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GRECOROMANGRABASS
May 14, 2020

Who What Now posted:

That's not how it happened in the historical documentary Troy starting Brad Pitt and Elijah Wood, but naked wrestling is also acceptable

History is chock full of grab assin' y'all.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

FilthyImp posted:

I agree.

Now we turn to the post-game roundup. There were balls, many thrown, and many sacks. Injuries seemed to be important, for some reason. Chest, do you feel that the Bengals should have thrown more touchdowns?

Oh yes, absolutely, more touchdowns, better touchdowns, just...overall an increase of the points.

Great points, chett.

now here's Samantha with the weather

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

GRECOROMANGRABASS posted:

History is chock full of grab assin' y'all.
It is, of course, well known that the first sword was developed after ancient War Orgies left whole fields depleted of valuable lubegrass.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!
I wouldn't say I'm a Lions fan even though I live in metro Detroit, I'm happy for Stafford.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

FilthyImp posted:

It is, of course, well known that the first sword was developed after ancient War Orgies left whole fields depleted of valuable lubegrass.

:hmmyes:

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Almost, Bengals!

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Oh. This city will be insufferable this next week.

Hopefully everyone gets blotto and the traffic will at least be light.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I really miss the Lombardi trophy shaped confetti from super bowl 50 that looked like it was raining dicks

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Wifi Toilet posted:

NFL reminded the refs that there are more people in LA that could buy jerseys than in Cinci.

Pretty ridiculous to alter how you call a game in the last 2 mins but :capitalism:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Zeluth posted:

Almost, Bengals!

you'll get em next time buddy

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Alucard posted:

I really miss the Lombardi trophy shaped confetti from super bowl 50 that looked like it was raining dicks

Head Bee Guy
Jun 12, 2011

Retarded for Busting
Grimey Drawer
is it the cool zone yet

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Head Bee Guy posted:

is it the cool zone yet

it's GBS, so, never

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!
i guess i don't hate that joe burrow lost but i am kind of disappointed that the last football game i get until september was a big wet fart

zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather


Stalizard posted:

i guess i don't hate that joe burrow lost but i am kind of disappointed that the last football game i get until september was a big wet fart

Here's a tip OP, never watch football again

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I love u Matt Stafford :unsmith:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

zenguitarman posted:

Here's a tip OP, never watch football again

what the gently caress else am I supposed to do on sunday?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I love u Matt Stafford :unsmith:

With that big dumb inbred head there's just extra chromosomes to love

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SilvergunSuperman posted:

With that big dumb inbred head there's just extra chromosomes to love

he's not inbred, that's just the HGH

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

ErrorInvalidUser
Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
after superbowl orgy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifoy6_nARUc

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Crypto and electric cars. 2022 baby!!!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

that was just music, and not even a video

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Gravitee posted:

I wouldn't say I'm a Lions fan even though I live in metro Detroit, I'm happy for Stafford.

Nobody in Michigan likes the Lions. We tolerate them at best.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Who What Now posted:

Nobody in Michigan likes the Lions. We tolerate them at best.

an elephant would say that

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!

zenguitarman posted:

Here's a tip OP, never watch football again

lol i'm a raiders fan i'm gonna be bashing my head against this wall for the rest of my life

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


What if we could mine crypto with our all electric cars?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

What if we could mine crypto with our all electric cars?

Calm down, Elon

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
the superbowl halftime show should always be the richest man in america getting executed and then joan baez sings a song (preferably mmmmbop)

it would be entertaining for the whole year. picture elon musk trying to be third or second richest in the nation but not first, being the richest at years end, locked up for january (stream this) and then getting stoned by high school aged volunteers while joan baez sings mmmmbop

superglue sunday

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

kntfkr posted:

the superbowl halftime show should always be the richest man in america getting executed and then joan baez sings a song (preferably mmmmbop)

it would be entertaining for the whole year. picture elon musk trying to be third or second richest in the nation but not first, being the richest at years end, locked up for january (stream this) and then getting stoned by high school aged volunteers while joan baez sings mmmmbop

superglue sunday

I like the cut of your jib

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Stalizard posted:

lol i'm a raiders fan i'm gonna be bashing my head against this wall for the rest of my life

if they make a movie about the raiders they would def cast jonah hill as your new coach, so that is pretty cool at least

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

if they make a movie about the raiders they would def cast jonah hill as your new coach, so that is pretty cool at least

I do not like the direction this Indiana Jones remake is going

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
LARP

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

you ok, man? need me to pat you on the back?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

My favorite part of the game was when the referees decided to not really throw many flags for the first 57 minutes and 30 seconds then were like "By George! We haven't been on camera enough, we must throw flags on every other play" for the last 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The refs wanted to be able to leave LA in one piece and with full pockets.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Chief McHeath posted:

My favorite part of the game was when the referees decided to not really throw many flags for the first 57 minutes and 30 seconds then were like "By George! We haven't been on camera enough, we must throw flags on every other play" for the last 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

As a fan of neither team, those were legitimate calls in any NFL game.

Yes. They missed the facemask that gave the Bengals a TD to open the second half. You can argue the first DPI against the Bengals at the end was a make up call as a result.

You'd be stupid as hell to do it, but ok.

The rest were still legit.

Crummy and bad timing, but just sour grapes to argue otherwise. poo poo happens.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

The NFL is scripted

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Peggy Edson posted:

The NFL is scripted

So are tv shows and video games.

Doesn't stop people from talking about them much does it?

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I'm glad the game went exactly as it always does - dubious rule enforcement and no use of technology to help enforce the rules.

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