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I feel more like red meat. How about some beef rubber wellington?
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It looks like someone decided to eat a display they bought from Michaels.
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Nov 3, 2021 21:33
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Aardvark! posted:its a playful little dish I've seen this before for coffee. I think it was a vacuum coffee pot you use on the stove.
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Nov 4, 2021 00:55
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food i would follow into battle
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Nov 4, 2021 01:00
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Here's how (not) to do it: https://www.theguardian.com/food/2021/nov/05/park-row-london-w1-restaurant-review-grace-dent London 
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Nov 5, 2021 13:17
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Aardvark! posted:its a playful little dish Its a type of coffee maker. So they make the broth at the table fresh with the aromatics in the top bulb. A heat source is put underneath and it boils the water pushing it into the upper bulb. Super cool.
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Nov 5, 2021 13:34
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Aardvark! posted:the highlighted review for this place called their food "courageous" which is definitely a keyword I'm using moving forward This is beautiful.
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Nov 5, 2021 13:36
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Frazzbo posted:Here's how (not) to do it: https://www.theguardian.com/food/2021/nov/05/park-row-london-w1-restaurant-review-grace-dent for once it is very important to read at least some of the comments
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Nov 5, 2021 13:40
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https://i.imgur.com/j4NV64H.mp4 this is both the menu and the first course if you roll a 1 do not eat the food, you will die. it's very high concept.
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Nov 5, 2021 13:50
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poverty goat posted:https://i.imgur.com/j4NV64H.mp4 PAINT THE drat NUMBERS.
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Nov 5, 2021 14:16
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Thinkin about them critical beans
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Nov 5, 2021 14:33
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uhhhhhhhhh saving throw up
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Nov 5, 2021 14:46
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Why is she squeezing the dice?
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Nov 5, 2021 15:46
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I think you can eat those dice
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Nov 5, 2021 15:49
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technically you can eat any dice
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Nov 5, 2021 16:01
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Empty Sandwich posted:technically you can eat any dice They are eatable but not usually edible
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Nov 5, 2021 17:12
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I don't mind a dip once in awhile, but this is too much.
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Nov 5, 2021 17:25
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olives tristes sur vagues leftover buttered peas a l'anglais  insufficient hummus and the bad part of celery  tiny edible hat and anthropocine artifact  flanken rib shred on outcrop 
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Nov 5, 2021 21:50
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Lol tell me you dont touch your body with that grody rear end towel
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Nov 6, 2021 00:50
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towel is generous looks more like a bath mat. edit: jesus christ the filth is overwhelming i must retire to my chaise lounge.
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Nov 6, 2021 00:58
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Empty Sandwich posted:technically you can eat any dice You can eat deez dice (balls), OH! -ANDREW "DICE (BALLS)" CLAY
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Nov 6, 2021 02:50
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Empty Sandwich posted:tiny edible hat and anthropocine artifact All that trouble of bougie presentation, and then you get a plastic fork 
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Nov 6, 2021 02:58
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You Are A Elf posted:All that trouble of bougie presentation, and then you get a plastic fork the only thing as popular as ostentatious displays of conspicuous consumption is destitution cosplay
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Nov 6, 2021 03:24
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The Bloop posted:the only thing as popular as ostentatious displays of conspicuous consumption is destitution cosplay I mean, it’s not even a decent plastic fork, what with the warped tangs and such.
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Nov 6, 2021 03:42
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You guys know that fork is made from a bull semen emulsion that's been made solid with a nitrogen bath, right? I mean you loving understand that with your little brains, right?
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Nov 6, 2021 04:04
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You Are A Elf posted:All that trouble of bougie presentation, and then you get a plastic fork those forks were foraged in the same ditch as the rocks and moss, etc. it's the theme that ties the whole menu together
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Nov 6, 2021 13:37
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idgi are you supposed to suck the marrow and/or gnaw the meagre scraps of meat from those bits of bone or what
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Nov 6, 2021 14:25
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Empty Sandwich posted:olives tristes sur vagues OK these plates are just outright ugly and make the food look gross.
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Nov 6, 2021 14:29
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guys thats a joke post
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Nov 6, 2021 14:37
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They are clearly from a goon lair and that's the same unlaundered towel theyve been using after their weekly shower for 3 months.
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Nov 6, 2021 15:17
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Artichoke hearts are pretty classy though 
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Nov 6, 2021 15:18
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poverty goat posted:those forks were foraged in the same ditch as the rocks and moss, etc. it's the theme that ties the whole menu together The theme underlies the story the cook is telling, right? And the meager olives are an oily, salty metaphor.
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Nov 6, 2021 15:21
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the most puzzling part of this to me is that the towel is freshly laundered I assume it's something y'all have never seen before
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Nov 6, 2021 15:31
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Poohs Packin posted:Artichoke hearts are pretty classy though Honestly I will eat the jarred ones straight outta the can I have no shame in this regard
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Nov 6, 2021 15:39
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lol enjoy your wendy's i guess ill be supping the finest diarrhea from a hubcap.
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Nov 6, 2021 17:14
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Empty Sandwich posted:olives tristes sur vagues this all looks like something a rhino shat
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Nov 6, 2021 20:27
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The guy who made the first dedicated olive plate obviously didn't believe in himself
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Nov 6, 2021 20:29
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Big Beef City posted:guys thats a joke post If you had the right name, you could sell them to rich people for ₤50 a pop.
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Nov 6, 2021 20:31
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Or to quote a wise man, "could take crap, wrap it in tin foil with some fish hooks and sell it to the Queen as earrings."
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Das Boo posted:If you had the right name, you could sell them to rich people for ₤50 a pop. change it to a dollar sign and remove the food from those things and that's straight-up what I'm doing 
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