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Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Charles Bukowski posted:

I made some more 'burgs.



Goon shaming is the worst. Nice burgers bro.

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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice


This was a good burg

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?
Also your singlet is filthy as gently caress and there is rubbish and dirty dishes strewn all over your floor.

People eat with their eyes and my eyes tell me not to eat that burger because of the environment it was made in. This is burger abuse

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Big Willy Style posted:

Also your singlet is filthy as gently caress and there is rubbish and dirty dishes strewn all over your floor.

People eat with their eyes and my eyes tell me not to eat that burger because of the environment it was made in. This is burger abuse

wow thought i was in Goons With Spoons didnt realize I was in Judges with Spoons.... :jerkbag:

Moey
Oct 22, 2010

I LIKE TO MOVE IT
I had the bar make me a burger. Ended up getting it two days in a row. It was great.

Burger with bacon mac and cheese and a fried egg. poo poo quality picture.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Nooner posted:

wow thought i was in Goons With Spoons didnt realize I was in Judges with Spoons.... :jerkbag:

we're not in gws

this is something offal

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Nooner posted:

wow thought i was in Goons With Spoons didnt realize I was in Judges with Spoons.... :jerkbag:

To be fair this is a gbs thread.

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

Moey posted:

I had the bar make me a burger. Ended up getting it two days in a row. It was great.

Burger with bacon mac and cheese and a fried egg. poo poo quality picture.



Would devour that burger. Also the fries look most excellent.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Big Willy Style posted:

Also your singlet is filthy as gently caress and there is rubbish and dirty dishes strewn all over your floor.

People eat with their eyes and my eyes tell me not to eat that burger because of the environment it was made in. This is burger abuse

What's with the tupperware olive oil and spoon

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?

ElGroucho posted:

What's with the tupperware olive oil and spoon

dont pretend you dont know. you stare into the abyss and you just know.

denzelcurrypower
Jan 28, 2011


Smash burg with mozzarella and bacon.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Big Willy Style posted:

Also your singlet is filthy as gently caress and there is rubbish and dirty dishes strewn all over your floor.

People eat with their eyes and my eyes tell me not to eat that burger because of the environment it was made in. This is burger abuse

Its not dirty actually, its just permanently stained. I guess I washed it with something that leaked dye. The dishes are whatever. I didn't cook in my dirty dish room Miss Priss.

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



MoosetheMooche posted:



Smash burg with mozzarella and bacon.

its perfect

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
gently caress this is the absolute worst thread to read when youre hungry

an skeleton
Apr 23, 2012

scowls @ u
burgers are one of the raisins I cannot commit to being a vegetarian.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
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an skeleton posted:

burgers are one of the raisins I cannot commit to being a vegetarian.

rice and lentil patties are a p good substitute

an skeleton
Apr 23, 2012

scowls @ u

Fetus Tree posted:

rice and lentil patties are a p good substitute

I like most veg burgers. I really like meat substitutes in general, there are some excellent ones that simulate or even beat meat in taste/texture (I'm looking at you, Field Roast sausages). But there is nothing quite like a nice high quality meat-burger.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

BEEF

Moey
Oct 22, 2010

I LIKE TO MOVE IT
I did it again tonight. Added two strips of bacon.



Edit: Only took 4 edits to get the timg tag working.

Moey fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Jun 18, 2015

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Moey posted:

I did it again tonight. Added two strips of bacon.



Edit: Only took 4 edits to get the timg tag working.

Aaaaaaaaaand I'm spent.


loving amazing.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



an skeleton posted:

I like most veg burgers. I really like meat substitutes in general, there are some excellent ones that simulate or even beat meat in taste/texture (I'm looking at you, Field Roast sausages). But there is nothing quite like a nice high quality meat-burger.

Lol bet you're an expert on beating meat

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

MoosetheMooche posted:



Smash burg with mozzarella and bacon.

That CRUST. :hellyeah:

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
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I like burgers the opposite of crusty, not gonna lie :3:

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?
Both are good if done right.

kloa
Feb 14, 2007


Fetus Tree posted:

I like burgers the opposite of crusty, not gonna lie :3:

Raw? :black101:

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Pretty much dawg

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Raw doggin it.

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010

I dunno, I'm not really into the whole rare or crusty burgers thing, I like my burgers just right.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Jehde posted:

I dunno, I'm not really into the whole rare or crusty burgers thing, I like my burgers just right.

ok goldilocks and the three burgs

denzelcurrypower
Jan 28, 2011
The ideal for me would be thin and crusty but still medium inside. It's pretty hard to do properly. I admit in my own attempts I just use grocery store ground beef so I usually end up cooking it medium well to get a nice crust while avoiding both smoking up my entire house and/or getting food poisoning. However, I have two favorite burgers in my city: one cooks it crispy outside medium inside smash burg, while the other is a thick burger, cooked medium rare with a steak like flavor but a little less crispy than I'd hope for. Both grind their own beef. The medium rare joint buys full size cattle to butcher from, meaning your burger comes from a single cow. Not sure how common that is, I imagine in more rural towns it is to be expected but here in the big city it is a pleasant rarity.

e: if its not either rare or crusty it aint a good burg

PS: How worth it is it to buy ground beef from the butcher for making homemade hamburgers? The price is quite a bit higher than grocery store stuff.

denzelcurrypower fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Jun 19, 2015

kloa
Feb 14, 2007


Wats the price? I've never spent more than $6/lb from a grocery store, so I'm curious what a better ground chuck goes for.

an skeleton
Apr 23, 2012

scowls @ u

social vegan posted:

Lol bet you're an expert on beating meat

hahah i meant like uhhhh nevermind

butros
Aug 2, 2007

I believe the signs of the reptile master


http://i.imgur.com/nDH6dri.gif

butros fucked around with this message at 12:23 on Jun 19, 2015

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

that would be super incredibly awesome if tater tots weren't gross and if maple syrup belonged anywhere near a burger.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
lol boohoo french fries are gross wahhh

butros
Aug 2, 2007

I believe the signs of the reptile master


And yet somehow furgers are a-ok.

rj54x
Sep 16, 2007

Totally ok with waffle tots, but agree that syrup has no place on a burg. Replace that with some aioli and mustard and game on.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Actual maple syrup sounds good on a burg to me, no reason to have itty bitty baby palettes

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Fetus Tree posted:

Actual maple syrup sounds good on a burg to me, no reason to have itty bitty baby palettes

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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Fetus Tree posted:

Actual maple syrup sounds good on a burg to me, no reason to have itty bitty baby palettes


nothing more sophisticated than syrup on a burger

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