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JetSetGo
Jan 1, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Fashionable Jorts posted:

All but like 2 of the people I've dated/hosed have been via okcupid.

Maybe I am the supreme weirdo?

I just figured cause I'm a goon I'm a natural wierdo but I'm sure you're a fine upstanding citizen.

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Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Elentor posted:

No I just quietly moved away but he didn't flirt or want to gently caress he just wanted to talk about crypto to someone and how game NFTs are ruining the integrity of it with pump and dumps.

drat you must have not seen his apple watch background of his bored yacht club ape NFT.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Since this thread is still trucking along, I'm going to assume it became a thread for goons to hook up with each other.

JetSetGo
Jan 1, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Yaldabaoth posted:

Since this thread is still trucking along, I'm going to assume it became a thread for goons to hook up with each other.

My name is Buck. I'm here to gently caress.

*Just kidding I'm incredibly emotionally vulnerable don't hurt me*

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Let’s all hug and kiss each other

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
A goonpile

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
It's like a furpile, except less dignified, somehow

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Heath posted:

It's like a furpile, except less dignified, somehow

Of all the acts of inhumanity that could have opened a portal to Hell, it was this.

Big Scary Owl
Oct 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
Time for a goon-made dating app

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Big Scary Owl posted:

Time for a goon-made dating app

the forums already exist.

JetSetGo
Jan 1, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Big Scary Owl posted:

Time for a goon-made dating app

Call it Sewr cause all tech start-ups now require only four letters.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Big Scary Owl posted:

Time for a goon-made dating app

i think it should be some kind of social media site, not just another swipe app

maybe more of a discussion board with user defined topics, and the goons can send each other private messages if they feel good vibes

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



i wonder how many goons have hooked up with each other via the forums (not including goonmeets)

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Fashionable Jorts posted:

i wonder how many goons have hooked up with each other via the forums (not including goonmeets)

i'm doing it right now!!!

no i won't say who, and also you wouldn't know them because they post in a different subforum.

JetSetGo
Jan 1, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Bad Purchase posted:

i'm doing it right now!!!

no i won't say who, and also you wouldn't know them because they post in a different subforum.

L'Chaim

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fashionable Jorts posted:

i wonder how many goons have hooked up with each other via the forums (not including goonmeets)

Can you expand the definition, does it include forums-related IRC, Discord, etc, or just forum PMs

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
I'm dating a super hot goonette but she only posts in the Canada Politics thread in D&D so you can't see her.

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life


Bad Purchase posted:

i think it should be some kind of social media site, not just another swipe app

maybe more of a discussion board with user defined topics, and the goons can send each other private messages if they feel good vibes

Wasnt this what the awful yearbook was supposed to be?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

im single and ready to clingle

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Elentor posted:

Can you expand the definition, does it include forums-related IRC, Discord, etc, or just forum PMs

just forums dot somethingawful dot com

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



because I am plenty aware of what happens in discords and am plenty guilty of much of it

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Dickscord

Strumpie
Dec 9, 2012
you're all having sex with each other on discord?

why didn't anyone tell me...

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fashionable Jorts posted:

just forums dot somethingawful dot com

I'm hoping it's like 0, I'm not even sure how that could happen.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

The Butcher posted:

One of the birds near me has something hosed up with it, and instead of a pretty I'M HOT AND WANT TO gently caress call like the other competitors, its call sounds like an old lifetime smoker who drinks too much.

I'm sorry buddy, you're gonna be a bird incel. No bird ladies are going to bite on that one. Much higher value chad birds around.

Bird Tom Waits is just doin his thing

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Elentor posted:

I'm hoping it's like 0, I'm not even sure how that could happen.

No way it's zero. Sex happened at GoonCon.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

1/4 length white socks, new balances, and khaki cargo shorts also made a very strong appearance.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Fashionable Jorts posted:

You'd pick up more chicks if you realize you are indeed capable of picking up chicks. Or dudes, or whatever you're into.
:hmmyes:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





you can tell from the carpet, that is a bonafide convention center, not some fly by night shindig

i am impressed

wish i could get one of those classic convention hall carpets for my living room

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Poohs Packin posted:

No way it's zero. Sex happened at GoonCon.

Fashionable Jorts posted:

i wonder how many goons have hooked up with each other via the forums (not including goonmeets)

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Sounds like a good Poll thread idea Elentor

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Sentinel posted:

Wasnt this what the awful yearbook was supposed to be?

Whichever mod creeped on every single female goon sure hoped it would be.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Sentinel posted:

Wasnt this what the awful yearbook was supposed to be?

this is basically what facebook was supposed to be

Goons were just ahead of the curve

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Strumpie posted:

you're all having sex with each other on discord?

why didn't anyone tell me...

warning: this only works for trans people

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!
There was a “Goon Love is the best love” thread years and years ago. I believe it ended due to the other kind of SA.

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life


That was the famous Two Worlds incident that led to a moratorium on goon date threads.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Sentinel posted:

That was the famous Two Worlds incident that led to a moratorium on goon date threads.

The long writeup some goon made on exactly how insane that guy was is always entertaining.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



One More Fat Nerd posted:

The long writeup some goon made on exactly how insane that guy was is always entertaining.

how dare you type these words and not link it

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
Where's that sadsack poster I need him to give me a good star for not talking to the sports bra lady at the gym

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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Fashionable Jorts posted:

how dare you type these words and not link it

I am also hoping someone will link it or quote it...

:negative:

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