grunge. honestly if a genre does come out that manages to be worse than post grunge we should just make music illegal.
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Huh, so it was. I'm torn between finding out how awful the original was and sparing my mind the pain.
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what good rock bands are there in the 2010s anyway? Queens of the Stone age and Radiohead are the only ones I can think of, and their best albums are pre-2010. Traditional rock is irrelevant and don't say metal, because metal really blows
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hawowanlawow posted:what good rock bands are there in the 2010s anyway? Queens of the Stone age and Radiohead are the only ones I can think of, and their best albums are pre-2010. Traditional rock is irrelevant QotSA’s two albums in the 2010s were both fantastic. Radiohead has been godawful since In Rainbows.
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Moxxis Endowment posted:ugh its def this  again, not even close to "Our Fight Song", that Bruno Mars is a B-tier guilty pleasure R&B song - at worst.
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financially racist posted:if we are talking about entire genres now, trap music is the worst thing the 2010s has brought us. i actually wanted to like it at first and figured once better rappers appeared i'd enjoy it, instead it is just infested with the most untalented mush-mouthed terrible lyricists i have ever heard. the music itself has also not evolved and i can hardly tell one trap song from the other. Trap music makes me think sometimes like rap music’s going through it’s hair metal phase.
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Jan 30, 2018 20:29
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Coldplay, that song of there's that rhymes moon, June, spoon and then moon again for preference
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hawowanlawow posted:what good rock bands are there in the 2010s anyway? Queens of the Stone age and Radiohead are the only ones I can think of, and their best albums are pre-2010. Traditional rock is irrelevant There hasn't been a lot: a few good tracks here and there, but overall it's been pretty meh. Makthaverskan's second album was really good ("Makthaverskan II": try the song "Antabus"), as was the Coathangers' "Nosebleed Weekend" (try "Watch Your Back" or "Make It Right"), but both bands might be a bit punky for people just looking for trad rock. Greta van Fleet has been getting a decent amount of buzz, but to me they're to Led Zeppelin what Airbourne was to AC/DC: a group that knows how to ape the form, but doesn't have the songwriting chops to match. King Gizzard can be good, but they're definitely quantity over quality (though "Gamma Knife" was a hell of a lot of fun: great riff, great bizarro video). I liked the Holograms' second album a lot (Forever), and would recommend it if you like the post-punk side of things ("Blaze on the Hillside", or "Rush"). Xotl fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Jan 30, 2018 |
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sebmojo posted:Coldplay, that song of there's that rhymes moon, June, spoon and then moon again for preference They also have that one where they mention “Achilles and his gold”. Literally the only time Achilles and gold come up together in the Illiad is when he turns down some gold. That one has bugged me every time I heard it.
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my teenage cousins are into mumble rap and oh god is all that absolute poo poo e: this kinda poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Zc8JF0O6c My wife and I were talking about how when we were kids we were way edgy and would never be like our parents, hating on all the new good stuff coming out, but here I am, vehemently hating the music teenagers listen to Careful Drums fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Jan 30, 2018 |
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Jan 30, 2018 22:01
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The most popular rap song in my (mostly white) high school was Nelly's Country Grammar so I'm fine with the grim mumble rap.
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:The most popular rap song in my (mostly white) high school was Nelly's Country Grammar so I'm fine with the grim mumble rap. that reminds me, our class song was going to be 'hey ya' (this was in 06) but then the admins realized it was an ironic song, the lyrics are pretty dark they changed it to green days' 'good riddance' which just has an ironic title, which is apparently ok (its because the black kids picked hey ya and my school was racist as poo poo)
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Jan 30, 2018 22:25
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mumble rap is bad. Yeah let's do a musical style that's all about the lyrics but how about we make the lyrics impossible to understand? This is a good artistic move hawowanlawow posted:what good rock bands are there in the 2010s anyway? Queens of the Stone age and Radiohead are the only ones I can think of, and their best albums are pre-2010. Traditional rock is irrelevant Jack White is still pretty good but he's not a "band" Vlonald Prump fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Jan 30, 2018 |
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Jan 30, 2018 22:26
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A ton of goons listen to argle bargle metal and I listen to Skinny Puppy which is basically mumble rap. It's fine. It's not the end of the world.
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Jan 30, 2018 23:57
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I'm so cool and I'm so groovy...when I go Bom Bom Bom.
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Trap music is just like cloud rap, vaporware, synthwave, dubstep and witch house in that 90 percent of it is self referential riffing that is indistinguishable from anything else in the genre
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Trap music is just like cloud rap, vaporware, synthwave, dubstep and witch house in that 90 percent of it is self referential riffing that is indistinguishable from anything else in the genre Jesus midway through that post I thought you were casting a spell
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Careful Drums posted:that reminds me, our class song was going to be 'hey ya' (this was in 06) but then the admins realized it was an ironic song, the lyrics are pretty dark I graduated in 2009 and our class song was R Kelly's The World's Greatest. This was seven years AFTER his piss tape involving a minor.
