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Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

PetraCore posted:

See, they mean this as a burn, but it really only makes us homos look better by comparison. Good thing straightness isn't actually about the bullshit incels claim it is!

Yeah, getting locked out of the garbage club shouldn't make anybody feel bad.

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Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

The_Franz posted:

Or, she was uncomfortable since there was some weirdo on the elevator who was staring at her as though he was sizing up her skin for a coat. Whenever one of these weirdos posts a picture of themselves they mostly look like any average person, but there is definitely a prevalence of "it puts the lotion on it's skin..." crazy person eyes.

In the last thread someone quoted an incel who said "If I've been staring at you like an axe murderer for the last fifteen minutes that means I like you, so come over and say hi, you Stacey."

I think the only difference between a "come hither" look and an "I'm going to make a coat out of you" look is duration.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


These dorks know as much about Chad as they know about women. Chad isn't threatened by the gay and is comfortable with his own sexuality, whether it's smashing Stacy's puss or just chillin hogs out in the locker room at the gym with his brahs post workout.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Chad probably hangs out with Chadwick regularly and they regale each other with stories of sexual conquest.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Barudak posted:

Chad probably hangs out with Chadwick regularly and they regale each other with stories of sexual conquest.

Please tell me Chadwick is the gay Chad.

Hobologist posted:

In the last thread someone quoted an incel who said "If I've been staring at you like an axe murderer for the last fifteen minutes that means I like you, so come over and say hi, you Stacey."

I think the only difference between a "come hither" look and an "I'm going to make a coat out of you" look is duration.

"Come hither" and "Imma turn you into a suit" are pretty different looks.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

joylessdivision posted:

Please tell me Chadwick is the gay Chad.

He is in my headchadcannon

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
:nws:https://i.imgur.com/kUEUWRM.jpg:nws:

Also I guess I'm not the only one seeing the therapy ads:

https://i.imgur.com/00KNRT2.jpg

edit: whoops yeah should have nws that

Somebody fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Sep 17, 2017

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


^^^might wanna NWS that

my parents boyfriend
Jan 28, 2007

Angel of Piratey Death, Yarrr!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYzFnOOeAtU Incel labor day special.

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth

Croisquessein posted:

Yeah, getting locked out of the garbage club shouldn't make anybody feel bad.

oh no, I have to engage with potential romantic partners without twisting myself into knots in rage over hyper-competitive hierarchies and vast conspiracies!

honestly, it seems like being exempt from the alpha-beta system is a huge plus, even within their own stupid mythos

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest

/r/incel posted:

I went to my stepchad's (stepdad) firm today and got on the elevator during lunch time. There was a young and attractive Middle Eastern femoid who was one of the interns. She was dressed like a typical office slut and it angered me. Femoids want to be taken seriously in the professional world yet they dress like whores.

When I got on, her body language completely changed. She took a step back like I'm a vicious predator and immediately lowered her gaze. She even pulled her skirt down a little (which was shorter than the firm allowed) and flipped her hair. If I was Chad she'd take her clothes off on the spot. She genuinely looked scared and I hadn't even done anything to her apart from existing in her vicinity. Did she think I'd rape her? Why would that scare her anyway? She definitely got hosed unwillingly by a lot of older men to get this internship. Females always decide what is rape and what isn't based on their mood and feelings.

We were both getting off on the 56th floor which was a long way. It probably felt like an eternity to her. Having to breathe the same air particles as an incel must be a tough experience for femoids. What's funny is that she was watching my every move like she expected me to pounce on her. When we made eye contact she stared at me the way you'd stare at a disgusting sea creature or a gory image of dead babies.

When we got closer to our level she stood right in front of the door like she was ready to jump out. As soon as the elevator opened she raced out as if I was chasing her. To onlookers it probably seemed like I had just sexually assaulted her.

By the way, as she was walking away I saw her readjust her skirt again. Gotta make sure Chad has easy access.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

lol not wrong fully but that critic is giant douchebag .


My Linux Rig posted:

:nws::nws:

Also I guess I'm not the only one seeing the therapy ads:



edit: whoops yeah should have nws that

wouldnt he just beat her to death. thats what i have learned from the india thread.

Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Sep 5, 2017

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

I appreciate the effort but I can't imagine these are read in such an even tone.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zzulu posted:

it's actually really creepy how they almost fetishize child relationships

I'm still kind of baffled as to how anyone can think that most people start having sexual relationships at age 12.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Say Nothing posted:

I'm still kind of baffled as to how anyone can think that most people start having sexual relationships at age 12.

someone said this earlier but these guys must have actually believed all the seventh grade boys who were bullshitting about having had sex despite only having a vague idea what a vagina is

my parents boyfriend
Jan 28, 2007

Angel of Piratey Death, Yarrr!
Only handjobs on average at 12, though.. Christ.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

normies praise pedofiles,yet they pedoshame us for wanting 16 year old prime femoids. They elected a pedofile president who is 24(!) years older than his wife. They also praise holywood actors such as george clooney,yet another pedofile who is 17(!) years older than his wife. Another example is Mel Gibson,the ultrapedofile who is 34(!) years older than his gf. Meanwhile most of us here are in our 20's and that means we are only 5-13 years older than the prime 16 year older femoid that we deserve,yet we are getting pedoshamed by normies in the regular just because our looks and status are low.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

When I was 15 there was this girl in my class. Let's call her Susan. Susan wasn't particularly pretty and she was kind of standoffish if I'm honest. However she was nice to me sometimes and I enjoyed that positive attention. Most girls were rude to me. She seemed to tolerate me at least.

