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And then some meddling kids showed up and proved that the ghost was Dr. Briskey all along.
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Ghosts are attracted to places that: feces
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I'm curious what these people think om is. Or why it would scare off horse ghosts.
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hyperhazard posted:I'm curious what these people think om is. Or why it would scare off horse ghosts. Apparently it "protects your barn's legitimate inhabitants." http://www.barnshield.com Yeah I don't know what the gently caress either.
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Apparently this whole time horses weren't just retarded, skittish prey animals but we're actually just haunted.
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Lady Naga posted:Depends on the website I guess. It was rampant on FF.net but AO3 seems...uh...not professional but y'know. They take pride in their West Wing smutfics. Post some of your fanfiction
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Who What Now posted:Apparently this whole time horses weren't just retarded, skittish prey animals but we're actually just haunted. TRUE! -- nervous -- very, very dreadfully nervous the farmer had been and still was; but why will you say that he is mad? The disease had sharpened his senses -- not destroyed -- not dulled them. Above all was the sense of hearing acute. He heard all things in the heaven and in the earth. He heard many things in hell. How, then, was he mad? Hearken! He hears the faint, ghostly "neiiigghhh" echoing from the barn. 
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Feb 1, 2016 21:41
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Aw gently caress, it's the NeighNeighNeigh.
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Scathach posted:Apparently it "protects your barn's legitimate inhabitants." The person writing this seemed to forget they were talking about ghosts near the end, started talking about hobos, and then caps it off with a picture of a hobo in a barn. Now I'm not sure which of these things the barnshield is keeping out
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Aw darn. I was really hoping to get rid of my Satan horse  *sigh* Well hail Satan again, I guess.  To be fair the Seattle area Craigslist is full of total nutjobs.
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If you surprise a horse ghost does it still break its leg?
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Krispy Kareem posted:If you surprise a horse ghost does it still break its leg? Neigh
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Regalingualius posted:Aw gently caress, it's the NeighNeighNeigh. Good joke.
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Mouse Dresser posted:TRUE! -- nervous -- very, very dreadfully nervous the farmer had been and still was; but why will you say that he is mad? The disease had sharpened his senses -- not destroyed -- not dulled them. Above all was the sense of hearing acute. He heard all things in the heaven and in the earth. He heard many things in hell. How, then, was he mad? Hearken! He hears the faint, ghostly "neiiigghhh" echoing from the barn. That horse isn't a ghost, it's just racist.
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Tardcore posted:That horse isn't a ghost, it's just racist. Most horses are huge racists. Except for Shetland Ponies, they love everyone!   Back to ISoM: These are just a small collection of what I have seen on my Mother-in-Law's Facebook in the past months.   
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Make your own! First use Ritz Crackers, known to be totally free of anything that is unpronounceable and scary. Then add shortening, definitely a health food for the health conscious person. This recipe is starting out great.
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Is there anyone taking the other side on that one? I mean I don't think anyone is out there talking up the health benefits of Girl Scout cookies. It's a loving cookie, of course it's bad for you.
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I doubt it's as poisonous as the meme is suggesting, though. They're FDA compliant, aren't they?
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- Sugar beets are used for sugar in different foods. - The "loophole" is that they use Palm Oil, which is naturally solid at room temperature, like butter and shortening. What's "heart-wrecking" about it is that the harvest of it destroys wildlife and tropical forests, but it's not hydrogenated. - Are they made with sugar beets or HFCS? HFCS has contributed to diabetes only by making sweet things more prevalent and cheaper in our diets. - Flour, by the nature of it not being entire grains of wheat, is a processed food. "Heavily processed flour" is repetitive. - I don't even know how "GMO bacteria" make vitamins but then again none of these ingredients make sense. - Allergic reactions? Thank god no one ever has allergic reactions to natural things like peanuts, eggs or pollen.
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SpacePig posted:I doubt it's as poisonous as the meme is suggesting, though. They're FDA compliant, aren't they? Liberals have infested everything with their pathetic sickness. Is the issue really about being gay or not being gay; but about government control over the youth of America? I wanted to be a boy scout. My brother was a boy scout and he had these awesome car races where he had to build a car and weigh it correctly on the bottom so that it would go faster. I was put into girl scouts and it sucked. I hated it. Once a week I had to hang out with a bunch of passive bitches who made fun of my attempt at arts and crafts. I was a tomboy and always wanted to play with the boys at recess (mostly because they played kickball and soccer) But realistically I knew that boys were boys and girls are girls and never demanded to be a part of something I shouldn’t be. Just as I never thought I would see the day when a group WOULD force their ideals and lifestyles on others. The Gay Community says that combining “straight” boys and “gay” boys will make the organization stronger. Stronger for what? Will there one day be a time when gender will be a thing of the past and all people will be treated as non-gendered people? Will the roles of both men and women become that indistinguishable? Will America continue the pathway of appeasing the few (gays and blacks) in lieu of the masses? Will America one day become a totally socialist nation? It’s truly a list of things to think about. My question is: When are we going to start fighting back?
