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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Shifty Pony posted:

google self driving boat.

plays ukulele music nonstop and is unable to determine the difference between a wave and a buoy.

or between a hooker and a murderer

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Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Shifty Pony posted:

google self driving boat.

plays ukulele music nonstop and is unable to determine the difference between a wave and a buoy.

hardly the first time theyve messed up a wave

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




and then watch as employees swarm for the scraps, cheering up even the most glum of earnings reports

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

they had a large barge with a radio antenna tower on it that would charge up and discharge

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

PleasureKevin posted:

they had a large barge with a radio antenna tower on it that would charge up and discharge

i open up my google wallet / and it's full of blood

theadder
Dec 30, 2011



lol

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

gross

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




materialol

Soldier of Fortran
May 2, 2009

it's easy to miss in the sea of piss that android is, but google porting material design to ios really makes it obvious how loving ugly that poo poo is

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Soldier of Fortran posted:

it's easy to miss in the sea of piss that android is, but google porting material design to ios really makes it obvious how loving ugly that poo poo is

yeah ios is ugly as hell

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

Nintendo Kid posted:

yeah ios is ugly as hell

Soldier of Fortran
May 2, 2009

Nintendo Kid posted:

yeah ios is ugly as hell
:supaburn:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Nintendo Kid posted:

yeah ios is ugly as hell

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Nintendo Kid posted:

yeah ios is ugly as hell

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
post a prettier operating system then

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug


?

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

newreply.php posted:

post a prettier operating system then

android, windows 7, windows ce 2.11, the commodore 64 version of geos

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

nothing will top windows xp rainy day theme

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

i think windows 2000 is v pretty

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
the "mallard" decoy theme for Windows XP previews was also pretty sweet:
http://www.intelliadmin.com/index.php/2007/04/forgotten-windows-xp-theme-watercolor/

there's a couple of programs that still use a modification of it in their design iirc, its p neat and i wish it had been included in final xp

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Nintendo Kid posted:

android, windows 7, windows ce 2.11, the commodore 64 version of geos

you needed to set that joke up a bit better for it to be funny

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

newreply.php posted:

you needed to set that joke up a bit better for it to be funny

I am not joking.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
... yikes

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
ios looks like poo poo, m8

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
this just appeared in my mailbox

quote:

Subject: Thanks for your interest in Google

Hi [my full name],

Thanks for your interest in a role at Google! We received your application and will be in touch soon about next steps.

Thanks,

Google Staffing

I didn't apply for a job at Google.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



The Management posted:

this just appeared in my mailbox


I didn't apply for a job at Google.

their metadata analysis is really good at predictive marketing

brap
Aug 23, 2004

Grimey Drawer

yep

the ui is poo poo from a "what does this symbol mean, how do I do anything" point of view as well

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



The Management posted:

this just appeared in my mailbox


I didn't apply for a job at Google.

enjoy your new job!

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

poty posted:

wow thats a good book cover

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

iOS is pretty good looking, for a computer

theadder
Dec 30, 2011



lol

crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012

Captain Foo posted:

or between a hooker and a murderer

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
is the google photos app icon on android still a pinwheel? i remember getting really mad about not being able to find my photo gallery

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Plank Walker posted:

is the google photos app icon on android still a pinwheel? i remember getting really mad about not being able to find my photo gallery

thats an os x beachball, dumbass, get a new computer

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
the beachball means ur computer is dead and needs reboot

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

BONGHITZ posted:

iOS is pretty good looking, for a computer
white stripes really got nerdy

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003


did one of their engineers slap this together in a dew-fueld haze

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here

duTrieux. posted:

a dew-fueld haze

mods!

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Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

is it just me or does the typography on the 'g' get worse every year

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