One day my parents told me that they would be gone for the weekend and that I could invite Susan over. Looking back on it, it's obvious that they had ulterior motives. They probably hoped that I'd deflower Susan and finally become a man. Too bad that never happened.

When she came over on Saturday I was extremely nervous and behaved awkwardly. I never had a girl over and didn't really know what stuff they're into. She suggested that we watch movies together. She went to the bathroom and I started looking for things to watch.

Being socially inept and highly autistic, I decided it would be a good idea to put on porn. So I put on porn on TV. I didn't really think anything of it. I didn't know that it would be offensive to girls. Susan came back after a few minutes and she looked absolutely horrified once she looked at the screen. She looked like I showed her a montage of her dead parents. She started screaming and yelling at me, telling me that I'm a disgusting pig and that I'm gross and creepy. I certainly didn't expect her to react that way. However I immediately started apologizing and told her that I didn't know that it would offend her. It was too late. She grabbed her things and literally ran out of the house. I apologized dozens of times but it was all useless.

She told all her friends about this incident and the story eventually spread at school. Girls disliked me anyway but now they were really trying their best to avoid me. I was taunted, mocked and had a few more nicknames added to the already long list. I even had to sit down with the principal but fortunately he only gave me a warning.

So, I did have a female friend for a short while but I ruined everything instantly.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
I'm so deep in the loving rabbit hole. I found an Incel forum where people point out flaws in celebrities.

Lookism.net posted:

[Johnny] Depp is a bloated feminine faced squirrel mouthed ethnic manlet

james dean was an ugly blonde twink manlet with recessed infraorbitals and a norwood deeper than the mariana trench

[James] franco is an NCT eyed ratfaced skullcel ethnic jew

[Brad Pitt] Looks like an albino monkey with that bimax and long philtrum

:allears:

NCT is Negative Canthal Tilt of course

Firstborn fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Sep 5, 2017

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest

Lookism.net posted:

I have noticed that people use two different rating systems here and that seems to produce confusion.
There are two systems used to describe someones appearance:


1. IRL rating system = rating system that people in real life(irl) use. It is not harsh and it is made to be politically correct, that way it doesnt discriminate anyone and makes the whole population feel better.

Examples of irl rating system:
reddit/amIugly 14/05/2015 - "oh baby you are not ugly, dont worry bb i give you 8/10.Kiss"
lookism.net 16/09/2016 - "He can slay easily, he is like a 9/10 irl"

2. PSL rating system = rating system developed by people who are more interested and educated in human appearance. It is considered to be politically incorrect and is rejected by society by being untrue and pro-bullying. The name PSL comes from 3 websites that developed and use the rating system: PuaHate(P), *****(S) and Lookism(L).

Examples of PSL rating system:
lookism.net 23/10/2016 - "loving slayer, 7/10 legit PSL imo"
lookism.net 11/04/2016 - " Stfu he has god tier bones. Easy 7/10 psl tbh"

CONCLUSION

PSL rating system is harsher then IRL rating system by 1.25 on average. People should mention which rating system they are using when shitposting on Lookism by saying irl or psl after a rating number(example: 5/10 psl).

It is also accepted in PSL culture that a 10/10 doesnt exist and taking into account that different people see different things differently, a maximum accepted looks rating a person can have is 8/10 PSL which is 10/10 IRL(8*1.25=10).

There are some deviations aswell, as in falling in love with somebody. When you fall in love with somebody that person gets +1 in looks but only in YOUR EYES, he still has the same looks level in other people eyes.

Conversion table

1/10 psl = 1.25/10 irl
2/10 psl = 2.5/10 irl
3/10 psl = 3.75/10 irl
4/10 psl = 5.0/10 irl
5/10 psl = 6.25/10 irl
6/10 psl = 7.5/10 irl
7/10 psl = 8.75/10 irl
8/10 psl = 10/10 irl

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Firstborn posted:

I'm so deep in the loving rabbit hole. I found an Incel forum where people point out flaws in celebrities.


:allears:

NCT is Negative Canthal Tilt of course

hahahaha holy poo poo

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
then who IS good looking

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

lazorexplosion posted:

Being socially inept and highly autistic, I decided it would be a good idea to put on porn.

Just when you think you can spot plot twists from a mile away, they throw another curveball!

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


Pick posted:

then who IS good looking

chad. only chad.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


so i remembered this AMA from a few years back: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1cstrm/i_did_research_on_facial_attractiveness_for_years/

i feel like a lot of the incel "facial attractiveness science" takes the tentative conclusions that people like this guy make and just goes crazy with them

Savage For The Winjun
Jun 27, 2008


jerry seinfel posted:

chad. only chad.

and 13 year olds????