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Batterypowered7 posted:Who has the worst English accent, and why is it Geordies? Geordie accent is all right. Birmingham is bad but at least it even has a bit of character about it compared to he south East. Mumble rap is bad. Worse is that loving talk-sing thing they do where it sounds like a poor version of Kesha. Papa Emeritus III posted:Huh. I didn't know they were Swedish. As someone said earlier, music is going the way of Hollywood and pumping out poo poo for the foreign market, hence garbage lyrics. Meaning is irrelevant, as long as people can recognise enough words. There's even groups that are "aimed" at individual markers but they'll still put out bs lyrics in English. It's garbage.
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Class song? We didn't have one of those. Our song for prom was "Heaven" and the techno whatever version had just come out. But no it was the old version. What do they play at prom now? Meghan Trainors Sings the Standards?
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sebmojo posted:Coldplay, that song of there's that rhymes moon, June, spoon and then moon again for preference I liked their first 2 albums a lot, X&Y was take-it-or-leave-it and Viva la Vida was a little better but everything else Coldplay has done has been pretty crap, especially in the last three years where they mainly seem to be content to collaborate on other artists' singles
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Someone put on Death Grips at a party I was at recently and it was a total mood killer. What do people see in that band?
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Can I suggest that perhaps the worst musical thing of the 2010s is not a song but a trope? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN23lFKfpck
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Vlonald Prump posted:Someone put on Death Grips at a party I was at recently and it was a total mood killer. What do people see in that band? I like them, but I can't quite qualify why. It's... interesting? I cannot imagine putting them on at a party lmao
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For rock right now I’m listening to Pop Evil which is good but yes the rock genre has been really spotty this decade.
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Vlonald Prump posted:Someone put on Death Grips at a party I was at recently and it was a total mood killer. What do people see in that band? I think they're like lyrical shitposting and that's why people like them. I personally don't, because if you're going to use your lyrics to shitpost at people, you should at least make it listenable. Screaming over hosed up jungle sounds for the sake of "irony" is terrible. But  at having to listen to that at a party.
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Most of these bad songs posted are bad but none are even in the same universe of bad as the democrat Fight Song, with the possible exception of that Theory of a Dead Man piece of poo poo that is somehow like a worse Nickelback. The one with the screaming cowboys is pretty awful as a song but the screaming cowboys bring it back around to hilarious. Lets Pickle fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Jan 31, 2018 |
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I unironically appreciate people bringing up democrat fight song because sometimes I forget it exists, and it's just layers upon layers of awful, in a whole other league
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Justin Godscock posted:For rock right now I’m listening to Pop Evil which is good but yes the rock genre has been really spotty this decade. Pop Evil is coming to my town soon. I should go, yes?
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Bitey Bunny posted:I think they're like lyrical shitposting and that's why people like them. The guy I suspect put it on is someone I know for a fact to be a goon
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ElectricSheep posted:I liked their first 2 albums a lot, X&Y was take-it-or-leave-it and Viva la Vida was a little better but everything else Coldplay has done has been pretty crap, especially in the last three years where they mainly seem to be content to collaborate on other artists' singles actually the entirety of their musical output sucks
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Carnival of Shrews posted:I'm so cool and I'm so groovy...when I go Bom Bom Bom. gently caress you for reminding me that this existed, jfc
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let's see... the ed sheeran song with eminem where they talk about aborting a child thunder by imagine dragons also believer by imagine dragons something just like this by the chainsmokers. it feels like they found that 'every song by the chainsmokers' video on youtube and leaned hard on it. you may replace something just like this with honest or any other chainsmokers song, really this horrible weird version of zombie by the chainsmokers where the male singer replaces zombie with his name all about that bass look at what you made me do work work work fight song anything by iggy azalea it feels like the past two-three years have been really bad, kind of like the other poster said where we're seeing the most obviously marketed forms of pop music. come on, eminem doing songs with ed sheeran, beyonce and rihanna?
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:The most popular rap song in my (mostly white) high school was Nelly's Country Grammar so I'm fine with the grim mumble rap. Country Grammar is a great song and a new classic and was a watershed album for southern rap so it’s definitely a Good Song but I think it’ll be hard to look back and think a lot of mumble rap is groundbreaking poo poo instead of just a race to the bottom
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:Can I suggest that perhaps the worst musical thing of the 2010s is not a song but a trope? This is bad but imo not as bad as taking mediocre pop songs then making them all "squeaky". I'm going to be noticing the millennial whoop everywhere now aren't i?
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here's a luddite country song I heard at work today for anyone who still doubts that it is the worst genre:quote:Quarter in a payphone the lyrics aren't just dumb, they're actively trying to make the listener dumber I wasn't kidding when I said they're like facebook memes in song form
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