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Liberals have infested everything with their pathetic sickness. Is the issue really about being gay or not being gay; but about government control over the youth of America? "I was shamed and delegitimized as a child for not conforming to stereotypes, gently caress anybody getting a better chance than I did."
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Will there one day be a time when gender will be a thing of the past and all people will be treated as non-gendered people? Will the roles of both men and women become that indistinguishable? Will America continue the pathway of appeasing the few (gays and blacks) in lieu of the masses? Will America one day become a totally socialist nation? We can only hope.
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Will there one day be a time when gender will be a thing of the past and all people will be treated as non-gendered people? Will the roles of both men and women become that indistinguishable? Will America continue the pathway of appeasing the few (gays and blacks) in lieu of the masses? Will America one day become a totally socialist nation? It’s truly a list of things to think about. Sounds great, sign me up.  
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Byzantine posted:We can only hope. what the hell is going on…..I mean what the hell is going on………… how the hell are a few fags, and homos literally changing the landscape…….we use to beat the crap out of these fags….now I have to let one of these faggots take my boy on a camping trip so he can molest him……..why don’t I think so……….. I hate these god drat democrats……..them and their luv of the filthy homosexual lifestyle ……. democrats are dirty….all of them……..I think democrats wish they were fags…..they sure seem to act like them, they’re always fawning over queers every chance they get……….. it’s time to put these filthy homos and dirty democrats in their place……and tell the truth about this bullshit…… it’s time to debunk the lies told by these homos…………..
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Picnic Princess posted:Depression isn't real, good to know. Yeah, this one was hard to not make a rant about in the comments. 
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Fried Watermelon posted:cahzin lets go bowleng I don’t know how to reach you, but they have started it. The U.N. is organizing to help black Americans receive reparations for slavery. Also, I left a post earlier telling everyone about Portland college creating “Whiteness History Month”. It isn’t celebratory, they say on their website, instead, they are going to spend the whole month of April teaching their students how evil and destructive “Whiteness” is. I honestly believe this ” History” month is going to catch on and will be taught at other colleges. They will be teaching Critical Race Theory. Every white person needs to look that up on the Internet to get themselves quickly informed of what this theory teaches, if you don’t already know. They will also teach their students arguments for reparations. We are not just being attacked anymore. We are in an out right war now and we must fight back. If this is how they are going to treat us when we are 65% of the population, how will we be treated when we are 25% of the population? People don’t know the truth about slavery. When we mentioned blacks had slaves, the response was ” It doesn’t count”. Now the truth of blacks had slaves in America, blacks had millions of white slaves they tortured to death, and blacks are responsible for the black slaves being brought to America, is all considered revisionist history. “Roots” in the seventies when it aired on t.v., showed whites coming to Africa and stealing the black people. The truth is blacks sold other blacks to the west. Now they are remaking “Roots”. Do you think they will tell the truth this time? Blacks are already being taught they are completely innocent of everything and whites are completely guilty of everything. How angry will they be then? White people need to organize. We need to educate ourselves about the true history of slavery, the true history of the Muslim death marches, the destruction of Europeans ports and coastal villages wiped out as these whites were taken as slaves, and the fact that many of the whites in North Africa are probably there because they are decendents of white slaves. Educating ourselves is not to minimize what blacks have been through, but to let them know they have no right to view themselves as completely innocent. We could come to peace if everyone was willing to accept their share of the responsibility and learn we must forgive and move on. I was thinking about making a shirt that says “Saying All Lives Matter is Not a Hate Crime” and wearing it to gage the reactions. Actually, we should all wear shirts like this, organize our own protests, whatever we can do to make our voices known, but peacefully. Whatever we decide to do, we need to do it quick. BLM is not going to go away. Black insistence that they don’t commit most of the violent crimes is not going to go away. Black insistence that these white cops are not defending their lives, but have targeted them for extermination is not going to go away. It will all get worse, and so will the black on white violence that the media is ignoring. Blacks have got playing victim down to an art form. We need to stop them before its too late.
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cash crab posted:Ghosts are attracted to places that: feces  Grey Fox posted:Long story short, schmorky's insane fiance is off her meds and posting like there's no tomorrow on every social media platform she can get her hands on. She's convinced Lowtax is a pedophile and his wife is going to murder her. The thread linked above is trying to track all of it while it happens live, but GODDAM there's a lot to look at. gently caress. Poor Lowtax and family.
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