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Savage For The Winjun posted:

and 13 year olds????

No no silly, 12 year olds.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



lazorexplosion posted:

normies praise pedofiles,yet they pedoshame us for wanting 16 year old prime femoids. They elected a pedofile president who is 24(!) years older than his wife. They also praise holywood actors such as george clooney,yet another pedofile who is 17(!) years older than his wife. Another example is Mel Gibson,the ultrapedofile who is 34(!) years older than his gf. Meanwhile most of us here are in our 20's and that means we are only 5-13 years older than the prime 16 year older femoid that we deserve,yet we are getting pedoshamed by normies in the regular just because our looks and status are low.

:allbuttons:

This is like a whole new level of being incorrect it hurts my head.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Pick posted:

then who IS good looking

animes

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

So to summarize facts I have gathered from incels:

You have to be 8+ out of 10 in looks or it's over
No one is 9 or 10.
Chris Hemsworth is rated in the 8+ category.
But other celebrities who make top 100 hottest men lists like Brad Pitt are not.

So I guess there are maybe fifty genuinely attractive men in the world, and they gently caress all the women?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

lazorexplosion posted:

So to summarize facts I have gathered from incels:

You have to be 8+ out of 10 in looks or it's over
No one is 9 or 10.
Chris Hemsworth is rated in the 8+ category.
But other celebrities who make top 100 hottest men lists like Brad Pitt are not.

So I guess there are maybe fifty genuinely attractive men in the world, and they gently caress all the women?

About 5-10% have to be gay in that group and presumably they gently caress all the men on the planet except incels. So realistically your looking at like 10 guys since some of that elite group are aging in or out of prime gently caress years

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
tbf i would gently caress the everloving poo poo out of chris hemsworth

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Barudak posted:

About 5-10% have to be gay in that group and presumably they gently caress all the men on the planet except incels. So realistically your looking at like 10 guys since some of that elite group are aging in or out of prime gently caress years

I feel like there is a "How fast does Chad have to travel to service the entire planet daily" problem in here.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest

This is a chart that maps sexiness, but these effects are only while a woman is ovulating. hth the small philtrum subhumans itt

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
????????????????

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
How many movie frames before a woman starts ovulating?

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such
You have to take into account that even Chad Thundercock III doesn't gently caress all the time. He has to eat and sleep and call his mom (because he's a good son) and catch up on Master Chef, and maybe he just wants to be by himself for a little while, so even if he was able to travel the world instantaneously, and even with his endless supply of Chad-sperm, it would be a real challenge to keep up the world's population all by himself. I know we speculated about there being multiple Chads, but given that no man can be Chad if there is one Chadlier, that is a Highlander situation. So there can only be Chad.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

lazorexplosion posted:

When I was 15 there was this girl in my class. Let's call her Susan. Susan wasn't particularly pretty and she was kind of standoffish if I'm honest. However she was nice to me sometimes and I enjoyed that positive attention. Most girls were rude to me. She seemed to tolerate me at least.

One day my parents told me that they would be gone for the weekend and that I could invite Susan over. Looking back on it, it's obvious that they had ulterior motives. They probably hoped that I'd deflower Susan and finally become a man. Too bad that never happened.

When she came over on Saturday I was extremely nervous and behaved awkwardly. I never had a girl over and didn't really know what stuff they're into. She suggested that we watch movies together. She went to the bathroom and I started looking for things to watch.

Being socially inept and highly autistic, I decided it would be a good idea to put on porn. So I put on porn on TV. I didn't really think anything of it. I didn't know that it would be offensive to girls. Susan came back after a few minutes and she looked absolutely horrified once she looked at the screen. She looked like I showed her a montage of her dead parents. She started screaming and yelling at me, telling me that I'm a disgusting pig and that I'm gross and creepy. I certainly didn't expect her to react that way. However I immediately started apologizing and told her that I didn't know that it would offend her. It was too late. She grabbed her things and literally ran out of the house. I apologized dozens of times but it was all useless.

She told all her friends about this incident and the story eventually spread at school. Girls disliked me anyway but now they were really trying their best to avoid me. I was taunted, mocked and had a few more nicknames added to the already long list. I even had to sit down with the principal but fortunately he only gave me a warning.

So, I did have a female friend for a short while but I ruined everything instantly.

This is pretty much what the dude from Taxi Driver did to his love interest. Now all this incel has to do is find an underage prostitute and kill her pimps and Susan will like him!

MettleRamiel
Jun 29, 2005

failing forward posted:


I tried to find the quote about a woman's vagina being shaped for her single and only lover's dick but I couldn't. I have seen it in this thread however. So much bad science.

My sex ed teacher is 7th grade said this. Someone asked if you could have sex with a midget if you weren't one yourself and he said that as long as the two were in love, her vagina would be just the right shape and size to fit him.

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Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
Literally the joke from Spinal Tap.

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